Post by Zelda on May 17, 2014 22:33:23 GMT -5
{There is a knock heard at the door of the Knite household, the two story small mansion that Zelda’s brother bought for his lovely wife Kelly when he found out she was pregnant with their second child. Kelly is forced to get up from her spot on the sofa watching her treadmill and heads towards the sound that is currently and inexplicably annoying her. She swings the door open as she wipes some sweat from her brow and standing there is none other than one half of the current EMF lineup, Skye Sparks.}
Kelly: Skye? What are you doing here?
Skye: I was looking for Zelda. I’ve been calling her for hours but she won’t answer my calls.
Kelly: **sigh** You two love birds already having troubles?
Skye: We’re not lovers.
Kelly: Sure… Whatever you say.
Skye: Is she here or not?
Kelly: She’s been her normal self all day, vegging out with her head in some video game.
Skye: Weird, she usually can’t stop texting me when she has buried her head into some Final Fantasy tripe. You mind if I go up and check on her?
{Kelly rolls her eyes as she steps aside and raises her arm towards the staircase, giving Skye her blessing. Skye nods her head politely, or more likely sarcastically before heading up and looking for her friend. Skye knocks on Zelda’s door, and… gets silence in return.}
Skye: Zel?
Zelda: …
Skye: Kelly said you were home… are you in there? Hello? Zelda?
{Skye looks at the door and cocks her eyebrow before grabbing the handle and giving it a twist. The door swings open and Sparks walks in to see her friend on the floor with her back pressed against her bathroom door and her knees pressed into her chest. Skye looks at her with a very cynical look as she crosses her arms in front of her chest.}
Skye: You’re not doing that stuff again are you? I mean come on Zelda, you and I have a huge match coming up and I need you not to be… Do I need to call Crystal over here for her to knock some sense into you?
Zelda: I’m late.
Skye: Oh…
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Tag team tournament? Please.
This is a tag team title match with two filler matches to kick the thing off with. That’s right, I’m totally putting this n00b arse team of posers EMF are facing in the filler category and that team of scrubs that are facing The Doctor and Cindy Warren are there as well alongside them. That’s a pretty confident statement you say? Well, it’s pretty easy to be confident when you’re just about positive what exactly is about to happen.
What is that?
Easy. This is coming down to the hilariously named Team ER and EMF. It’s that simple. We are the two best teams, we have the four best wrestlers, and we’re not going to lose these opening rounds. Not opinion, not educated guess, but sorry to say it’s just a pure fact that we’re just better. Angel Kash has never been anybody and is more famous for the amount of wrestling federations that she’s joined and quit on then she is for her personal accomplishments. She somehow has a million trillion gajillion dollars…and somehow the thought of her winning a single match in this tournament is more ridiculous than that… so that should really tell you something.
Then of course there is me and Skye’s opponents…. Let me just be blatant here and I want to say this ain't some kinda trick for me to screw with your heads…. this is the God’s honest truth, I have no idea who either of you are. I mean seriously. You might as well be Jane Doe 1 and Jane Doe 2 for all I know or care. You think you have the skins on your walls that I do? You think you have the wrestling pedigree that I do? I’m a second generation star, both of my brother’s are in this business and I am one of the most successful wrestlers in the world today.
While you two are fading into obscurity like Crash Bandicoot, the fast path to being nothing more than an afterthought on the history of this business. There ain't anything you can do to stop EMF, we’re the best, we’re the greatest women’s team in wrestling today. Maybe Skye and I are the new combo, maybe we haven’t really had a ton of time to get together as a team and work on our ring skills…. however, it doesn’t matter. We’ve proven ourselves in this company, I’ve defeated the first Marquee champion and Skye at one time had her hands on that belt, we are still every man’s fantasy, we are still everybody’s dream, we are the most beautiful, the most talented and simply put…
We’re better than you.
I won’t tell you two to give up now, I won’t tell you any of that cliche garbage because I mean that’s just silly, of course I want you to fight, it wouldn’t be any fun to beat you, to make you submit if it came easy. So let me just put it like this… you can fight and you can stand… but I will knock you down. I will personally put you at the bottom of the score board if I have to, but the good thing is… I won’t have to, because I’ve got my third best friend to help me out…
just don’t let her know that I called her that.
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Skye: What?! How did this happen, you told me it had been months since you were with somebody, you said… how could you be so stupid, who was this with!?
Zelda: I don’t want to talk about it.
Skye: Look, I’m your best friend…
Zelda: … you’re not my best friend.
Skye: As your best friend! You owe me an answer.
Zelda: Fine, let me spin you a yard.
Skye: I think you mean “yarn.”
Zelda: … just shut up and listen. It was a little over a month ago…
:::FLASHBACK TIME - A little over a month ago:::
{Late at night after a night out with Skye and Crystal partying and possibly clubbing since that’s something Crystal loves to do because she’s a skank like that, Zelda is seen walking out of the pink EMF lambo and towards the front door of the Gibford Famularo house, as she’s apparently had a show in New York and will be staying here tonight. She walks in and the front room is illuminated with nothing more than the light from a plasma television with none other than her exboyfriend Simon Daye sitting there watching TV alone. He spins around and sees Zelda in surprise and Zelda looks at him confused.}
Zelda: Simon? What are you doing here?
Simon: Oh… well I… live here. What are you doing?
Zelda: Why are you still living with my dad!? You two stopped being a team a year ago.
Simon: Oh that… well… he refused to let me leave. In fact he wouldn’t even let me move into a different room.
Zelda: Wait.. so you still stay on the top bunk in his room? He’s married now…
Simon: Yeah, trust me.. it’s really weird.
{Zelda lets out a smell giggle at the thought of Simon laying uncomfortably on the top bunk with Gib making love to his sweet mahogany wife a mere few inches away. She sakes her head then looks at him with sympathy in her eyes as he looks at the floor ashamed.}
Zelda: I’m sorry… he’s weird like that. Well, I’m staying here for the night before heading back to Dallas tomorrow morning, nobody told you?
Simon: No, I just got back from a show too and Gib and the Doc haven’t been here all day. I think he took her to some bed and breakfast somewhere. Clearly… for the sex…
Zelda: Well, obviously.
{Zelda and Simon both start looking around the room and begin to feel a bit uncomfortable as they realize that they are the only ones there. Zelda bites her bottom lips as she often does when she’s feeling nervous or uneasy. She grabs her bags and looks down the dark hallway.}
Zelda: So I should go to my room…
Simon: Hey do you want to stay and watch this with me…
Zelda: I really shouldn’t, I mean I… it wouldn’t be a good idea would it?
Simon: Zelda… please?
Zelda: No Simon, every time we do this we end up in another fight and I end up hurt. I’m sorry that I lied to you about my past, and I’m sorry that it hurt you that much but I think at best we should just stay acquaintances.
Simon: But it’s the Super Mario Bros. movie.
Zelda: Well scoot over already! Make room! Where’s the popcorn man!?
{Zelda slides onto the couch, pushing Simon over with her body, after throwing her bag to the floor and immediately throws her hand into the popcorn bag that Simon has in front of him.}
:::AFTER THE MOVIE:::
{Zelda is against Simon’s shoulder pointing at the TV screen, and seems really excited}
Zelda: See what I mean, I don’t understand why this movie gets so much crap! It’s awesome, I think this was Dennis Hopper’s finest moment! It was full of action and it put a realistic twist on the super Mario universe, would you really expect them to make the movie exactly like the games it would be nothing but a fat guy jumping on mushrooms if they did that. Their creative use of the license was what really made this movie stand out. It’s a cinematic masterpiece and should be recognized as such!
Simon: **laughs slightly** Totally agree.
{Zelda turns and looks up at Simon.}
Zelda: You’re just saying that because the pretty girl that you still have the hots for is laying on your arm.
Simon: No…Saying that I still had the hots for the girl on my arm would be the biggest understatement of the century… I think she is the prettiest, most amazing, incredible person that I have ever met and I would do anything in the world to prove to her that I have changed and would love nothing more than to just spend a few fleeting moments with her again.
{Zelda and Simon don’t say anything after this… they just lean in and with passion in their eyes begin to kiss wildly as we fade to black on this scene.}
:::BACK TO THE FUTURE… errr… PRESENT:::
{Skye doesn’t look impressed.}
Skye: Really Zelda!? How many times are you going to do this with this guy!? Now look at you, laying in the floor worried that you might be pregnant again!? Jesus you really are a ho sometimes.
Zelda: Hey! That’s not fair!
Skye: Oh it isn’t? How many times have you talked to Simon since that night?
Zelda: Once or twice…. I think.
Skye: See, he knows just what to do every time to get you back in bed and you fall for it and start arguing afterwards like it’s just a common thing normal well adjusted people do. You don’t feel for him like that and he clearly doesn’t care about you that way because he treats you like trash afterwards.
Zelda: I know it was stupid, ok? You don’t have to keep reminding me.
Skye: Have you even told him that you’re late yet?
Zelda: Well I figured if I was then I would have to, but if I wasn’t then why concern him?
Skye: …
Zelda: Fine.
{Zelda picks up her phone laying next to her and dials a few numbers before bringing it to her ear where she begins her conversation with Simon.}
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Cindy Warren… I don’t care about you. Do whatever it is you do and whatever that might be I’m fine with it…
Now… The Doc.
You’re not my mommy! You hear me! I’ll never call you that and I hope you rot in the deepest most blood curdling parts of hell for even trying to fill that void in my life! You home wrecking tramp! Me and Xander hate you for marrying our dad!
Well actually… I can’t really speak for Xander there.
Also, I can’t really say that I hate you. I mean you do seem to make Gib happy, so you can’t possibly be that bad of a person.
You’re a psycologist and I know you’ll understand this, since I was forced to have sessions with you for several months after I almost accidentally killed myself, if you ever try and really take the place of my mother… if you ever think for a second that there might be a day that I would consider even calling you “mommy” I’ll stab you in the heart with Nintendo 3DS stylus… you got me? That’s right, that’s totally a threat, and I’m the daughter of Gib, you know dang well that I’ll do it.
You see, I don’t care about the match. If you cant beat me and Skye, more power to you and I wish you all the luck in the world. If you and Cindy walk out as the new tag team champions it’s whatever and I hope you have a fantastic reign with the titles. I don’t care about any of that. My wrestling career wasn’t made on winning tag team titles in small independent wrestling promotions and your having a victory over me sure as heck wouldn’t be the end of that legacy.
Make Gib a happy man, that’s fine, give this match your all and even take my dad’s advice and reach her hand down into my hoo-hoo area and try to roll me up. All of that nonsense, I’m totally ok with me. You just try and take my mother’s place… you for a second think that you can possibly knock down the walls and break into my interior and I will end you. I will Bowser you in the blink of an eye, you got that? Do I make it perfectly clear that I you will be mortal enemy if you even think about it? Also, I will do everything in my power to reverse parent trap you and my father apart, and I’m his little girl… I have a pretty big say in that man’s life.
So let me just put it like this for you. I’m pretty good at this, and I’m pretty sure Gib has made that clear to you. I’m kinda a big deal, in fact some would even call me the BEST.EVER. So good luck out there. I won’t take it easy on you just because you’re old and porking my father. I won’t let up just because this is your first time in the ring here. I am going to try and hurt you, and I’m going to try and make you submit, it’s the spirit of competition inside of me, it’s my desire to always have the high score at the end of the day that drives me and just because you’re on the other side of the ring… I’m not going to slow down.
That, you see… is my legend.
That I’ll never stop giving it everything I have, I’ll never slow down for even a second and I’ll always go out and give every single match that I am in whatever I can and do whatever it takes to win. I have what it takes to beat you, I have what it takes to win these tag team titles and I know my partner does as well. This is your chance to prove yourselves and I know you’ll do it against us… you’re going to have to give more than me to even stand a chance. You are going to have to take every bit of effort you have in your bodies and times it by like 30 or something like that to even compete with me, that is why I’m a legend… I force you to give more than you could possibly think to give otherwise…. or you could just get lucky and get some random fluke…
either way…
Good luck with that.
You’re not facing just any team in the finals, you’re not facing Angel Kash a second time… you’re facing pure perfection…
You’re facing EMF, the team every man wishes they had and every woman wishes the were.
So yeah… good luck.
**wink**
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{Skye is pacing around the room, making sure to avoid all the video game console cables as she waits for the results of Zelda’s test. Zelda is pressed against the door with her eyes closed, the phone call she had to make is long over, but now Skye can’t wait.}
Skye: Ok, how long is this test going to take?!
Zelda: Oh… it was done like two hours ago before you got here, I’m just afraid to go check the result.
Skye: Would you get up and go already!
Zelda: I can’t! What if it is positive… what am I going to do? What am I going to tell Gib? What about Adam and Kelly and even Lucas Dupree… he just signed me to a big fat contract. Then… then there’s Simon… Simon…what will he do? He’ll probably run away to Canada!
{Skye squats down and puts her hands on Zelda’s shoulder, looking her right in the eyes.}
Skye: First… Gib would probably give you a high five before hunting down Simon with a trident so you wouldn’t have to worry about him. Then everybody else… who cares? Sure you’ll really disappoint me if we can’t win the tag team titles together but I’ll get over it and I’m sure your brother and Kelly would love to have a little niece or nephew. So go in there and find out already because I’m going to if you don’t.
Zelda: **sigh** fine…
{Zelda stands up after taking a deep breath and heads into the bathroom, she spends a brief second in there before sprinting out and jumping up into the air towards Skye, knocking her backwards and sending the two falling on the bed. Zelda pushes up, looking straight down at Skye with a big smile on her face.}
Zelda: It’s negative! YES! YES! YES!
Skye: Thank God… I thought I was going to have to sub Crystal into the tag team match.
Zelda: Wow, I can’t believe it… I’m so relieved. This is great. Dodged a bullet there, I swear I’ll never do something that stupid again.
Skye: Nobody believes that.
Zelda: Shut it and let me just enjoy this moment.
Skye: Well I guess you should call Simon and give him the good news then.
Zelda: Oh yeah, right, he’s going to be ecstatic. This probably would have given him a heart attack if it was positive.
:::CUT TO SIMON ON THE PHONE:::
Simon: Oh…negative… yeah… that’s great news alright, really great…
{Simon hangs up the phone and the camera pulls back to see Simon standing in the middle of a department store and right dead center in the baby clothes section. He puts down a small outfit that was in his hand, hanging it back onto the rack as he looks down at the floor with a sad look on his face, a tear begins to roll down his cheek as he takes a deep breath.}
Simon: Real great.
{Fade to black.}
Kelly: Skye? What are you doing here?
Skye: I was looking for Zelda. I’ve been calling her for hours but she won’t answer my calls.
Kelly: **sigh** You two love birds already having troubles?
Skye: We’re not lovers.
Kelly: Sure… Whatever you say.
Skye: Is she here or not?
Kelly: She’s been her normal self all day, vegging out with her head in some video game.
Skye: Weird, she usually can’t stop texting me when she has buried her head into some Final Fantasy tripe. You mind if I go up and check on her?
{Kelly rolls her eyes as she steps aside and raises her arm towards the staircase, giving Skye her blessing. Skye nods her head politely, or more likely sarcastically before heading up and looking for her friend. Skye knocks on Zelda’s door, and… gets silence in return.}
Skye: Zel?
Zelda: …
Skye: Kelly said you were home… are you in there? Hello? Zelda?
{Skye looks at the door and cocks her eyebrow before grabbing the handle and giving it a twist. The door swings open and Sparks walks in to see her friend on the floor with her back pressed against her bathroom door and her knees pressed into her chest. Skye looks at her with a very cynical look as she crosses her arms in front of her chest.}
Skye: You’re not doing that stuff again are you? I mean come on Zelda, you and I have a huge match coming up and I need you not to be… Do I need to call Crystal over here for her to knock some sense into you?
Zelda: I’m late.
Skye: Oh…
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Tag team tournament? Please.
This is a tag team title match with two filler matches to kick the thing off with. That’s right, I’m totally putting this n00b arse team of posers EMF are facing in the filler category and that team of scrubs that are facing The Doctor and Cindy Warren are there as well alongside them. That’s a pretty confident statement you say? Well, it’s pretty easy to be confident when you’re just about positive what exactly is about to happen.
What is that?
Easy. This is coming down to the hilariously named Team ER and EMF. It’s that simple. We are the two best teams, we have the four best wrestlers, and we’re not going to lose these opening rounds. Not opinion, not educated guess, but sorry to say it’s just a pure fact that we’re just better. Angel Kash has never been anybody and is more famous for the amount of wrestling federations that she’s joined and quit on then she is for her personal accomplishments. She somehow has a million trillion gajillion dollars…and somehow the thought of her winning a single match in this tournament is more ridiculous than that… so that should really tell you something.
Then of course there is me and Skye’s opponents…. Let me just be blatant here and I want to say this ain't some kinda trick for me to screw with your heads…. this is the God’s honest truth, I have no idea who either of you are. I mean seriously. You might as well be Jane Doe 1 and Jane Doe 2 for all I know or care. You think you have the skins on your walls that I do? You think you have the wrestling pedigree that I do? I’m a second generation star, both of my brother’s are in this business and I am one of the most successful wrestlers in the world today.
While you two are fading into obscurity like Crash Bandicoot, the fast path to being nothing more than an afterthought on the history of this business. There ain't anything you can do to stop EMF, we’re the best, we’re the greatest women’s team in wrestling today. Maybe Skye and I are the new combo, maybe we haven’t really had a ton of time to get together as a team and work on our ring skills…. however, it doesn’t matter. We’ve proven ourselves in this company, I’ve defeated the first Marquee champion and Skye at one time had her hands on that belt, we are still every man’s fantasy, we are still everybody’s dream, we are the most beautiful, the most talented and simply put…
We’re better than you.
I won’t tell you two to give up now, I won’t tell you any of that cliche garbage because I mean that’s just silly, of course I want you to fight, it wouldn’t be any fun to beat you, to make you submit if it came easy. So let me just put it like this… you can fight and you can stand… but I will knock you down. I will personally put you at the bottom of the score board if I have to, but the good thing is… I won’t have to, because I’ve got my third best friend to help me out…
just don’t let her know that I called her that.
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Skye: What?! How did this happen, you told me it had been months since you were with somebody, you said… how could you be so stupid, who was this with!?
Zelda: I don’t want to talk about it.
Skye: Look, I’m your best friend…
Zelda: … you’re not my best friend.
Skye: As your best friend! You owe me an answer.
Zelda: Fine, let me spin you a yard.
Skye: I think you mean “yarn.”
Zelda: … just shut up and listen. It was a little over a month ago…
:::FLASHBACK TIME - A little over a month ago:::
{Late at night after a night out with Skye and Crystal partying and possibly clubbing since that’s something Crystal loves to do because she’s a skank like that, Zelda is seen walking out of the pink EMF lambo and towards the front door of the Gibford Famularo house, as she’s apparently had a show in New York and will be staying here tonight. She walks in and the front room is illuminated with nothing more than the light from a plasma television with none other than her exboyfriend Simon Daye sitting there watching TV alone. He spins around and sees Zelda in surprise and Zelda looks at him confused.}
Zelda: Simon? What are you doing here?
Simon: Oh… well I… live here. What are you doing?
Zelda: Why are you still living with my dad!? You two stopped being a team a year ago.
Simon: Oh that… well… he refused to let me leave. In fact he wouldn’t even let me move into a different room.
Zelda: Wait.. so you still stay on the top bunk in his room? He’s married now…
Simon: Yeah, trust me.. it’s really weird.
{Zelda lets out a smell giggle at the thought of Simon laying uncomfortably on the top bunk with Gib making love to his sweet mahogany wife a mere few inches away. She sakes her head then looks at him with sympathy in her eyes as he looks at the floor ashamed.}
Zelda: I’m sorry… he’s weird like that. Well, I’m staying here for the night before heading back to Dallas tomorrow morning, nobody told you?
Simon: No, I just got back from a show too and Gib and the Doc haven’t been here all day. I think he took her to some bed and breakfast somewhere. Clearly… for the sex…
Zelda: Well, obviously.
{Zelda and Simon both start looking around the room and begin to feel a bit uncomfortable as they realize that they are the only ones there. Zelda bites her bottom lips as she often does when she’s feeling nervous or uneasy. She grabs her bags and looks down the dark hallway.}
Zelda: So I should go to my room…
Simon: Hey do you want to stay and watch this with me…
Zelda: I really shouldn’t, I mean I… it wouldn’t be a good idea would it?
Simon: Zelda… please?
Zelda: No Simon, every time we do this we end up in another fight and I end up hurt. I’m sorry that I lied to you about my past, and I’m sorry that it hurt you that much but I think at best we should just stay acquaintances.
Simon: But it’s the Super Mario Bros. movie.
Zelda: Well scoot over already! Make room! Where’s the popcorn man!?
{Zelda slides onto the couch, pushing Simon over with her body, after throwing her bag to the floor and immediately throws her hand into the popcorn bag that Simon has in front of him.}
:::AFTER THE MOVIE:::
{Zelda is against Simon’s shoulder pointing at the TV screen, and seems really excited}
Zelda: See what I mean, I don’t understand why this movie gets so much crap! It’s awesome, I think this was Dennis Hopper’s finest moment! It was full of action and it put a realistic twist on the super Mario universe, would you really expect them to make the movie exactly like the games it would be nothing but a fat guy jumping on mushrooms if they did that. Their creative use of the license was what really made this movie stand out. It’s a cinematic masterpiece and should be recognized as such!
Simon: **laughs slightly** Totally agree.
{Zelda turns and looks up at Simon.}
Zelda: You’re just saying that because the pretty girl that you still have the hots for is laying on your arm.
Simon: No…Saying that I still had the hots for the girl on my arm would be the biggest understatement of the century… I think she is the prettiest, most amazing, incredible person that I have ever met and I would do anything in the world to prove to her that I have changed and would love nothing more than to just spend a few fleeting moments with her again.
{Zelda and Simon don’t say anything after this… they just lean in and with passion in their eyes begin to kiss wildly as we fade to black on this scene.}
:::BACK TO THE FUTURE… errr… PRESENT:::
{Skye doesn’t look impressed.}
Skye: Really Zelda!? How many times are you going to do this with this guy!? Now look at you, laying in the floor worried that you might be pregnant again!? Jesus you really are a ho sometimes.
Zelda: Hey! That’s not fair!
Skye: Oh it isn’t? How many times have you talked to Simon since that night?
Zelda: Once or twice…. I think.
Skye: See, he knows just what to do every time to get you back in bed and you fall for it and start arguing afterwards like it’s just a common thing normal well adjusted people do. You don’t feel for him like that and he clearly doesn’t care about you that way because he treats you like trash afterwards.
Zelda: I know it was stupid, ok? You don’t have to keep reminding me.
Skye: Have you even told him that you’re late yet?
Zelda: Well I figured if I was then I would have to, but if I wasn’t then why concern him?
Skye: …
Zelda: Fine.
{Zelda picks up her phone laying next to her and dials a few numbers before bringing it to her ear where she begins her conversation with Simon.}
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Cindy Warren… I don’t care about you. Do whatever it is you do and whatever that might be I’m fine with it…
Now… The Doc.
You’re not my mommy! You hear me! I’ll never call you that and I hope you rot in the deepest most blood curdling parts of hell for even trying to fill that void in my life! You home wrecking tramp! Me and Xander hate you for marrying our dad!
Well actually… I can’t really speak for Xander there.
Also, I can’t really say that I hate you. I mean you do seem to make Gib happy, so you can’t possibly be that bad of a person.
You’re a psycologist and I know you’ll understand this, since I was forced to have sessions with you for several months after I almost accidentally killed myself, if you ever try and really take the place of my mother… if you ever think for a second that there might be a day that I would consider even calling you “mommy” I’ll stab you in the heart with Nintendo 3DS stylus… you got me? That’s right, that’s totally a threat, and I’m the daughter of Gib, you know dang well that I’ll do it.
You see, I don’t care about the match. If you cant beat me and Skye, more power to you and I wish you all the luck in the world. If you and Cindy walk out as the new tag team champions it’s whatever and I hope you have a fantastic reign with the titles. I don’t care about any of that. My wrestling career wasn’t made on winning tag team titles in small independent wrestling promotions and your having a victory over me sure as heck wouldn’t be the end of that legacy.
Make Gib a happy man, that’s fine, give this match your all and even take my dad’s advice and reach her hand down into my hoo-hoo area and try to roll me up. All of that nonsense, I’m totally ok with me. You just try and take my mother’s place… you for a second think that you can possibly knock down the walls and break into my interior and I will end you. I will Bowser you in the blink of an eye, you got that? Do I make it perfectly clear that I you will be mortal enemy if you even think about it? Also, I will do everything in my power to reverse parent trap you and my father apart, and I’m his little girl… I have a pretty big say in that man’s life.
So let me just put it like this for you. I’m pretty good at this, and I’m pretty sure Gib has made that clear to you. I’m kinda a big deal, in fact some would even call me the BEST.EVER. So good luck out there. I won’t take it easy on you just because you’re old and porking my father. I won’t let up just because this is your first time in the ring here. I am going to try and hurt you, and I’m going to try and make you submit, it’s the spirit of competition inside of me, it’s my desire to always have the high score at the end of the day that drives me and just because you’re on the other side of the ring… I’m not going to slow down.
That, you see… is my legend.
That I’ll never stop giving it everything I have, I’ll never slow down for even a second and I’ll always go out and give every single match that I am in whatever I can and do whatever it takes to win. I have what it takes to beat you, I have what it takes to win these tag team titles and I know my partner does as well. This is your chance to prove yourselves and I know you’ll do it against us… you’re going to have to give more than me to even stand a chance. You are going to have to take every bit of effort you have in your bodies and times it by like 30 or something like that to even compete with me, that is why I’m a legend… I force you to give more than you could possibly think to give otherwise…. or you could just get lucky and get some random fluke…
either way…
Good luck with that.
You’re not facing just any team in the finals, you’re not facing Angel Kash a second time… you’re facing pure perfection…
You’re facing EMF, the team every man wishes they had and every woman wishes the were.
So yeah… good luck.
**wink**
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{Skye is pacing around the room, making sure to avoid all the video game console cables as she waits for the results of Zelda’s test. Zelda is pressed against the door with her eyes closed, the phone call she had to make is long over, but now Skye can’t wait.}
Skye: Ok, how long is this test going to take?!
Zelda: Oh… it was done like two hours ago before you got here, I’m just afraid to go check the result.
Skye: Would you get up and go already!
Zelda: I can’t! What if it is positive… what am I going to do? What am I going to tell Gib? What about Adam and Kelly and even Lucas Dupree… he just signed me to a big fat contract. Then… then there’s Simon… Simon…what will he do? He’ll probably run away to Canada!
{Skye squats down and puts her hands on Zelda’s shoulder, looking her right in the eyes.}
Skye: First… Gib would probably give you a high five before hunting down Simon with a trident so you wouldn’t have to worry about him. Then everybody else… who cares? Sure you’ll really disappoint me if we can’t win the tag team titles together but I’ll get over it and I’m sure your brother and Kelly would love to have a little niece or nephew. So go in there and find out already because I’m going to if you don’t.
Zelda: **sigh** fine…
{Zelda stands up after taking a deep breath and heads into the bathroom, she spends a brief second in there before sprinting out and jumping up into the air towards Skye, knocking her backwards and sending the two falling on the bed. Zelda pushes up, looking straight down at Skye with a big smile on her face.}
Zelda: It’s negative! YES! YES! YES!
Skye: Thank God… I thought I was going to have to sub Crystal into the tag team match.
Zelda: Wow, I can’t believe it… I’m so relieved. This is great. Dodged a bullet there, I swear I’ll never do something that stupid again.
Skye: Nobody believes that.
Zelda: Shut it and let me just enjoy this moment.
Skye: Well I guess you should call Simon and give him the good news then.
Zelda: Oh yeah, right, he’s going to be ecstatic. This probably would have given him a heart attack if it was positive.
:::CUT TO SIMON ON THE PHONE:::
Simon: Oh…negative… yeah… that’s great news alright, really great…
{Simon hangs up the phone and the camera pulls back to see Simon standing in the middle of a department store and right dead center in the baby clothes section. He puts down a small outfit that was in his hand, hanging it back onto the rack as he looks down at the floor with a sad look on his face, a tear begins to roll down his cheek as he takes a deep breath.}
Simon: Real great.
{Fade to black.}