Post by Lucas Dupree on Nov 7, 2016 3:51:26 GMT -5
{A black screen. After some time, We get the usual intro, then we get more LAW event highlights, and then Gabby Camacho, Mackenzie Roberts, The Naughty Girls, and Chacalita holding up their respective titles. We cut from that to a live wide shot of the audience as they cheer wildly as "Fighter" by Christina Aguilera playings We go to Troy and Duke, already sitting down.}
{Amy Jo Smyth is walking - nay, limping through the backstage area. Even with her limp and the brace around her ankle, she moves quickly. She passes right in front of the general manager’s office. As promised, Megan Helms-King has kept her door open to everyone.}
MHK: AJ!
{Smyth stops short, raises her eyebrows. After a quick moment of thought, she turns around and looks into the general manager’s office.}
AJS: Whatever it is, I had nothing to do with it.
{Helms-King chuckles as she walks into the office doorway. Amy Jo remains in the hallway while Megan leans up against the doorframe of her temporary office.}
MHK: You have first aid training, right?
AJS: Yeah… Why?
MHK: Just curious. Might be helpful for the future.
AJS: Cool…?
MHK: Cheers. Make sure to keep healing up that ankle.
{Amy Jo Smyth nods her head slowly.}
AJS: You’re being weird as fuck, Megan.
MHK: Something like that.
AJS: I’m leaving.
MHK: Don’t get too far.
{Smyth limps away, disappearing around a corner. Megan Helms-King grins, a crazy look taking over her eyes.}
Duke King: Anyone else got this creepy vibe about her?
Troy Franklin: Well, that certainly was strange.
{At the sound of the bell, Jerome is already throwing out a few trash talking insults Sam's way distracting her enough for Kalena to move in with a hard hitting clothesline. She picks Sam back up quickly pushing her into the corner for a few knife edged chops followed by a heavy back elbow to the jaw. Sam is left dazed as she's pulled from the corner and set for a suplex as Alex tries to encourage her friend out of it. Sam manages to hook a leg in behind Kalena's stopping the two attempts before Daley manages to break free from the hold and drop down for a fireman's carry putting Kay on her back. Alex claps out her approval of the move as Jerome tries to get Kay back into the thing.
Sam brings Kay back up to her feet giving her a kick to the gut followed up with a DDT and a cover only earning her a one count. After taking a short breather, Sam brings Kay back up setting her against the ropes for a few chops of her own and then goes to whip her to the other side only to be countered. Upon her return, Sam is flipped up and over with a back body drop. Kalena continues the assault with a couple of piercing elbow drops to the chest then uses Sam's hair to bring her up flipping her down onto her rear then locks in a rear chin lock. Alex slaps the canvas cheering her friend on as Sam struggles with how Kay's knee is pressing into her back. Eventually, Sam manages to turn away from the hold and rams her gut into Kay's stomach a couple of times following it up with a samoan drop.
Once again Kay finds herself on the receiving end as Sam goes for a leglock but gets pulled in for a closed shot with the fist. The ref warns Kalena about that as Kay gets to her feet quickly putting Sam back down with a suplex. She covers but only gets a two count until Sam's shoulder rises from the canvas. Kay gets to her feet bringing Sam with her kicking in her gut and dropping it down on her knee with a gut buster followed by a second pin getting her another two count. By now Kay is a little upset as she brings Sam to her feet but Daley manages to run Kay into the corner giving her a couple of shoulder thrusts and then a monkey flip dropping her across the ring.
Sam gets back up to her feet and turns but finds that Kalena has gotten up much faster and grabs hold of Daley dropping her with the Shout Out, Jumping reverse STO. She follows this with a cover and the pinfall victory.}
{Megan Helms-King stands in the center of the ring with a microphone in hand, waiting for the crowd to quiet down.}
Troy Franklin: Welcome back, fans. Our general manager joins us here in the ring now.
Duke King: I’m sure she’s here to announce something so important.
Troy Franklin: You never know what Megan has in store for us…
{The crowd finally quiets.}
MHK: Good evening. Boulder.
{Of course there is a pop from the crowd. The general manager laughs to herself.}
Duke King: What a damn fool…
Troy Franklin: Hey, watch what you say, that is your boss.
Duke King: She is not my boss. I am my own boss.
Troy Franklin: Okay…
{Once again, the crowd settles down and the general manager can finally speak.}
Megan Helms-King: As you’re aware, we have a well-known visitor in our locker room tonight - the Distorted Angel and a woman I know to be a one of the most qualified wrestlers of her kind, Amber Ryan. She will take on our very own Chaos Champion, Kenzi Grey, in a hardcore street fight for the Chaos Title.
{The crowd goes nuts.}
Troy Franklin: This is going to be a first for L.A.W. tonight. Not only are you going to see our champion defend against a non-rostered member of our organization but also in a match that our general manager - a self-proclaimed Queen of the Deathmatch and lover of all things hardcore - has carefully designed.
Duke King: I’m sure it’s going to be a bust.
Troy Franklin: We’re going to find out. And we’re hopefully going to find out more about it, too, because right now, we know almost no particulars of this match.
{Megan Helms-King smirks and nods her head.}
MHK: I’ve put a lot of creative energy into this match and being who I am and knowing who Amber Ryan is and that is a Chaos Title match, it’s going to be a doozy. Right now, in the parking garage, our staff is creating an environment suited for a match the Chaos title deserves.
{The projection screen above the ring kicks on, showing off the parking structure where men in purple L.A.W. shirts work tirelessly to create the arena in which the match will take place. Cars of various styles and ages have been placed around the parking lot to make a circle. As they go along, the men dump various weapons and tools in the trunks and backseats of the cars.}
MHK: We want to show Amber Ryan a good time and we want to truly test our champion. I promise you that tonight’s main event is going to be something you’ve never seen before. This main event, it will be a Parking Lot Street Fight in which the competitors enter and will be locked in and until the match is over and a winner has been declared. The only way to win is to obtain a three-count.
{Helms-King lowers the microphone, listens to the crowd.}
Troy Franklin: I feel like she’s not even close to being done. After all that, she’s still not done.
Duke King: God, why can’t she just shut up already?
MHK: Oh, and it should also be mentioned that the match will be called by a woman who knows both women very well. A woman who has faced Amber Ryan in her career and who has, against all odds, managed to maintain a friendship with Kenzi Grey.
Duke King: ...Three guesses.
Troy Franklin: This match just got very interesting.
MHK: Amy Jo Smyth will be your special guest referee in the main event. I have a firm belief that even in the chaos, AJ will keep order and call it exactly down the middle.
{The crowd goes nuts.}
Troy Franklin: Our main event here tonight just got a lot of clarification and it just crazy.
Duke King: It sounds like a setup against Amber Ryan.
Troy Franklin: You forget, we saw Smyth and Ryan hanging out not too long ago. If anything, Smyth has been put in a very dangerous position. Not just friendships will be tested, but Smyth, who is already hurt, will be in a physically dangerous place. She could get hurt and she’s already hurt.
Duke King: This is going to be a mess. You and I both know it. Ever since we got this damn new general manager, things have gotten…
Troy Franklin: More exciting?
Duke King: Anything but. I wonder if we can impeach her.
Troy Franklin: Megan Helms-King may not have many fans, but I happen to think she’s doing some great things for L.A.W. and this is just a start.
{Maria and Madison were both standing inside the ring. Maria smiled as her boyfriend Maleek jumped on the apron and the two of them engaged into a passionate kiss. She smiled as she walked to the center of the ring as the bell sounded. She extended a hand out to Madison and the two engaged into a friendly handshake as the match officially became underway. Maria couldn’t help but be on her feet as she moved in circles around Madison. Eventually the English woman was able to grab the Italian and she caught her with a Japanese Arm Drag. Maria hit the floor with a loud thud and when she got up she was nailed with a swinging neck breaker that sent her right back down to the ground.
Maria grabs at her head in pain as Madison climbs to the top ropes and goes for a moonsault. She leaps off but at the very last second Maria manages to move out of the way as Madison hits the floor with a loud thud. Maleek begins to bang on the side of the ring as Maria slowly finds her way back up to her feet. As soon as she gets up Madison finds her way up to her feet as well. Maria knows her down with a stiff clothesline. Madison gets back up to her feet and that’s when Maria grabs Madison and places her into a Northern Lights Suplex. She remains bridged. 1.2…kickout.
The fans were behind the Italian as she quickly got up to her feet offering a wide grin. She lifted Madison up for her brainbuster but Madison ended up landing on the other side of Maria. Madison. Madison kicks Maria in the back forcing her to kneel and she doesn’t hesitate to send her down to the mat with conviction (Natural Selection.) Maria is laid out as Madison points to the top rope and she begins to ascend to the very top. She makes it to the top and she aims her SSR (Shooting Star Press) right at Maria. Maria moves out of the way at the very last second as Madison hits the floor with a thud. Maria stands up smiling as she grabs Madison’s arms and flips over her putting her in finishing submission Sleepin Wit Da Fishes. Madison has no where to go and taps out. The bell sounds loudly as Maria smiles breaking the hold as the referee holds her arm proudly in the air.}
{After the match the referee helps Madison out of the ring as Maria calls for a microphone and offers a wide grin to the entire crowd. She grabs the microphone and raises it to her mouth as the fans continue to cheer her on.}
Maria: Wow… I just want to say that it felt super awesome to actually compete inside of an LAW ring. Since being here you may have known me as the girl who tried to be a General Manager or the girl who worked closely with Nicole among others in the financial department, but it just felt great to be inside the ring.
{The crowd begins to cheer louder than before as she nods her head in agreement.}
Maria: You fans are also awesome. Thank you for believing in me to actually step foot inside the ring, and I want to just thank my wonderful boyfriend Maleek Raheem. I know he can be a big jerk at times but between him going out of his way to get me the best wrestling gear. A cool jacket, and the support of Circle Television Network. I can bring my smile to the ring and as long as all of you continue to cheer me on. I will always have something to smile about.
Troy Franklin: Maria is very happy to be in the ring and from what she saw she looked good.
Duke King: Can we get Maleek on the microphone?! Honestly this is getting boring.
Maria: I got the first nervous match out of the way so I look forward to what’s ahead of me. I know Night of Glory is coming up next and I await to see what is next on the horizon. I want to thank Kenzi Grey for personally training me. I know she isn’t the most well liked but she’s become nice to me and I am just thankful for everything. Through everything I will fight on and….
{Before she can finish her statement Hall of Fame by the Script begins to play and that’s when Alexis Blake makes her way down to the ring. She walks up the stairs as she begins to enter into the ring. She calls for a microphone as she looks at Maria and shakes her head in disgust.}
Alexis: So here we are with Maria who is making her big debut for the company! It’s funny that you always have time for the company. Time to be a temporary GM. Time to be a Talent Relations director, and I bet you are happy to have a boyfriend now. Isn’t that just sweet.
{She smiles as she looks at Maleek out of the ring.}
Alexis: But where were you when my father died?!
Duke King: That’s right lay into her Alexis.
Troy Franklin: This is ridiculous why is she bringing up old stuff?!
Maria: Wait I can explain.
Alexis: I don’t want to hear it! You were a horrible girlfriend! You weren’t there when my father died and when the problem with dog was going on you tried to tell me you wanted Miesha like I wasn’t good enough to have a dog. You are exactly what I told the world you were. A thirsty bitch already moving on to Maleek and I hate you!
Maria: Wait no Ale…
{Alexis doesn’t even give Maria a chance to say anything as she kicks Maria in the stomach and holds her up in the air as she delivers a massive jack knife power bomb to Maria in the middle of the ring. The fans begin to boo loudly as Alexis just begins to drive boots right into Maria and that’s when Maleek decides to roll into the ring.}
Duke King: This is what I wanted to see from Alexis Blake. She’s a monster! Destroy that happy go lucky woman! Show her why nice girls finish last in the company!
Troy Franklin: This is a mugging someone needs to stop this.
{As soon as Maleek enters the ring Alexis turns around and kicks him right in the balls. Maleek falls down to the ground as Alexis yanks Maris up off of the ground and places her in between her legs again. Before she can deliver another power bomb. Kenzi Grey and the Kentourage come down to the ring and as they do. Lexi drops Maria as she rolls out of the ring and walks through the crowd to massive boos. Maria is checked on as we go to elsewhere.}
{Amy Jo Smyth is standing just beside the entrance door, her arms folded in front of her chest, looking pissed off. Megan Helms-King steps backstage, having just left the ring.}
AJS: What in the fuck is that about?
MHK: I’m sorry?
AJS: What’re doing making me special guest referee? Are you nuts?
{Helms-King shrugs as she chuckles.}
MHK: When to comes to this, absolutely.
AJS: Why do you have to drag me into it? Huh?
MHK: Because you put yourself into the middle of it. I know you were just trying to help Kenzi out, but once again, you got involved. Besides, you’re a perfect fit. Whether you like it or not.
AJS: Well, I don’t fucking like it. Who says I’ll do it?
{Megan Helms-King looks at Amy Jo Smyth, incredibly displeased.}
MHK: You’ll do this. Understand?
{Smyth stares at Helms-King, burns a hole through her.}
MHK: I really don’t care if you like it, AJ. You know exactly why you’re doing this.
AJS: Yeah, well, I’m hurt.
MHK: I’ve seen you do more with less. Now go get ready.
{Megan Helms-King walks away, leaving Amy Jo Smyth snarling at her.}
Troy Franklin: Trouble in paradise.
Duke King: That’s one messed up friendship.
Troy Franklin: I guess it really isn’t in Kenzi’s favor, then, huh?
Duke King: We’ll see about that.
{The match between Kayla Winters and Sam Tolson got off to a fast start as Kayla looked to continue her amazing winning streak by going full speed after the former Chaos Champion. Kayla took Sam down with a hard clothesline and stomped away on her until the referee could break it up. As Sam made it back up, Kayla charged in again with another hard clothesline and again began stomping away on Sam, giving her no quarter. The referee ran in and physically pulled Kayla away, warning her about her overly aggressive tactics. Kayla raised her hands, backing off as the referee chastised her. As soon as the referee moved to check on Sam, he was forced to duck as the star with no gimmicks ran past him and plowed over Kayla with a huge lariat that turned her inside out. Sam gave Kayla a receipt for her early stomps by returning them in kind. Sam stomped Kayla relentlessly until she finally rolled out of the ring to escape. Kayla hit the floor, and pounded the apron in frustration as Sam paced the ring as the fans cheered. Kayla turned to the fans, clearly unhappy with their reaction, but as she turned back to go back into the ring, Sam leapt off the top rope with her Oda a México twisting somersault attack, taking her opponent down as the fans chanted her name.
Sam grabbed Kayla and sent her back into the ring, then started to go after her, but she stopped in her tracks as Kenzi Grey came down to the ring. Sam walked towards the ramp ready to go right after the current Chaos Champion. Kenzi backed away as Sam stalked after her, until Kayla slid out of the ring and charged after her, nailing Sam from behind with a clubbing forearm. Kenzi applauded as Kayla grabbed Sam and sent her into the turnpost and then into the ring. Kenzi ran over and gave Kayla a high five, clapping as the fans booed her. Kayla headed back into the ring, going right after Sam. Kayla took command, picking up Sam and nailing her with three European uppercuts that sends her opponent falling back into the ropes. Kayla shoots Sam into the ropes and catches her with a thunderous spinebuster. Kayla rolled into an immediate pin as Kenzi counted along with the referee…
ONE!
TWO!!
Sam kicked out with authority, her eyes right on Kenzi, but Kayla made her pay as she dropped a big elbow across Sam’s back. Kayla pulled Sam up and set her up for an inverted DDT, but before she can drop her, Sam flips completely over Kayla, landing behind her and going right into waistlock and hitting a massive German suplex. Sam maintains the waistlock as she gets back to her feet and takes Kayla over with as second German suplex. The fans cheer as Sam gets up with her arms still around Kayla and takes her over and down with a third release German suplex that folds Kayla up. Sam gets back to her feet, throwing her arms up as the fans cheer, “SUPLEX THE WORLD!! SUPLEX THE WORLD!!”
Kenzi jumps up on the ring apron, screaming at Sam, who responds by running over to blast the Chaos Champion, but Kenzi hops down. Kenzi jaws with Sam as she give it right back to her from inside the ring. The fans scream, alerting Sam to the danger as she turns into a charging Kayla, bearing down on her to deliver the “Special K” spear. Kayla’s spear nails Sam, driving her outside the ring and crashing into Kenzi outside at ringside. The fans stand and roar, chanting “HOLY SHIT!! HOLY SHIT!!”
Kenzi rolls around on the floor in pain as Sam holds her midsection as she tries to catch her breath. Kayla gets to her feet and start to go after Sam, but she pauses and tries to check on the Chaos Champion, even as the referee starts his count. The fans cheer as Orchid runs down to ringside to check on her fallen friend, pushing Kayla aside. Kayla takes exception to this as she storms back over and shoves Orchid. As she falls, the Breakout Title falls to the floor and Kayla reaches down and picks it up. The fans stand as Orchid runs over and the two women go nose to nose yelling at each other. The count is at 8 when Sam staggers to her feet, breaking up the fray as she hits Kayla from behind, tossing her back into the ring. Sam shakes off the cobwebs as she starts to climb into the ring at 9, then stops on the apron as the fans boo. The referee counts to 10 and Sam is counted out as she seems to be stuck on the apron.
The fans boo loudly as Kenzi finally lets go of Sam’s foot and she finally crawls into the ring. Kenzi gets to her feet stumbling away as Sam shoots daggers at her through her eyes. Kayla’s hand is raised, but she stares outside the ring at Orchid and her Breakout Championship. Orchid raises her title and Kayla jerks away from the referee and runs to the ropes nodding her head as the fans cheer at the thought of a possible Breakout Title match up. Sam scoots outside the ring and Kenzi beats a hasty retreat with the former Chaos Champion in pursuit.}
{We cut backstage, finding Gina Zaine walking through the hall way, checking on things, she keeps careful eye out, and she turns the corner, and a voice yells out.}
Voice: Gina!
{Gina turns to see Roxi Johnson walking up to her. The two shake hands.}
Gina: Amber?
Roxi: No, I’m Roxi. I heard you took the security job.
Gina: Oh, yes. So, what can I do for you?
Roxi: I just wanted to give you some pointers about this job. It’s not going to be easy, all things considered.
Gina: So I’ve heard. Well, I will always be up for any extra advice I can get.
Roxi: Great.
{Gina looks past Roxi, seeing Amber Ryan slowly stalking up behind Roxi.}
Gina: So that means you must be Amber.
{Roxi slowly turns and she and Amber make eye contact. Normally the pair would be borderline identical save a few small details- however due to the TLC match in Boardwalk only days before, Amber wears a nasty looking cut across her cheek held together by less than professional looking stitches. Roxi wears a serious expression and Amber a seemingly playful smirk.}
Amber: You can move along security. There’s no need for you to be here.
Gina: Excuse me? I don’t care who –
{Roxi turns and nods to Gina in assurance.}
Roxi: It’ll be fine. I’ll get with you once I’m done here at the security office.
{Gina stares at both women before nodding and backing away. Roxi turns back to Amber, and Amber slaps Roxi hard on the shoulder, knocking her off-balance for a second.}
Amber: Well, well, well. How are you good twin? It’s so good to see you!
Roxi: I'm fine Amber. Can I help you?
Amber: I couldn’t help but notice that you are here. Did you come all this way just to see me?
Roxi: No. I came here to talk to Gina. Nothing more.
Amber: Really? You expect me to believe that? You leave this post, and stay away for weeks, and just happen to come back when I’m here? Come on now Roxi...
Roxi: I don’t care what you believe Amber. I am not here to deal with you. Whether or not you were here or not, I would be simply to pass on some advice to Gina. And once I’m done with that, I’m going back home.
{Amber feigns heartbreak and sorrow.}
Amber: You mean to tell me that you aren’t going to watch me tonight? Color me disappointed.
Roxi: No. You do what you have to do.
Amber: You’re taking all the fun out of this good twin. Where’s the heroic speech? Where’s the vow to stop me? You’re just going to let me run amok here?
Roxi: This is not our battleground Amber. I’m not here anymore, I’m not a wrestler here either. One day, we’ll have our battle, but it’s not today.
{Roxi begins to walk away from Amber, who places a hand on Roxi’s shoulder to stop her.}
Amber: I thought you knew better than to turn your back on me, good twin. I guess some lessons take a little longer to learn- no matter, I’m feeling generous tonight. You go home. Take care of that little bundle of joy you have. Once I’m done here, maybe I’ll visit you at home.
{Roxi turns back, staring a hole through Amber.}
Roxi: You get through tonight. You’re beginning to sound obsessed with me, and my family. Let it go. Maybe you’d be a champion right now, if you had.
{Amber’s smirk turns into a snarl.}
Amber: Suddenly, I’m not feeling so generous…
Roxi: See, that’s the attitude that won’t get you a dinner invite. I guess I’ll see you at home then, right?
Amber: Be careful what you wish for.
{Roxi’s the one smirking now as she walks away from Amber. Amber’s eyes narrow, fists clenched as she watches Roxi walk away.}
{The announce team is interrupted as “Gimme Your Applause” by Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, & Christina Aguilera begins to play and lightbulbs flash all through the arena. The Chaos Champion, Kenzi Grey walks out, flanked by her bodyguard, Bobbi London and the Breakout Champion Orchid. An explosion of pyro erupts as she strikes a pose for the cameras. Bobbi pushes aside the outstretched hands of her adoring fans as Kenzi and Orchid head down to the ring, smiling and blowing kisses to the crowd. They reach the ring, the two women climb inside and Bobbi retrieves a microphone from Beth Harris and hands it to Kenzi.}
Duke King: It looks like we are about to get a few words from the Chaos Champion Troy!
Troy Franklin: And possibly soon-to-be former Chaos Champion after tonight!
Duke King: Hate is so ugly Troy…so ugly!
Kenzi Grey: HELLO BOULDER COLORADO!!
{The fans pop loudly at the mention of their town as Kenzi looks out at the cheering crowd.}
Kenzi Grey: You know, Boulder is a town that is very near and dear to my heart…yes…it’s true! Like me, Boulder is the hometown of two of my childhood heroes, two people responsible for putting this place on the map…MORK & MINDY!!
{The cheers turn to boos, but Kenzi doesn’t seem to mind at all.}
Kenzi Grey: Mork & Mindy taught me many life lessons as I watched re-runs on TV Land! They taught us that the ratings can be high for a show about the blossoming love between an average looking woman and a hairy alien who sits on his head and drinks with his finger! They taught us that if a person is funny enough, they can introduce him as an elderly man-baby and the fans won’t all completely abandon the show! But most importantly…and this is the kicker…Mork & Mindy taught me about the merits of love, caring, and compassion! Yes…it’s true…
{The fans continue to boo as Kenzi shrugs.}
Kenzi Grey: Now it’s time that I take those same lessons that I learned and I teach them to the rest of LAW as I lead by example. Last week, a member of our roster was diagnosed with a serious condition that requires extensive and immediate treatment. As the face of the company…the top draw on the roster, I am in a unique position to make a difference for her during this difficult time. Nicky, would you please come down to the ring right now?
{Nicky Silver walks out as the fans applauded, but she doesn’t seem at all happy to be there. She walks down to the ring, heading up the stairs, and into the ring.}
Kenzi Grey: Nick…
{Nicky snatches the microphone out of her hand.}
Nicky Silver: ENOUGH KENZI! The only reason I am here tonight is to say goodbye to the fans! I’m not here for you to gloat about how great you are and take credit for more crap you didn’t even do, okay?!
{Kenzi reaches for the microphone and tries to take it from Nicky, but she refuses to let go as she glares at Kenzi. After a few tense moments, she finally lets go.}
Kenzi Grey: Nicky…I see what you’re doing right now and I get it. You think that it’s over for you and you can’t get better…and you might be right…
{The fans boo.}
Kenzi Grey: BUT! You also might be wrong! You can’t give up Nicky…for the fans Nicky! For the fans you have to try…you have to keep on trying!
{Nicky flips off Kenzi and pushes past Bobbi and Orchid as she heads out of the ring and starts walking up the ramp.}
Troy Franklin: Thank goodness Nicky isn’t staying here to listen to this nonsense from Kenzi!
{Kenzi rallies Orchid and Bobbi and the two women slide outside to the ringside area and start grabbing small children from the front row, bringing them into the ring one at a time.}
Kenzi Grey: NICKY! ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO WALK OUT ON AN OPPORTUNITY TO SHOW THESE SICK YOUNG CHILDREN WHAT IT MEANS TO FIGHT?! ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO DO THAT?!!
{The children all sing out in unison; “COME BACK NICKY, COME BACK!” and she pauses, turning around as the fans cheer for her.}
Kenzi Grey: Nicky…Darling…COME BACK!
Troy Franklin: Duke…this is disgusting!
Duke King: I have NO idea what you’re talking about!
Troy Franklin: I don’t know where Kenzi got all these children from, but she is clearly just reciting Prince lyrics!
{Nicky seems torn, but eventually she rolls her eyes and heads back into the ring. The fans cheer as she kneels down and the children surround and hug her. Kenzi starts to clap along with Orchid, Bobby, and the rest of the fans.}
Kenzi Grey: WONDERFUL NICKY!! All of these poor sick children were in need of inspiration and you and especially I have given it to them!
{She began to point out the children hugging Nicky.}
Kenzi Grey: Nicky, all of these children came down with a wicked bad case of chicken pocks! None of them have been able to leave their homes in days because they are so incredibly contagious, but you have given them all inspiration here tonight!!
{Ken pauses….}
Kenzi Grey: You’ve had chicken pocks before, right? You’re only supposed to be able to get them once…but if you haven’t had them before…
{Nicky stands up, looking angry, and Kenzi holds up her hands.}
Kenzi Grey: OKAY!! Let me get to my point here! Yes! You’re very sick and I know that makes you angry because you feel like you don’t deserve it. You feel powerless and you feel alone…but you’re not powerless and you’re not alone Nicky. LAW is a family and you are part of that family. Our family is a strong one and we will NEVER allow you to be alone in this fight!
{The fans cheer as Kenzi nods.}
Kenzi Grey: You hear that Nicky? The people are behind you…because I am behind you! So are the girls in the locker room! Right now, Amy Jo Smyth is marshalling her resources and putting her extensive knowledge of illnesses such as you have to work on finding treatment options! Just yesterday, myself and a group of fans went and got tested to become possible donors of bone marrow and stem cells on the National Registry!
{The fans cheered, even though Kenzi did seem to be making it more about herself than anything else.}
Kenzi Grey: Nicky, I’d be proud if tonight you stood behind me the way I have stood behind you!
{Kenzi took off her Chaos Title and put it over Nicky’s shoulder.}
Kenzi Grey: Tonight you are going to be the bearer of The LAW Chaos Championship as I go to war for Ladies All-Star Wrestling against that outsider, ‘The Disgusting Angel’ Amber Ryan!
{Kenzi holds up Nicky’s arm as the fans respond. Nicky yanks her arm away, but reluctantly leaves with Kenzi and the rest of the Kentourage and the chicken pock gang.}
Troy Franklin: That was ridiculous Duke! But it looks like she’ll be accompanying Kenzi tonight as she defends her title against the Distorted Angel…not the Disgusting Angel as Kenzi said!
Duke King: DON’T CORRECT THE CHAMPION TROY! Kenzi is a great humanitarian and tonight she showed everyone that she is also a compassionate leader here in LAW!
Troy Franklin: Kenzi is an idiot! Stay tuned folks, we have lots more action coming up!
{In a rare show of sportsmanship, Orchid and Michelle shook hands before the match. They began with a collar and elbow tie up, with Orchid taking the arm wringer and transitioning to a hammerlock. Michelle reverses and into a hammerlock of her own, and quickly releases and applies a rear waistlock and takes Orchid to the mat. Orchid quickly sits out and scrambles to her feet, and then uses elbows to the arms and wrists of Michelle to break the hold. Orchid hits the ropes and Michelle attempts a knee, but Orchid rolls right over into a roll up for a 2. Michelle’s kick out rolls her backward and to a kneeling position where Orchid takes the side headlock. Michelle quickly get to standing position and lifted Orchid up for a suplex, but Orchid countered and landed back in headlock position and then took Michelle over. Orchid wrenched on the hold on the mat, applying pressure until Michelle used her leg to trap the head of Orchid between her thighs. Orchid maneuvered around and flipped onto Michelle laying on top of her, and Michelle quickly bridged out, showing incredible athletic ability and turned into a backslide for a 2. Orchid and Michelle nodded at one another as the crowd applauded in approval.
The two locked up again, and again Orchid took the side headlock. Michelle quickly shoved her off into the ropes and Orchid ducked a clothesline, then another. Orchid leapt at Michelle for a crossbody, but Michelle caught her in mid-air and turned into a fall away slam! Michelle covered by Orchid quickly kicked out at 2. Michelle then trapped Orchid in an armbar and wrenched on it for all she was worth. Orchid actually used Michelle’s body to get back up, leaning against her. Orchid then hooked the head of Michelle and jumped into the air, landing on her feet and then completing a snap mare counter. Orchid then surfboarded the arms of Michelle and applied pressure, trying to get Michelle to quit. Refusing, Michelle slowly was able to maneuver to her feet and then twist out of the surfboard, and then roll up Orchid from behind for another 2 count. Michelle went to move back in but Orchid caught her with palm strike right underneath the chin. Orchid began using hard strikes to wear down Michelle, completing a series of uncontested strikes and kicks before a jumping back kick put Michelle down. Orchid then executed a standing moonsault and stayed on top for the pin, but Michelle kicked out at 2. Orchid then grabbed Michelle’s leg and went for the Orchid Lock, but Michelle countered and kicked Orchid right out of the ring!
Michelle went outside and rammed Orchid’s back into the ring apron and tossed her into the barricade at ringside before tossing her back and going delivered a springboard senton splash for a 2 count again. Michelle pulled Orchid up and backed her into the corner, executing a series of chops that made a loud echo each time. Michelle backed up and charged, looking for a spear in the corner, but Orchid moved and Michelle struck the ring post! Favoring her shoulder Michelle was quickly taken down by Orchid with a shoulder stunner. Orchid covered, but Michelle used her good arm to raise her shoulder. Orchid quickly barred the injured left arm of Michelle and worked it over for a bit , until Michelle was able to fight her way up, and then connect with the Jace’s Revenge [Belly to Belly Facebuster] out of desperation. Michelle then covered, but Orchid again was able to escape at 2.
Michelle unloaded with right hands, stunning Orchid, and then Michelle was able to catch her with a nice reverse bulldog and again, Orchid managed to kick out at 2. Michelle then went to the top rope, looking for a flying clothesline, but Orchid ducked out of the way and Michelle splatted the canvas. Orchid then connected with a low dropkick to Michelle while she was on her knees, but Michelle proved her toughness by kicking out at 2! Orchid then climbed the ropes herself, looking for a flying hurricanrana, but Michelle overpowered her and turned into a powerbomb! Both ladies lay on the mat for a while, trying their best to regroup. Michelle went to Orchid for the pin, but Orchid kicked Michelle several times in her injured shoulder causing her more pain. Orchid quickly came in and tried for the Orchid Drop, but Michelle pushed her off into the ropes. Michelle lifted Orchid, looking for Tidal Wave, but her shoulder acted up and she could not complete the move. Orchid then connected with the Orchid drop to gain the pinfall and the victory.
As Orchid stood up though, she made eye contact with Kayla Winter standing at the top of the entrance way and motioning she was coming for the Breakout championship. }
{Cameras center on Bobbi London as she stands in the center of the ring, microphone in hand with Kenzi and Orchid at ringside.}
Bobbi London: ‘Ello Boulder!
{The fans give her a hearty Colorado welcome.}
Bobbi London: I won’t take up too much of yer’ time mates. I just wanted to come out and let you all know that me new single, “Burning Th’ Pink Ladies Down!” is for sale outside th’ arena after th’ show! I would ‘ave sold it wit’ th’ rest of th’ LAW merch, but I’s a cheap bird who doesn’t like sharing th’ profits!
{The crowd laughs as Kenzi and Orchid high five the fans in the front row.}
Bobbi London: Just for you Sheilas and blokes who ‘aven’t ‘eard it, I’s will spit a few bars for you…PG-13 version of course for th’ kiddies, yeah?!
{A rap beat starts as the crowd stands up and starts to wave their hands.}
Bobbi London: Listen up Stink Ladies, its Bobbi L in th’ place, I’ll rip off yer pink jackets, then take a piss in yo’ face! You shoulda’ never stepped up to me and my crew, You upset The Kentourage, so now you’re through! You came to…
{Bobbi is interrupted as The Pink Ladies come out with Kate Steele with a microphone in her hand.}
Kate Steele: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!
{The fans boo as the musical interlude is stopped.}
Kate Steele: You won’t be passing off that ridiculous caterwauling as music, not on my bloody watch! I’ve had enough of the lot of you! You’re all a bunch of idiots and I’ve had enough! You with your stupid rapping, Orchid as the worst Breakout Champion ever, and Kenzi Grey…just simply…THE WORST EVER!
{Kenzi and Orchid enter the ring as The Pink Ladies make their way down to the ring.}
Bobbi London: So…we’re th’ worst are we? It’s didn’t seem that way at LAW 53 when I pinned all three of you’s by me bloody self!
{The Pink Ladies enter the ring and Kate points at all three members of the Kentourage.}
Kate Steele: You didn’t pin me!! You might have pinned Mackenzie, but…
{Mackenzie leans in.}
Mackenzie Roberts: I didn’t get pinned…
{Kate and Mackenzie turn and look at Sam Tolson. She shakes her head and leans in.}
Sam Tolson: I didn’t get pinned either!
{Kate turns around and shrugs.}
Kate Steele: Sorry…none of us got pinned.
{Bobbi angrily steps up to Kate.}
Bobbi London: ONE OF YOU’S DRONGS GOT SMASHED WHEN WE WON THAT MATCH! AND WE’S ALL GONNA FIND OUT RIGHT BLOODY NOW WHO IT WAS! ROLL TH’ TAPE FROM OUR MATCH AT LAW 53!
{The fans and everyone in the ring turn to the giant screen over the entranceway as it goes to footage from the six-person tag match at LAW 53…then suddenly goes black. The fans start to boo as the six women in the ring turn their attention to each other and then to the camera as they all shake their heads.}
Kate Steele: Well…so much for that…KANTOURAGE!! I guess that makes you all liars and I…
{Bobbi grabs Kate and tosses her into the air and drops her to the mat with a thunderous “Bye, Bye Barbie” Samoan drop. A fight immediately erupts as the remaining members of each faction start to go after one another in an all-out brawl. Before things can get too far out of hand, Gina Zaine and security hit the ring and immediately start to separate everyone. Kate has to be held back by three members of security as she tries to get to Bobbi.}
Troy Franklin: Kate is livid! I think she wants to tear Bobbi apart! She’s tired of the disrespect!
Duke King: Well she better watch it! Bobbi London is an absolute mons...WHOA!!
{With that distraction, Sam rips the Chaos Title from around the champion’s waist. This sparks another brawl that is finally broken up after Sam throws the title right back in Kenzi’s face. Gina is forced to get between them as they are all physically dragged from the ring. Kenzi glares at Sam as she waves back at the champion and order is restored.}
Troy Franklin: Well, it looks like Tolson just made it clear, if Kenzi doesn’t lose the title tonight…she’s next in line!
Duke King: NO! Sam just sided her death warrant is that she did! Kenzi is going to be Amber Ryan and once she does, Sam is going to regret what she just did! Oh, wait, now what's going on?
{Mackenzie Roberts and Orchid have a stare down. Neither one willing to make the first move. Orchid removes her Breakout Title from her waist as Mackenzie does the same with the Marquee Championship. Orchid holds her Breakout title in the air as the fans start cheering. Mackenzie does the same with the Marquee Championship. Fans start cheering for both girls but the taller of the two Orchid is able to raise her belt a bit higher. Mackenzie does not take kindly to that and lifts her right leg to try to kick Orchid in the gut. Orchid swats her leg away as the two move in closer and continues to stare each other down. More LAW security make there way in the ring to create separation between the two champions. }
Troy Franklin: Well, it looks like the fight between these two factions is far from over! But we have a solid night of action still to come! STAY TUNED!
{The bell sounds as Mackenzie and Katalina start, Kate and Katie stepping into their respective corners, Kate still smarting from the earlier attack by Bobbi London, and Candi skips around ringside lost in her own little world. Katalina and Mackenzie lock up, but Katalina quickly goes to the eyes of her smaller opponent. Katalina clubs Mackenzie down to the canvas and stomps her a few times, before grabbing a handful of Mackenzie’s hair and snapmarring her over, following it with a stiff kick to the back. Katalina then pulled up Mackenzie and drug her to the corner and tagged in Katie. Katalina held Mackenzie for Katie and Kate delivered a quick kick and pushed Mackenzie back into the corner. Katie climbed up and started delivering the ten punches, but stopped halfway to try and grind and embarrass Mackenzie. Mackenzie sprung to life and dropped Katie out of the corner with a spinebuster! Mackenzie quickly tagged Kate, who entered with a dropkick, taking Katie out of the ring. Kate then blasted Katalina off the apron and then she and Mackenzie hit stereo dives to the floor onto the tag team champions!
Kate and Mackenzie rolled back into the ring and took a bow as the tag champion regrouped on the floor. Kate had none of that and went back out, tossing Katalina back into the ring. Kate tried to follow her back into the ring but Candi tapped her on the shoulder and waved as Kate turned. Candi then simply turned and skipped away, and Katie blindsided Kate on the floor! Katie tossed Kate back into Katalina who went to straight choking Kate on the mat until the ref forced the break. Katie re-entered the ring, technically legal as Katalina quickly exited. Katie then dropped a leg drop on Kate and covered, but Kate kicked out at two. Katie then locked Kate in a body scissors and tried to continue the damage done by Bobbi. Kate managed to make to the ropes and force the break, but her health was seriously diminished. Katie then slammed Kate and dropped an elbow and covered again, but again Kate kicked out at 2. Katie drug Kate to her corner and tagged in Katalina, who continued to punish Kate’s ribs, delivering a suplex, and several knees to the ribcage of Kate, driving more air out of her. Katalina then climbed to the middle rope and attempted a flying elbow, but Kate rolled out of the way! The race was on, but just as Kate was about to tag Mackenzie, Candi tugged on Mackenzie’s leg and got her attention, distracting Mackenzie enough for Katie to drag Kate away from her and cut the ring off again. Candi then skipped away, confusing everyone at ringside.
Katie and Katalina hit a double suplex and then Katie locked in a single leg crab on Kate, still driving more air out of her. Kate again fought to the ropes and got there and Katie then went for a scoop slam, but Kate countered and planted Katie with a DDT! Kate and Katie again raced to their corners, but this time Kate made it to Mackenzie! Mackenzie then cleaned house on the tag team champions all by herself and took them both down with a double DDT! Mackenzie then planted Katalina with the CrushCrushCrush and prepared to go for the Queen Bitch Clutch, but from the backstage area, Etsuko and her handler Nikki appeared, and started stalking down the ramp. Mackenzie headed out of the ring to face her challenger at Night of Glory, but Katie and Katalina nailed her from behind and tossed her into the steps! Katalina then tried to lock in the Sweet Release, but Mackenzie countered and got out of it and then hit a huge Tornado DDT! Mackenzie again locked eyes with Etsuko who had made it to the foot of the ramp. Nikki however, made her way over to the time keeper’s table and looked like she was going to steal the Marquee championship! Candi wandered over and waved at Nikki before skipping away again. Kate tagged in and Mackenzie went after Nikki and scared her away and took her championship back. Kate in the meantime was going for Silence is Golden, but Katie shoved her off the middle rope! Katalina then nailed Kate with the Hold and Release and pinned Kate for the three count.
Mackenzie was so distracted she barely saw the three count go down and slid into the ring as the Naughty Girls exited. The Naughty Girls exited the area as Etsuko slowly backed up the ramp and smirked at Mackenzie who stared daggers her.}
{“Frontline” by Pillar hits over the PA and LAW Champion Gabby Camacho soon parts the curtain to a massive cheer from the audience. She is dressed in normal street clothes, as she heads down the ramp with the LAW championship over her shoulder. She quickly enters the ring up the steps and politely takes the microphone from Beth Harris as her music dies out.}
Gabby: You know, I came out here tonight, because on November 27th, I will face another huge test. Someone else is coming to challenge me and try and take what I have earned. That someone, is Crystal Millar, and I have to get a few things off my chest.
{There is a mixed reaction for Crystal’s name being mentioned.}
Gabby: Part of me is really happy, that Crystal managed to keep her number one contender spot two weeks ago. Now, she can’t blame LAW for trying to make her keep what she earned, and the system being against her. I’ve faced a lot of people like that in my short 3 year career. It just seem that everywhere I go, there’s a Crystal Millar type of person who just loves to gripe when things do go their way. It’s sad. But I heard Crystal out here, talking about how she’s NOT going to stab me in the back, how she’s NOT going to cry and moan at Night of Glory III, regardless of the outcome, and how she’s gonna turn over a new leaf and my B.S. alarm just went through the roof.
{Gabby pauses another mixed reaction.}
Gabby: We’ve heard this same story from Crystal for a long time. I heard at Queen of the Ring last year when she was trying to win, and when it didn’t happen, she targeted me, because I don’t put up with her bullshit. And now, we’ve seemingly come full circle one more time. Now she wants to shake my hand and act like everything is cool, and may the best woman win and all that. The simple answer I have to that, is NO. No, we are not cool. No, we are not friends, and no, it’s not about the best woman winning. When you are trying to come and take this championship, which means the world to me, away from me, we have a problem. A big problem. Crystal wants to talk sports teams and talk about Detroit when she tweets about the Lakers all the time. She’s a phony. So why would I trust that Crystal Millar is going to just play by the rules all of a sudden? Why would I trust a woman who has used so many people and isn’t comfortable in her own skin? I don’t. And after Night of Glory, I will prove that I am simply better than Crystal, and I will still be the LAW champion.
{Gabby raises up the LAW championship for a moment, drawing some cheers from the crowd.}
Gabby: This championship, it means everything. To Crystal Millar, it’s a trophy, an accomplishment, and achievement, and nothing more. Titles mean nothing to her. She’s got some right now, and does anybody think she respects it? I sure don’t. So I don’t plan on giving her another one she can just add to the list. Not at all.
{Gabby pauses looking around at the growing positive response.}
Gabby: Crystal, I want you to be ready. Think long and hard about what you’re going to say, to convince yourself that you’re going to beat me. Practice in front of a mirror if you have to. Because if any of that bullshit you spewed is even half true, then you know I am not playing games when it comes to this championship. You best pack a lunch, because at Night of Glory, it’s gonna be a long night. And at the end of it, this, is coming home with me. Again.
{Gabby hands the mic back to Beth Harris before holding up the LAW championship one more time before departing the ring.}
Duke King: Here it comes.
Troy Franklin: The main event is upon us. Kenzi Grey, the champion, vs. Amber Ryan, in a parking lot street fight for the Chaos Title. If you’ve just joined us…
Duke King: If you’ve just joined us, then you need to really reconsider what you’re doing with your time.
Troy Franklin: Earlier tonight, Megan Helms-King, the general manager, announced the stipulations of this match - that it would take place in the parking lot, winner take all, and that Amy Jo Smyth will referee.
Duke King: This whole thing started on Twitter and it just went from bad to worse pretty quickly. Now we’re here, about to witness whatever this is going to be.
Troy Franklin: Let’s get out there. They’re waiting for us.
{The scene gets to the parking area that has been set up just for this match. Amy Jo Smyth stands in the center of the circle made by the cars wearing the standard uniform of referees - the striped shirt - but she has accessorized it with black latex gloves. Smyth shrugs, sighs, and sits on the hood of a car.}
Duke King: Smyth looks pleased, doesn’t she?
Troy Franklin: She was very much against these two tangling in the first place. Smyth is worried about Kenzi getting hurt.
Duke King: Kenzi can handle her own. She’s a champion and has won more matches than blondie over there.
Troy Franklin: We’re all gonna find out together how Kenzi fairs.
Duke King: Or you mean how Amber Ryan fairs against Kenzi.
{Amber 'Distorted Angel' Ryan, with familiar smirk etched across her features and a nasty looking cut tracing a path across her cheek, doesn't bother seeking a space between the parked cars- instead choosing the closest one and using its back end as a step, walking across the metal surface and onto the car’s roof, the metal groans slightly beneath her odd converse sneakers.}
Duke King: That’s her?
Troy Franklin: That’s her.
{Taking in the moment, she pauses with fists lightly clenched and a glint of approval in her eyes. Once the moment passes, and without trepidation, she steps onto the windshield and down across the hood, where she steps off lightly - landing with a soft thud on the concrete below before leaning back on the car’s hood as though it hasn't already been disrespected enough.}
Troy Franklin: Ladies and gentlemen, Amber Ryan… Notorious for what she has done to her opponents in the ring or wherever else she might have to face them.
Duke King: That cut on her cheek is rather… sexy.
Troy Franklin: Ryan received that nasty wound in a ladders match just a few days ago. It could be an achilles’ tendon her for in this match.
{Kenzi Grey walks into the circle, Chaos title on her shoulder, looking at everything all around her. She nods her head, pleased. The Chaos champion stops in front of one car, its trunk open, and looks at the assortment of weapons in it. An evil smirk grows on her face.}
Duke King: Gang’s all here. We can get this over with already.
Troy Franklin: Only moments away now.
{Smyth brings the two toward the center. She tries to take the title from Kenzi but Kenzi fights back.}
AJS: Kenzi, give me the fucking title. Jesus.
Kenzi Grey: No, you can’t have it.
AJS: Fuck, Kenzi, I have to hold it. It’s what I do. It’s my job.
Kenzi Grey: Am I gonna get it back?
AJS: Win the match.
{Kenzi nods, reassured, and finally relents and lets AJ hold it. Smyth let’s it drop to her side.}
AJS: Honestly, I still think this is a stupid idea… Just please don’t kill each other. I really don’t want to deal with all that paperwork. You obviously know the rules - there are no rules. First person to score a pinfall wins. I’m just here to keep you both from dying and count to three.
Amber Ryan: Can you count that high?
AJS: I guess you’re gonna find out, ain’t cha?
Kenzi Grey: You mean when…
AJS: Just don’t.
{There is sudden movement and rumbling behind the three women. They each turn to look. A large truck is driven into the spot in which the ladies entered through. An even larger truck is now pulled in behind that one. The way out is now blocked, leaving no way to escape.}
AJS: Oh, that’s just great.
{Smyth shakes her head and rubs her eyes. Amber Ryan nods as she smirks. Kenzi Grey puts up a tough, confident posture.}
Duke King: The hell?
Troy Franklin: Megan Helms-King really wasn’t kidding when she said there would be escape until a winner is chosen.
Duke King: It does have one benefit… It keeps out any unwanted trespassers.
{Smyth pulls her arm up and throws it down in between the two, signaling the start of the fight.}
AJS: Have at it.
{Kenzi Grey takes off running, dashing up the hood of a car and slides down the back, disappearing. Amber Ryan, confused, looks at Amy Jo Smyth for something; Smyth shakes her head, shrugs, and sits on the bumper of a car.}
AJS: I tried to warn you but you didn’t wanna listen.
Amber Ryan: Ha. This is gonna be fun.
{Ryan chases after Kenzi, climbing up the car and jogging down the back of it in search of Grey.}
AJS: I should have brought a beer with me…
{There’s a sickening thud coming from behind one of the cars. Ryan emerges, slipping in between the small gaps separating the cars, dragging Kenzi with her. As soon as comes out, she slams Kenzi’s head into the hood of a white 1988 Nissan sedan. It leaves a very big dent.}
Duke King: Who owns these cars?
Troy Franklin: I really hope no one is driving around in that clunker.
Duke King: Hey, that's a nice car…
Troy Franklin: Oh?
Duke King: I have an appreciation for cars. Uncultured swine like you don't know these things.
{The current Chaos Champion stumbles away, holding her face and head. Amber Ryan is right back on Kenzi Grey, grabbing her by the arm, and whipping her into the bumper of a Ford Escort.}
Troy Franklin: They don't even make those anymore.
Duke King: It's a collector’s item!
{Amber Ryan kicks Grey in the gut and wraps her arm around the back of Kenzi’s neck, setting up for some kind of move. Grey quickly pushes Ryan away and climbs up the front of the Escort. She leaps down, coming down on Ryan with an ax-handle smash right to the top of Ryan’s head.}
Troy Franklin: Ryan is dazed by that.
Duke King: See, Kenzi is gonna do just fine here.
{Kenzi Grey kicks Amber Ryan in the side over and over again, forcing Ryan to fall on the hood of a car. Grey pins Ryan down on that hood and starts an all out assault of right hands. Ryan lifts her knees up under Kenzi and just pushes, sending Kenzi crashing to the concrete.}
Troy Franklin: Either desperation or smart thinking there by Ryan.
Duke King: Blood, I see blood!
Troy Franklin: It looks like Kenzi has broken open that cut Amber Ryan came into this match with.
Duke King: That didn't take long. Kenzi knew exactly what she was doing and drew first blood. That's a sign of dominance.
Troy Franklin: That cut was going to be opened sooner or later.
{Ryan sits upright, touches the sight of the cut, pulls her hand away, and inspects the blood on her fingers. It makes her laugh.}
Duke King: That girl is twisted.
{Kenzi Grey looks up Amber Ryan, unsure of what to do next. She tries to crawl away but Ryan is there suddenly, grabbing her by the hair. Ryan, vicious in her approach, drags Kenzi across the concrete for a few feet, Kenzi protesting and fighting back the entire way, and finally brings the Chaos Champion to her feet. Kenzi fights back, snatches Ryan by the waist, and body slams the redhead into the hood of that Nissan, Ryan's head smacking against the windshield. Kenzi leaps up onto the hood and starts stomp the head and cut of Ryan over and over again. Ryan grabs Kenzi’s foot and flips her over. Grey has nowhere to go but down, falling on her side right into the windshield, shattering the glass and nearly falling through it.}
Duke King: Ah!
Troy Franklin: Kenzi nearly went through that glass.
Duke King: That could have sliced her up.
{Amber Ryan rolls over and sits on her knees. She take Kenzi Grey's head and starts grinding it against the rough, broken glass of the former windshield. Grey screams out in pain, grabbing and clawing at the hands of Ryan.}
AJS: Stop it. I said no killing!
{Ryan turns around, looks at Smyth. The blonde haired referee for the night points a stern finger at the redhead. Ryan rolls her eyes at Smyth and turns her attention to Kenzi Grey once more. With a powerful lift and thrust, Ryan sends Grey’s head into and through the glass.}
Duke King: That's not okay.
Troy Franklin: Kenzi is now stuck in that windshield.
Duke King: She isn't moving either.
Troy Franklin: This match might already be over.
{Ryan slides off the hood of the car down the concrete. She passes by Smyth and goes for an open trunk filled with weapons. She begins pulling things out, tossing them aside, looking for something special.}
Troy Franklin: All kinds of goodies in there. Anything a lady of ill repute could want.
Duke King: Amber is a lot more than a lady of ill repute…
Troy Franklin: Do you even know what that means?
{The Distorted Angel finally finds what she is looking for - a heavy metal chain. She turns around as she wraps the thing around her fist.}
Troy Franklin: This is about to get bad.
Duke King: Really bad.
{Upon turning around, she finds Kenzi has pulled herself out of the windshield but hasn't gotten any farther than rolling over onto her back. Ryan climbs up onto the hood and readies her punch. Kenzi rolls out of the way. Ryan puts her chain wrapped fist through the glass. She fights to break free but can't seem to get out.}
Duke King: Ha. She got stuck.
Troy Franklin: If ever there was a time that Kenzi got lucky, this is it.
Duke King: She wasn't lucky, she was smart.
{Kenzi Grey dashes to another nearby trunk filled with odd junk that can quickly become weapons and pulls out the first thing she finds - a folding chair.}
Duke King: Of all the things you can put in there, that's what you pick?
Troy Franklin: All weapon is a weapon. Anything can be made to hurt with enough intelligence
Duke King: You just called Kenzi smart. So you admit, she's smart.
Troy Franklin: I admit that Kenzi has a very dangerous weapon but what she does with it remains to be seen.
{Kenzi Grey come rushing up on Amber Ryan and slams the chair into the back of Ryan. Ryan falls down hard against the hood, yelling out in pain. Kenzi does it again. The crack of the metal echoes throughout the parking structure. Kenzi throws the chair away, jumps on the hood, pushes Ryan onto her back, and goes for the cover. Amy Jo Smyth is there, slapping her hand against the hood of the car.}
1…
2…
NO!
Troy Franklin: Amber Ryan throws her shoulder up and stops the count at two.
Duke King: That was clearly a three. Smyth can’t count. Some doctor she is.
Troy Franklin: Seemed fine to me.
Duke King: Well, you can’t count either.
{Ryan is finally able to pull her hand free, losing the chain as she does so, and slowly slides off the hood of the car down to the ground as Ryan gives Smyth a hard stare. Amber Ryan stays on her hands and knees, clutching her back. Kenzi Grey starts driving her foot into the lower back of Amber Ryan, allowing the redhead no time for recovery. Ryan sits upright on her knees, arching her back. Kenzi takes off running and returns, nailing Ryan in the face with a high knee strike that sends Rayn fall to the ground. Smyth gives Kenzi a look.}
Troy Franklin: That looked strangely familiar.
Kenzi Grey: I learned it from watching you, okay?!
AJS: I can see that but you didn’t quite the airtime I do. Never do it again.
{Kenzi Grey has no answer for Smyth. She just grabs Amber Ryan by the hair and lifts her to her feet. She sends Ryan flying into the front of a car, that lower back connecting with the bumper. Ryan falls back onto the hood. Kenzi steps up onto the bumper and starts punching Ryan in the face. She picks Ryan up, turns her over, and slams her head first into the hood.}
Duke King: I’m not sure who is taking more of a beating her, the girls or the cars…
Troy Franklin: This match is just taking its toll on everyone and everything.
{Amber Ryan stumbles away from Kenzi Grey, heading around the side of the car. Grey is right after her. Ryan is prepared; she pulls open the driver’s side door and slams it right into the stomach of Grey, sending her to the ground. Ryan pulls out the seat belt and slams the door shut, creating a noose like thing. She lifts Kenzi and slips her into it. The redhead pulls at the seat belt, choking Kenzi Grey, and then leaves her hanging there. Ryan makes matters worse by sending straight right hands into the face and ribs of Grey, driving out air and not letting air in. After a few long seconds, Kenzi is looking rather lifeless, dangling from the safety device. Smyth is suddenly there.}
AJS: Did you know that sometimes people survive motor vehicle accidents but then die moments later due to positional asphyxia caused by seat belt entrapment? Rare, but very, very tragic.
{Smyth follows that up with a smile as she pushes herself in front of Ryan, forcing her to stop.}
Amber Ryan: You are so weird.
AJS: And you love it…
{Kenzi Grey slips free from the seat belt and falls to the ground.}
AJS: Proceed.
{As soon as Smyth moves out of the way, Amber Ryan starts driving her knee into the head of Kenzi Grey. She then lifts Grey to her feet, drags her around the car, and slams her head into the side window of the door. Kenzi just bounces off it. Ryan drags Grey by the hair back to the center of the cars. She allows Kenzi to stand free for a moment but snap kicks her in the gut and then tosses her into a car. Grey, propelled by the force of Ryan’s throw, goes rolling up the front of the car, over the windshield, shattering it, and stops on the roof of the car.}
Duke King: Oh! Ah!
Troy Franklin: It’s looking like Kenzi - Kenzi may have cut her arm, hurt her arm. She seems to holding it as if she did.
Duke King: You go over a car like that and see how you feel.
Troy Franklin: Here comes Amber.
{Amber Ryan goes for the cover on the roof of the car.}
1…
2…
KICK OUT!
Duke King: That’s right! What? Kenzi gets her shoulders up no problem.
Troy Franklin: This match continues.
{The women slide off the roof for the car, Kenzi much worse for the wear. Ryan opens the driver’s side door and slams it right into the head of Kenzi Grey. Ryan hooks the leg, going for a quick cover.}
1…
2…
NO!
{Ryan looks at Smyth. Smyth just shrugs and holds up two fingers. Ryan lifts Kenzi to her feet but Kenzi reverses, sending Ryan head first through the window, shattering it. Ryan comes stumbling back out, staying on her feet for a time, before plopping right on her ass.}
Duke King: Ryan’s done. It’s over.
Troy Franklin: Even I’d have to agree with you on that one.
{Smyth cringes as she looks down at Ryan. Kenzi pushes Smyth out of the way and grabs Ryan by the head, lifting the dazed redhead to her feet. She drags Kenzi toward another car, ready to slam her into it, but Ryan reserves, swinging the whole thing around on Kenzi. Kenzi goes head first through the glass window. Ryan has herself a sit back down on the concrete now.}
Troy Franklin: Both women are down now. I can’t imagine either of them know where they are.
Duke King: Blood! Kenzi is bloodied.
Troy Franklin: Took her long enough… Going through the window has finally busted open our Chaos Champion.
Duke King: She’s got fight in her. Just wait.
{Ryan crawls away, heading toward the open trunk. Using her hands and the edge of the bumper, she lifts herself to standing. More things are thrown out of the trunk as Amber searches for something. She comes out with a velvet bag and stumbles toward the center of the cars, shaking the bag. Wasting no time, she shoves her hand into the bag and then brings her hand to her mouth, taking whatever is in that bag and shoving it into her mouth. The rest is dumped out onto the ground.}
Duke King: Thumbtacks?
Troy Franklin: Thumbtacks.
Duke King: That means… That means she just ate thumbtacks. Okay, who allowed this this nutjob into L.A.W.?
Troy Franklin: I - I…
{Amber Ryan returns to Kenzi Grey. Kenzi Grey has gotten to standing. Ryan starts spitting the tacks at Kenzi, directly into her face. Kenzi just throws her hands up, trying to protect herself. It doesn’t take long for Kenzi Grey to fall back on her ass, screaming.}
Duke King: What is that? What is even happening right now?!
Troy Franklin: I think… Amber Ryan just spit tacks… Into the face of Kenzi Grey.
Duke King: How is that even humanly possible?
Troy Franklin: I have no idea.
{A small trickle of blood drips from Kenzi’s mouth as a tack has gotten caught in her mouth. She looks at Smyth.}
AJS: Now who’s weird?
{Ryan grabs Kenzi by the hair and drags her toward the center of the cars once more. She lifts Grey up to her feet, raises her up, and sends Kenzi into the pile of tacks with a back body drop. Kenzi lets out a horrific scream. Ryan goes for the cover.}
Duke King: This is sick. This is so sick.
Troy Franklin: This is over, too.
{Smyth is slow to get down for the cover and refuses to get near the tacks. She uses her hands to count off.}
1…
2…
SHOULDER UP!
Troy Franklin: How?
Duke King: Yes! Kenzi kicked out. Powerfully, too.
Troy Franklin: Kenzi stays alive to keep fighting.
{Ryan looks at Smyth again. Smyth looks back down at her.}
AJS: You fucked up my shoes. You proud of that? Hm?
Amber Ryan: You just live to piss me off.
AJS: I live to piss everyone off, Ms. Ryan.
{Amber Ryan lifts Kenzi Grey up to her feet and throws her into a car. Or at least tries, Kenzi reverses the whip, sending Ryan into the side of a car. Kenzi stays on her, smashing her head into the side mirror, shattering the glass on the mirror.}
Duke King: That’s seven years bad luck.
Troy Franklin: For who, though?
Duke King: Us?
Troy Franklin: It seems these ladies have a lot of bad luck right now.
{Kenzi Grey turns to the trunk of tricks and comes out wielding a sledge hammer. Ryan gets to her feet. Grey violently swings the hammer. It narrowly misses Amy Jo Smyth. She has to duck down, falling to the ground. The momentum keeps Kenzi and the hammer spinning and it somehow connects with Ryan, slamming into her shoulder. Ryan hits the ground, holding her arm and shoulder, falling right into the piles of tacks unintentionally.}
AJS: Are you kidding?
{She just shrugs. Smyth goes down to check on Amber Ryan. Ryan just groans and pushes Smyth away. Kenzi comes back to Ryan, hammer in hand. Smyth has to quickly back out of the way as Grey swings the hammer. Ryan catches the thing in mid-air and pushes it upward, driving the handle right into Kenzi’s chin. Blood starts to pour from her mouth.}
Kenzi Grey: I bite my tongue!
{Amber Ryan takes the hammer from Kenzi Grey and does some swinging of her own, taking Kenzi’s feet right on from under her. Grey crashes the ground head and face first. Amber and Kenzi start throwing blind punches at each other, barely hitting each other, and soon roll around the ground.}
Duke King: This is just…
Troy Franklin: Chaos?
Duke King: Yikes.
{Smyth looks at both women, who barely have the energy to carry on and have been bloodied and mangled, as they lay on the ground. Each woman has tacks in their skin, cuts and scrapes all over their bodies. Ryan slams Kenzi’s head into the concrete. Kenzi slams Ryan’s head into the concrete. She throws her arms out and up.}
AJS: I’m calling it. This match is done. Ring the bell. Do something. I need EMTs in here.
{The blonde referee pulls Kenzi off Ryan and to her feet.}
Duke King: What does that mean? Can she do that? I thought this match had to have a winner.
Troy Franklin: I guess not. I guess it’s a draw? But it’s about time this match came to an end. Someone was very close to getting very hurt. If they haven’t already.
{Kenzi is a bloody spent mess as she looks around, screaming frantically, and shoves Amy Jo Smyth away from her. Smyth bends down over Amber Ryan, checking on her. Ryan continues to hold her arm.}
Kenzi Grey: WHERE’S MY TITLE?! GIVE ME MY TITLE!!
{Nicky Silver walks out, glaring at Kenzi in disgust after the television star’s antics throughout the night. Nicky shoves the title into Kenzi’s chest, then screams in her face.}
Nicky Silver: I DON’T WANT YOUR HELP!!
{Nicky grabs Kenzi and drops her to the ground with a “Quick Silver” Ace Crusher, then stands over her, scowling through bared teeth, before stepping over her and walking out. Smyth stands over the two women, unsure what to do now. It's a few moments later, Bobbi London and Orchid are starting to check on Kenzi. Nicky stares at them, until Bobbi starts walking towards her. Then out of nowhere Sam Tolson comes from behind and blasts Bobbi with a chair! Bobbi goes down as Orchid and Sam begin to get into it. Nicky starts walking towards Kenzi, but AJS pushes her back.}
AJS: Go on Nicky.
{Gina Zaine is finally able to get out there and her and the security team to break up the fight between the Pink Ladies and The Kentourage. Bobbi is able to pick up Kenzi and take her away, as Amber slowly gets back up holding her shoulder, almost looking for more. She spins AJS around, clearly upset.}
Amber: What do you think you're doing?
AJS: What?
Amber: I wasn't finished!
AJS: The match is over Ms. Ryan. You proved your point.
Amber: You used to be hardcore Smyth. What happened to you? Did my good twin rub off on you?
AJS: I made sure you and Kenzi still have careers. Thank me later. We're done here Ms. Ryan.
{AJS starts limping away leaving Amber frustrated and angry as the EMT's start filing out to help Amber, as she actively refuses as the show fades out.}