Post by bonniemcbody on Mar 22, 2018 2:29:03 GMT -5
[Security camera footage from a local motel views "The Southern Phloriphornia Milkmaiden" Bonnie Daphna McBody taking two Motherlove More Milk Plus pills. A supplement whose main ingredient is fenugreek, they are primarily intended for nursing mothers who need to nourish their newborns. McBody, however, is a rare exception who does so to pacify her plus-sized passions. One such passion keeps channel surfing while sporting an "I'd Go On A Diet for a Date with A. Riot." Gazing at the quadruple X-L shirt makes Bonnie feel ill. Yes, this refrigerator-friendly female was another flavor of the week, but it's the principle of the thing. You don't wear an opponent's merch in a pro wrestler's motel room, it's just uncouth. Still, McBody capitulates by swallowing both capsules with a glass of water. She enters wearing her Southern Phloriphornia University Softball Letterman's Jacket, a red/orange HANRO Ultralight Tank Top, a purple tartan schoolgirl skirt, and little else to one's imagination. Upon entering the living room of sorts, Bonnie hears the same line she's heard from multiple girlfriends lately:]
Soon-To-Be-Ex-Girlfriend: Missed my mornin' and afternoon feedin's, Bonbon. Bein' honest, you're kind of slackin'. As you can tell, I'm really thirsty this evenin'. Still can't believe you're goin' to walk into that arena and tell those people to repress themselves. Leave that shtick to your donut munchin', closet stayin', master of tazin' herself, rent-a-cop cousin Tacy. And believe you me, she's not all that great in the grapple department, either.
[Bonnie wants to throw a slap, forearm shiver, or even a headbutt to tell this woman to get out of their shared motel suite. She points at the door and transitions into an introspective shoot. Due to being from the small island village of Groves Valley, Phloriphornia Bonnie's accent causes her to drop the letter "g" off words and sometimes not pronounce the "th" sound, but rather say such with a "d" sound.]
Bonnie Daphna McBody: First thin's first, why are you wearin' my opponent's merch? Dat's not kosher in da slightest. Alexis Riot claims herself to be "Psycho?" Dat moniker, you're right should be saved for individuals like me. I'm competin' in da openin' contest in a Singles Match 'cause my current character just isn't connectin' in dis environment. Had dese grand visions to save my next paddlin' for my future spouse. She was goin' to make an honest woman out of me. Obviously, I diluted myself 'cause dat current special someone is sportin' a shirt for dat easily-contained kerfuffle.
I plan to disperse dat mild disturbance Alexis at LAW #79 via my patented Pledge Paddle. Short, sweet, and to da point which is what my finger is doin' right now towards da door. I used to be da "Most Prized Hunt" of my Women's Division. Bonnie Daphna McBody used to be "Da House Mother" who kept pledges in line. But dose were just monikers, ambitions, and if I'm bein' honest I still wish to be someone's "Most Prized Hunt," but I won't be yours. Maybe I can find someone who will assist me in bein' more honest...'bout my true self...da most prized hunt only an exclusive few would be able to mount upon deyr mantle. Just not quite sure how I would go 'bout doin' dat? Might need my stress ball gag.
[The girlfriend reminds McBody that her father "Poppa Slams" Slamuel Addergoole McBody, Senior sent her here since it involved women of a certain character. She looks for the oral obstruction and decides to make a call. Person on the other line sounds peeved, but mentions they'll see what they can do.]
Bonnie Daphna McBody: Gonna keep my current gimmick goin' 'til it runs its natural course. Handed Skye Sparks my Pledge Paddle last time 'cause I knew she'd keep it safe from dose two lotharios. However, part of me now wonders if maybe she might subconsciously want a few safe swats. Oh, yes. Could you be a...y'know...and put in a good word for me, please? And yes, my talent enhancements still have dat quenchin' quirk.
[The scene ends there with the ex leaving in a huff. Bonnie Daphna McBody then smiles wondering what her future might hold.]
Soon-To-Be-Ex-Girlfriend: Missed my mornin' and afternoon feedin's, Bonbon. Bein' honest, you're kind of slackin'. As you can tell, I'm really thirsty this evenin'. Still can't believe you're goin' to walk into that arena and tell those people to repress themselves. Leave that shtick to your donut munchin', closet stayin', master of tazin' herself, rent-a-cop cousin Tacy. And believe you me, she's not all that great in the grapple department, either.
[Bonnie wants to throw a slap, forearm shiver, or even a headbutt to tell this woman to get out of their shared motel suite. She points at the door and transitions into an introspective shoot. Due to being from the small island village of Groves Valley, Phloriphornia Bonnie's accent causes her to drop the letter "g" off words and sometimes not pronounce the "th" sound, but rather say such with a "d" sound.]
Bonnie Daphna McBody: First thin's first, why are you wearin' my opponent's merch? Dat's not kosher in da slightest. Alexis Riot claims herself to be "Psycho?" Dat moniker, you're right should be saved for individuals like me. I'm competin' in da openin' contest in a Singles Match 'cause my current character just isn't connectin' in dis environment. Had dese grand visions to save my next paddlin' for my future spouse. She was goin' to make an honest woman out of me. Obviously, I diluted myself 'cause dat current special someone is sportin' a shirt for dat easily-contained kerfuffle.
I plan to disperse dat mild disturbance Alexis at LAW #79 via my patented Pledge Paddle. Short, sweet, and to da point which is what my finger is doin' right now towards da door. I used to be da "Most Prized Hunt" of my Women's Division. Bonnie Daphna McBody used to be "Da House Mother" who kept pledges in line. But dose were just monikers, ambitions, and if I'm bein' honest I still wish to be someone's "Most Prized Hunt," but I won't be yours. Maybe I can find someone who will assist me in bein' more honest...'bout my true self...da most prized hunt only an exclusive few would be able to mount upon deyr mantle. Just not quite sure how I would go 'bout doin' dat? Might need my stress ball gag.
[The girlfriend reminds McBody that her father "Poppa Slams" Slamuel Addergoole McBody, Senior sent her here since it involved women of a certain character. She looks for the oral obstruction and decides to make a call. Person on the other line sounds peeved, but mentions they'll see what they can do.]
Bonnie Daphna McBody: Gonna keep my current gimmick goin' 'til it runs its natural course. Handed Skye Sparks my Pledge Paddle last time 'cause I knew she'd keep it safe from dose two lotharios. However, part of me now wonders if maybe she might subconsciously want a few safe swats. Oh, yes. Could you be a...y'know...and put in a good word for me, please? And yes, my talent enhancements still have dat quenchin' quirk.
[The scene ends there with the ex leaving in a huff. Bonnie Daphna McBody then smiles wondering what her future might hold.]