Post by Maria Salvatore on Mar 28, 2016 2:00:06 GMT -5
{We cut to the backstage area where we are able to see Maria Salvatore sitting in her office. Alongside her is her personal reference. Her one time boss and owner of a now defunct wrestling company Joseph Reagan. Reagan smiles as he looks at Maria.}
Reagan: I am telling you. That Gabby Camacho is something else. I am happy we have such a great champion as her in this company. Reminds me of the glory days when Gib was a World Champion.
Maria: You are only saying that because they both are American…
Reagan: That’s right this company needs more true blood Americans. People that will proudly stand up for the red, white and blue. Now who is fighting Gabby for her first defense.
Maria: Kate Steele at Validation. It’s the main event. It’s going to be their third encounter.
Reagan: The English Girl?!
Maria: Well English and Scottish mixed but yeah that girl.
Reagan: That’s a win for Camacho.
Maria: You just can’t be bias towards the Americans on the roster. Hell I am not even American! That’s not how we are going to operate under my regime. Things are to be fair and I don’t want to be like Jenny Tuck of all people. Threatening people that they are going to be fined and what have you.
Reagan: Maybe you should fine them if they aren’t a good clean cut American. Like that Camacho girl. A true American war hero! A true fighter of the people. This show should be focused around Camacho and only Camacho.
Maria: That’s a no brainer… She is the World Champion… Why did I bring you on?
Reagan: Because you need me to help direct you? And…
{That’s when the door to the office opens up and we are able to see Crystal Millar bursting right through. She walks right up to Maria’s desk upset.}
Crystal: That is bullshit. Who’s idea was it to hire that fat fuck out there. I mean Daniel Pollaski? Out of all people you bring him back!
Reagan: That Daniel guy is a really good businessman. He does wonders for the company. Just look at the reviews. What he can do. A good American who covers about all sports and…
Crystal: I don’t give a shit on what he does out of the ring! Did you see what they did to me tonight?!
Maria: Oh I did see it, and I feel like we need to do something about it. After that stunt you pulled tonight I should do something but I am not Jenny Tuck. I am not going to abuse my power and tell you ridiculous things like fining you and what not. Besides what is a fine going to do to a woman of wealth such as you?
Crystal: Thank you I am happy you see things my way…
Maria: Oh can you hold that thought for a moment. Jestine and Megan please ladies come on in I have been expecting you!
Sure enough, in walk the Fireshock Sisters, Ignis & Lightning.
Ignis: Thanks for inviting us, Maria.
Reagan: OH GOD NOT MORE OF THESE FOREIGNERS!!!! Where’s the American heroes. Where’s the defenders of the red white and blue, where’s the…
Maria: For the love of God you do realize that the UNION JACK FLAG is of the same colors right?! Please stop interrupting my guests… Sorry about that ladies thanks for joining me inere here.
Crystal: I WAS FIRST… PINK HAIRED CUNTFACE, AND RED HAIRED BITCHFACE can ticket a number and wait in line.
Reagan: Is this woman American?
Maria looks at Crystal shrugging her shoulders.
Maria: Well it depends on the day of the week but she’s originally from Detroit.
Reagan: That’s RIGHT A TRUE AMERICAN CITY… Even if it is kinda a shithole now she’s….
Maria: Look here Lightning and Ignis you girls have been on FIRE lately. SHOCKING the hearts of the tag team roster and your work isn’t going unnoted. So as your GM I just want to say that I am happy to inform you that at Validation you two will be getting your title shots against the Super Frienemies…
Lightning: Fantastic! Looking forward to it. That still doesn’t explain why Hilton’s here.
Maria: Well Mrs Hilton-Millar here obviously has had some issues lately.
Ignis: Issues like... WINNING MATCHES? OH! FIREBIRD BURN!!!
Ignis & Lightning high five.
Maria: Yay for the girls from OVERSEAS!
Reagan: That’s so UNAMERICAN OF YOU! I swear in this country we woulda!
Maria smiles.
Maria: Actually Crystal has problems with Wendy and I think I have an idea for next week. Now Taryn Willow will be defending her Breakout title against Chacalita in next show’s main event but I wanted to announce a sub main event for the next episode of LAW. We are going to see our main event from Validation. The Champion and the Challenger in the ring for the first time since their heated showdown, and they will be fighting each other in a good old fashioned elimination tag team match.
Reagan: Now we are talking.
Maria: So it will be a set of contenders going against champions. We are going to see three Validation matches come to life in the course of one match. So on one side we are going to have Team Steele with our number one contender for the World title captaining the team with the likes of herself, Wendy House, and of course the number one contenders for the tag team titles The FireShock Sisters!!!!
Lightning: Sounds fantastic!
Maria: And on the other side we are going to have Team Camacho… With Gabby captaining a team of herself. The Tag Team Champions the Super Frienemies, and of course Crystal Millar.
Crystal: NOOOOOOOOOOOO…. I am not teaming up with Camacho! Nor am I getting in the ring with that bat shit crazy Wendy House.
Maria: Well her new manager does have a thing for bats, but Mrs Millar I think you will want to play nice as well as everyone in this match because we are going to raise the stakes. Give everyone an incentive to play nice because the winning team. Will get to pick the stipulation for their respective matches at Validation. Which means Mrs. Millar if you chose so… You could realistically have a Pollaski banned from ringside match or an EMF lumberjack match. The thoughts are endless.
Crystal smiles as she turns her attention to the Welsh sisters.
Crystal: Beating the snot of a Canadian twat. And the Leavenworth rejects? Along with Lil Miss irrelevant? Yeah it shouldn’t be hard. Ignis, Lightning considered yourselves put on notice for you will bow down to your SILVER SCREEN QUEENNNNNNNNNNN
Ignis: Hey, if we win, can we pick a Crystal shuts the fuck up match?
Lightning: Crystal... totes seriously. I don’t care if you got a bunch of champions on your team. You’re still an over the hill chump who can’t buy a win. I guess that’s one easy elimination before we face the tough guys, right?
Crystal: Keep laughing it up chuckles Team Crystal will win because of my superior wrestling skills and acting ability we will go straight to the top.
Crystal walks away leaving Reagan to seethe a bit.
Reagan: That’s team CAMACHO!!!!!!!! To you… She’s an army vet. A war hero. We have to show her some respect. Nobody will beat that team.
Maria: You do realize Amber Richards is English right?
Reagan: Damn Redcoats! Ok you heard the woman the match is made get out of my office.
Maria: THIS ISN’T CHAMPIONSHIP PRO WRESTLING… YOU DON’T OWN ANYTHING!!! I am the acting GM next week! You are just a personal reference… Just that and that alone, and nothing more.
Reagan: I have a right to the freedom of speech and…
We go to a commercial break. Thank you sponsors!
Reagan: I am telling you. That Gabby Camacho is something else. I am happy we have such a great champion as her in this company. Reminds me of the glory days when Gib was a World Champion.
Maria: You are only saying that because they both are American…
Reagan: That’s right this company needs more true blood Americans. People that will proudly stand up for the red, white and blue. Now who is fighting Gabby for her first defense.
Maria: Kate Steele at Validation. It’s the main event. It’s going to be their third encounter.
Reagan: The English Girl?!
Maria: Well English and Scottish mixed but yeah that girl.
Reagan: That’s a win for Camacho.
Maria: You just can’t be bias towards the Americans on the roster. Hell I am not even American! That’s not how we are going to operate under my regime. Things are to be fair and I don’t want to be like Jenny Tuck of all people. Threatening people that they are going to be fined and what have you.
Reagan: Maybe you should fine them if they aren’t a good clean cut American. Like that Camacho girl. A true American war hero! A true fighter of the people. This show should be focused around Camacho and only Camacho.
Maria: That’s a no brainer… She is the World Champion… Why did I bring you on?
Reagan: Because you need me to help direct you? And…
{That’s when the door to the office opens up and we are able to see Crystal Millar bursting right through. She walks right up to Maria’s desk upset.}
Crystal: That is bullshit. Who’s idea was it to hire that fat fuck out there. I mean Daniel Pollaski? Out of all people you bring him back!
Reagan: That Daniel guy is a really good businessman. He does wonders for the company. Just look at the reviews. What he can do. A good American who covers about all sports and…
Crystal: I don’t give a shit on what he does out of the ring! Did you see what they did to me tonight?!
Maria: Oh I did see it, and I feel like we need to do something about it. After that stunt you pulled tonight I should do something but I am not Jenny Tuck. I am not going to abuse my power and tell you ridiculous things like fining you and what not. Besides what is a fine going to do to a woman of wealth such as you?
Crystal: Thank you I am happy you see things my way…
Maria: Oh can you hold that thought for a moment. Jestine and Megan please ladies come on in I have been expecting you!
Sure enough, in walk the Fireshock Sisters, Ignis & Lightning.
Ignis: Thanks for inviting us, Maria.
Reagan: OH GOD NOT MORE OF THESE FOREIGNERS!!!! Where’s the American heroes. Where’s the defenders of the red white and blue, where’s the…
Maria: For the love of God you do realize that the UNION JACK FLAG is of the same colors right?! Please stop interrupting my guests… Sorry about that ladies thanks for joining me inere here.
Crystal: I WAS FIRST… PINK HAIRED CUNTFACE, AND RED HAIRED BITCHFACE can ticket a number and wait in line.
Reagan: Is this woman American?
Maria looks at Crystal shrugging her shoulders.
Maria: Well it depends on the day of the week but she’s originally from Detroit.
Reagan: That’s RIGHT A TRUE AMERICAN CITY… Even if it is kinda a shithole now she’s….
Maria: Look here Lightning and Ignis you girls have been on FIRE lately. SHOCKING the hearts of the tag team roster and your work isn’t going unnoted. So as your GM I just want to say that I am happy to inform you that at Validation you two will be getting your title shots against the Super Frienemies…
Lightning: Fantastic! Looking forward to it. That still doesn’t explain why Hilton’s here.
Maria: Well Mrs Hilton-Millar here obviously has had some issues lately.
Ignis: Issues like... WINNING MATCHES? OH! FIREBIRD BURN!!!
Ignis & Lightning high five.
Maria: Yay for the girls from OVERSEAS!
Reagan: That’s so UNAMERICAN OF YOU! I swear in this country we woulda!
Maria smiles.
Maria: Actually Crystal has problems with Wendy and I think I have an idea for next week. Now Taryn Willow will be defending her Breakout title against Chacalita in next show’s main event but I wanted to announce a sub main event for the next episode of LAW. We are going to see our main event from Validation. The Champion and the Challenger in the ring for the first time since their heated showdown, and they will be fighting each other in a good old fashioned elimination tag team match.
Reagan: Now we are talking.
Maria: So it will be a set of contenders going against champions. We are going to see three Validation matches come to life in the course of one match. So on one side we are going to have Team Steele with our number one contender for the World title captaining the team with the likes of herself, Wendy House, and of course the number one contenders for the tag team titles The FireShock Sisters!!!!
Lightning: Sounds fantastic!
Maria: And on the other side we are going to have Team Camacho… With Gabby captaining a team of herself. The Tag Team Champions the Super Frienemies, and of course Crystal Millar.
Crystal: NOOOOOOOOOOOO…. I am not teaming up with Camacho! Nor am I getting in the ring with that bat shit crazy Wendy House.
Maria: Well her new manager does have a thing for bats, but Mrs Millar I think you will want to play nice as well as everyone in this match because we are going to raise the stakes. Give everyone an incentive to play nice because the winning team. Will get to pick the stipulation for their respective matches at Validation. Which means Mrs. Millar if you chose so… You could realistically have a Pollaski banned from ringside match or an EMF lumberjack match. The thoughts are endless.
Crystal smiles as she turns her attention to the Welsh sisters.
Crystal: Beating the snot of a Canadian twat. And the Leavenworth rejects? Along with Lil Miss irrelevant? Yeah it shouldn’t be hard. Ignis, Lightning considered yourselves put on notice for you will bow down to your SILVER SCREEN QUEENNNNNNNNNNN
Ignis: Hey, if we win, can we pick a Crystal shuts the fuck up match?
Lightning: Crystal... totes seriously. I don’t care if you got a bunch of champions on your team. You’re still an over the hill chump who can’t buy a win. I guess that’s one easy elimination before we face the tough guys, right?
Crystal: Keep laughing it up chuckles Team Crystal will win because of my superior wrestling skills and acting ability we will go straight to the top.
Crystal walks away leaving Reagan to seethe a bit.
Reagan: That’s team CAMACHO!!!!!!!! To you… She’s an army vet. A war hero. We have to show her some respect. Nobody will beat that team.
Maria: You do realize Amber Richards is English right?
Reagan: Damn Redcoats! Ok you heard the woman the match is made get out of my office.
Maria: THIS ISN’T CHAMPIONSHIP PRO WRESTLING… YOU DON’T OWN ANYTHING!!! I am the acting GM next week! You are just a personal reference… Just that and that alone, and nothing more.
Reagan: I have a right to the freedom of speech and…
We go to a commercial break. Thank you sponsors!