Post by The Circle Television Network on Jun 25, 2016 3:56:30 GMT -5
Starring Trisha VanReardon
The scene opened as Trisha VanReardon walked out on stage. She was her usual jovial self, but this was going to be a strange show…assuming her guest even showed up. “HELLO EVERYONE!!! Welcome to The Hot Seat!” The crowd roared and cheered.
She bowed to the fans, “I have never shied away from doing an interview…not once! Tonight…I conduct what I think is going to be one of the strangest ones ever.” Trisha shook her head, still not believing that she was about to do this. “Tonight, the Hot Seat goes to the dogs…well…to the chinchilla at least!”
The fans clapped and cheered as Trisha got on with the introduction. “Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome LAW’s favorite ball of fur…CHEWIE!”
Post by The Circle Television Network on Jun 25, 2016 7:13:49 GMT -5
The fans let out a loud cheer as they instantly fall in love with Chewie, Trisha on the other hand, seems less than impressed. She arches her brow as she peers at the chinchilla. “Okay rodent…what are you playing at here? Who is translating this and how do they know what you are saying? Speak up!!”
Post by The Circle Television Network on Jun 25, 2016 7:25:52 GMT -5
The fans boo Trisha, further irritating her. She turns her glare to the crowd, then looks around the studio for Alex Yin, but doesn’t see her. She turns back to Chewie, frustrated, but determined to turn things back in her favor. “Okay rat! I assume you know how this works? Five questions…okay?”
She doesn’t wait for him to acknowledge her. “Why have you been so desperate to get a centerfold in CTN Magazine? It’s no secret that you have been lobbying hard to get there…even starting and internet petition that has gotten several thousand signatures…” She leaned in close to him, eyeing him as she did, “…but what makes you think that you can not only be the first non-person in our centerfold…but also be the first non-female?!!!”
Trisha chuckled, “Not to be sexist…but I think women have lost out on plenty already and I for one don’t want to see MEN taking one more thing away from us!!”
Post by The Circle Television Network on Jun 25, 2016 7:43:00 GMT -5
The fans ‘oooohhh’ loudly, but Trisha is unmoved as she moves away, wiping her nose in disgust. “YUCK!” Trisha holds out her hand and a staffer runs out and hands her a towelette that she uses to clean her face and hands, glaring at Chewie all the while. She wads up the towelette and throws it at the man as she moves on to her next question.
“Okay rat…it’s time to get down to brass tacks! Where do you stand on the cowardly British exit from the EU?!” She grinned, “And don’t try to side step the issue with your supposed cuteness! Your countrymen are watching…and they will not forgive any wish-washy answers!”
Post by The Circle Television Network on Jun 25, 2016 23:02:53 GMT -5
The crowd laughs at Chewie’s spot on comeback, which frustrates Trisha even more. She eyes him with a vicious glare, “I’ve heard that chinchilla is delicious…and their furry skin makes for a really warm pair of tiny mittens! What do you think you taste like…and how many mittens do you think I could make out of your furry little coat?!”
Post by The Circle Television Network on Jun 26, 2016 4:09:56 GMT -5
This visual finally gives Trisha a bit of a smile as her real prey reveals herself. She straightens herself as she asks a question that is more geared toward the woman pulling the strings. “Sorry if that last question hit a little close to home for you…let’s try something a bit less personal, shall we?” She grinned, “Is it tough for you to continue to remain upbeat around your Momma…knowing that she is a fraud, a fake, and a phony for pretending to have a serious rib injury? I mean…we all know the real reason that she’s not currently active…her new obsession with the polyamorous lifestyle of alcohol fueled orgies and anonymous hook-ups! Comment, please?!”
A figure steps out of the wings and onto the set, only it isn't Alex. It's a taller woman with an English accent, dark hair and a noticably athletic build. Some of the more wrestling-savvy fans in the audience start to cheer and breakmout a chant of "Wham! Bam! Thank you, Sam!" as the woman walks towards Chewie and picks him up.
Woman: To answer your question, there's not a cloud in the sky when this Duo Of Destruction are on top of the world! Whether together or apart, we tear this place apart! My name's Samantha Daley! Make some noise, CTN!
The crowd cheer slightly louder as more join the chant.
Post by The Circle Television Network on Jun 26, 2016 8:39:50 GMT -5
Trisha stands up clapping loudly as she looks extremely excited. “Oh my God! What a treat! I can’t believe it…we have…we have…” She pauses as the excited look slips from her face, replaced by a questioning look. “I’m sorry…I have NO idea who you are!”
She shrugs her shoulders, “Are you a professional chinchilla handler?” The crowd boos Trisha’s real or alleged ignorance of who the woman is as she is prompted to introduce herself.
Sam looks completely unfazed as she brushes off Trish's idea of a jibe.
Sam: No, I'm nit a chinchilla handler. Don't worry about being dumb, we can't be perfect at everyting..although we're usually good at something. Poor you.
Sam then adresses the audience.
Sam: Just in case you haven't got the message, allow me to make introduction. My name is Samantha Daley and have wrestled coast-to-coast, beaten most and those that I've not still ain't got what I got. Before I came to this country however, I wrestled back home in...The Full Force Brigade!
There are a few more cheers and chants of "FFB!" although it's now amongst even less people, the uber-wrestling-nerds.
Sam: My tag partner was the sweet speedster and the daredevil dork! The same woman you're currently running down. Well, I have come to defend my gal pal and putting the LAW locker room on notice! Them...
Sam then turns back to Trisha.
Sam: And people who don't do what I do, but shoot their mouths off like they can.
Lucas Dupree: Well, I finished LAW #79 in short form, just to get it done. LAW #80's card is up.
Apr 2, 2018 3:54:37 GMT -5
bonniemcbody: Best of luck, Seleana.
Apr 2, 2018 10:16:32 GMT -5
Elizabeth Blackwell: I regret to infrom y'all that ill most likely miss the LAW deadline. Alot of work over the last few days and going into next week. I appologize to Sam and everyone and promise to be back full strength at the next LAW
Apr 6, 2018 20:50:43 GMT -5
Elizabeth Blackwell: Well it's been fun guys. Look forward to seeing y'all in other places
Apr 15, 2018 19:05:53 GMT -5
Orchid: Sucks to hear, I been in talks with someone about getting a feud going to come with an Orchid return but I guess I was a tad bit late. I hope she sees my last PM so we can still get something going elsewhere.
Apr 15, 2018 19:19:56 GMT -5
Britney: Hoping to find a all Girl fed
Apr 17, 2018 12:32:12 GMT -5