I was frantic after Sarah told me that she was suffering from baby fever. I had no idea what I was going to do or what I was going to say! I had never thought that I would ever be dealing with something like this…EVER! I needed help…I needed someone who could give me guidance…I needed…CLARITY! I was Clear…but…there was no one more Clear than my friend Roxy Cotton!
KENZI GREY-LACKLAN: ROXY! OH MY GOD! I need your help! Listen to me…Sarah told me…SHE WANTS TO HAVE A FUCKING BABY! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!
ROXY COTTON: BB don't worry about Sarah, her weird cripple body can't get pregnant anyway. The body has ways of shutting that whole thing down. I read that in a book or a magazine or something.
KENZI GREY-LACKLAN: But, what if she wants ME to carry it?! What if she wants to ruin my sexy unspoiled hawtness with some black albino baby! She might want me to push out a kid with red eyes and a frizzy white afro! I CAN'T DO IT ROXY! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE A KID!!!
ROXY COTTON: Oh. Ew. As if. I can hook you up with my gyno. I'm on, like, A LOT of BC.
KENZI GREY-LACKLAN: Wut?
ROXY COTTON: OMG Kenzi. Birth control. It's free, because Obama.
KENZI GREY-LACKLAN: OH! But...I’m a lesbian. I don’t need ObamaCare
ROXY COTTON: Oh right! Well lesbians don't get pregnant anyway. Win-win!
KENZI GREY-LACKLAN: SO I’M GOOD?!! Thank you Rox! You’re a LIFESAVER!!!
Lucas Dupree: Well, I finished LAW #79 in short form, just to get it done. LAW #80's card is up.
Apr 2, 2018 3:54:37 GMT -5
bonniemcbody: Best of luck, Seleana.
Apr 2, 2018 10:16:32 GMT -5
Elizabeth Blackwell: I regret to infrom y'all that ill most likely miss the LAW deadline. Alot of work over the last few days and going into next week. I appologize to Sam and everyone and promise to be back full strength at the next LAW
Apr 6, 2018 20:50:43 GMT -5
Elizabeth Blackwell: Well it's been fun guys. Look forward to seeing y'all in other places
Apr 15, 2018 19:05:53 GMT -5
Orchid: Sucks to hear, I been in talks with someone about getting a feud going to come with an Orchid return but I guess I was a tad bit late. I hope she sees my last PM so we can still get something going elsewhere.
Apr 15, 2018 19:19:56 GMT -5
Britney: Hoping to find a all Girl fed
Apr 17, 2018 12:32:12 GMT -5