Post by The Circle Television Network on Jul 14, 2014 12:29:08 GMT -5
THE RAP UP!
Episode #1
14 Jul 14
This television program is rated TV-MA for mature audiences. It contains strong language and sexual themes; it is not intended for younger viewers.
As the camera panned in, it zoomed in on the set of “The Rap Up!” The audience clapped as Maleek Raheem walked out and accessed the crowd with a nod.
“Okay peoples…my name is Raheem and this is my show…totally uncensored and off th’ damn door hinges and it’s called “The Rap Up!” I tackle the goings on in LAW and ANYWHERE ELSE I SEE FIT! Some of yall might agree…and some of yall won’t…I can’t help that shit! It’s my show, so I says what th’ fuck I want! Don't like it? Get yo' own shit!”
Raheem ran over and jumped on the couch. “Yeah! Even if a brotha gotta get into some damn Tom Cruise type shit!” The crowd laughed, even as Raheem continued to jump up and down, finally stepping off as he called for the stagehands to get him a new couch. They rushed out and grabbed the old couch, replacing it with one that looked exactly the same. “Yeah, can’t have my guests sittin’ on dirty ass cushions!”
As soon as the set was put back in order, Raheem sat down and stretched out. “Ahhhh! That’s much better…mo’ PLUSH than a mothafucka!!” I got a special couch back there…nobody sits on that shit! It’s made outta Bengal Tiger cootchie hair! That shit is rare as fuck…you can’t buy that shit no damn more!”
After the laughter from the crowd died down, Raheem laced his fingers. “Okay Family! I got a guest in th' back who I want to bring out right now…someone that I got a past wit’ and someone that has a past wit’ a few ladies in LAW. This chick has reached th’ heights of success in this business…thanks to me…and she has battled through adversity and is hoping to climb back to that mountain top again one day.” He nodded as the fans hooted and hollered, “Yes! Yes! This person suffered a devastatin’ spinal injury that put her in a wheelchair for months, but now she is on her feet again and she is here with us tonight! Fans, show your love for th' former 3WL Champion and Hall of Famer, “The Prodigy” Nicky Silver!”
The fans cheer as Nicky walks out and waves to them. She walks over to Raheem and they share a less than cordial…if not somewhat frigid hug. She sits down and continues to wave to the fans. Raheem allows her a moment or two before cutting in. “Okay! Welcome Nicky…it is great to have you here on Th’ Rap Up.”
She responded, “Great to be here. I’ve been a fan of LAW since the day that Crystal Hilton joined and it’s been great seeing how far she and the other ladies there have come.” More applause and cheers.
Raheem cut in, “I’m glad you brought that up…your connection to LAW…my old flame, Crystal Hilton.”
Nicky squirmed in her seat uncomfortably, but she managed to keep a smile on her face. “Yes…”
“The two of you were in a stable in 3WL,” he added, “The A-Listers and after th’ injury that put you out of th’ sport, she continued on and her career really took off. Some say you held her back…but I think…well HELL…yeah, I agree, you did!”
The fans booed, but despite the jab, Nicky put on professional face. “I really can’t say that. I am certainly sorry if anyone thought that, but Crystal has been a good friend in the past and I will always support her. All the success she has, she has earned.”
The fans cheered the positive response, which seems to unnerve Raheem, but he pushed forward. “Okay! Enough about all that shit…lets get to LAW #10, shall we? The show kicked off wit’ Skye Sparks and my personal favorite in this tournament…Priscilla Price. These two had one hell of a great back and forth match…but at th’ end, it was Sparks cheatin’ her way to an undeserved victory.” He turned to Nicky, “What was yo’ take?”
Nicky took a deep breath, “Well…the ending of that match was a nail biter, but I don’t think Skye cheated at all. As a matter of a fact, it was your crush that tried to cheat…Skye just found a way to reverse it.”
Raheem stared at Nicky, “COME ON MAN! Why you trippin’?! Priscilla had Skye beat in all three primary categories…head skill, titties, and ass! PERIOD!! She should still be in this tournament…but thanks to a bullshit referee…we are all deprived of her presence!”
Nicky rolled her eyes. “Price fought a good match…but Skye fought a better one and she is moving on.” Nicky paused, “And…if I am not mistaken, Ms. Skill, titties, and ass gave her notice after the match…so…there’s that. A great loss to LAW…but what can you do?”
Raheem looked hurt, “Yeah…bullshit!” He sighed, “Well…whatever! Skye moved on…SOMEHOW! Then we got treated to a commercial featurin’ a new Walking Dead preview…” he laughed, “NAH! That was just old ass Sidney Grey!” The fans chucked, “She came out to sell t-shirts or some shit and then she threatened to beat up Crystal Hilton.” He shrugged, “To tell the truth, I stopped watchin’ cuz that bitch is fuckin’ depressin’ to look at!”
Nicky shook her head. “Well, I watched the interview and I found it very interesting that Sidney was hell bent on taking Crystal out before the match, but she was stopped by Nyako, a woman that was brought in to train her for her match later that night. Now, I know Nyako from my time in 3WL and while she wasn’t known as a talker, she let her actions speak for her. If she stopped Sidney from attacking Crystal…it was for a reason.”
Raheem nodded in agreement, “Yeah…cause she didn’t want that ass to get beat by Crystal! Straight up! Yeah, but more on that later. From there, we moved on to th’ next match, Gabby Camacho and my baby, the woman I picked to win it all Crystal Hilton!”
“I thought you said you picked Price?” Nicky asked.
He waved her off dismissively, “Naw! You got too much fat in yo’ ears! I picked Crystal!” He moved on quickly, before she could dispute him. “This was a good ass match…mainly because Gabby has got a FAT ASS and BIG TITTES!! BOOM and POP!! For real, if bitches in th’ Army look like that, my black ass is joinin’ th’ mothafucka TODAY!”
Nicky sighed, “I don’t know anything about that, but it was a very good match, but in the end, Crystal got an impressive submission win to move on.”
Raheem shrugged, “Yeah! Of course…no doubt! Number one pick…feel me? But…DAMN!! Gabby is fine as hell…and she is gonna be somebody around here one day…she gonna be Ms. Raheem…for a night or two at least!”
She smirked, “Errr…yeah…what about the next match?”
Raheem chuckled, "Keria Fisher and Summer St. Claire! Both fine…but only one was gonna win and it was St. Claire winnin’ in dramatic fashion wit’ a devastatin’ finish!”
“St. Claire winning with outside interference.” Nicky corrected. “A very disappointing finish in my opinion and LAW should do something about that situation.”
Raheem stared at her. “You don’t like Summer’s show do you? I like her show! I beat off to that shit sometimes…”
Nicky frowned, “You’re gross!”
“You’re fat!” Raheem countered, then moved on. “Th’ last match of th’ night…th’ main event was suppose to be Th’ Swamp Thing vs Ash Scion…but SURPRISE! Ash don’t even make it to th’ damn ring. Bitch in th’ damn back polishin’ the cement wit’ her blood!” Raheem folds his arms, “Hummmm! How did that shit happen, huh?!”
Nicky sat forward, more than ready to discuss this. “It was a great disappointment to the fans and this further fueled speculation that despite Sidney’s record in LAW, she has yet to wrestle a truly fair match and gain a true victory. Let’s call a spade a spade here, Ash was attacked in the back and Sidney had something to do with it. If LAW management finds out what that connection is, she should be fired!”
Raheem laughed, “No argument there, but a blind man can see that Nyako done that shit! Look at their exchange earlier in th' night, she pretty much told Sid to chill why she whipped old girl’s ass! Case closed on that!!”
Nicky’s mood darkened, “I wish I could agree, but I can’t because I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that Ash was attacked by Oni Kymiku…the same woman that attacked me and put me in a f’ing wheelchair! That woman is psychotic and she has ZERO business being in LAW! For God’s sake…you should know, she tried to stab Crystal Hilton with a broken bottle in 3WL on live television!”
Raheem paused, dropping his usual façade, “Okay! You are right, that shit happened…th’ bitch got mad issues…but, we should never jump to conclusions without th’ facts. I mean…outta all th’ bitches out there, Nyako was th’ only one tryin’ to fight. Oni aint do nothin’ but kiss her sister…” he smiled a bit, “…on th’ mouth. That’s a nasty ass hoe there boy! I bet she a freaky muthafucka!”
Nicky ignored Raheem’s joke. “Oni Kymiku is insane and she is a danger to everyone on the LAW roster! If they truly move forward with signing her, I will have to seriously question the management of that company!” Nicky got up and stormed off, not bothering to stay to the end of the show.
Raheem waved her off, “STOP TRIPPIN’! You only got crippled for a few months! I think th’ bitch even said she was sorry!!” He waited for a moment, then shook his head. “Anyway, it look like Crystal is an army of one goin’ into th’ next show. I wouldn’t be surprised if SOMEONE tried to pull an Ash Scion on her before th’ show.” He signed, “My advice? If you can’t beat em’ go ahead and join em’ girl! Call me up…and I will get you a fuckin’ CTN ghetto pass that will get th’ Asian Express off that fine ass of yours…believe that!”
Raheem moved on, “Last…and kinda least…we had what was billed as a face off wit’ Th’ Doc and Kate Steele. Now, don’t get me wrong, I know this shit is for th’ strap and it’s BIG…but where was th’ fire? Where was th’ cursin’ and spittin’? Where was th’ excitement for this match, which we know is gonna be good! I wasn’t feelin’ it! They was bein’ all nice and shit…NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT SHIT!” He shook his head, “I hate Sid’s fuckin’ guts…but I wanna see her fight Crystal…she gonna get that old ass beat, but that’s not the point! Those bitches wanna KILL each other…it looks like Doc and Kate wanna kiss each other!” Raheem paused for a moment, considering that, “Well…yeah…that’s kinda cool…I guess!”
He got up, “Here’s th’ point, Th’ Doc is a fine ass chick who been beatin’ bitches like she was on her way to th’ fuckin’ Playa’s Ball! She hungry and she want that belt! Kate is the Head Bitch in Charge…she aint tryin’ to let a hoe block her shine! Kate puts bitches in check! This should be a fight that we all dyin’ to see…but they bored th’ fuck outta me! All that nicey nicey shit gotta fuckin’ go!” He sighed, “I got a sick feelin’ in my stomach that th’ only blood in that match is gonna be menstrual!”
The fans laughed and Raheem closed the show. He flashed the peace sign “Good night…and if you watchin’ this shit from the joint, remember to keep that booty tight!! I’m yo’ boy Raheem, and this has been Th’ Rap Up!”
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