Post by Bobbi London on Mar 6, 2015 11:54:01 GMT -5
Hello LAW Fans! It’s me, Song Xu Lo…but better known as SoLo to the masses. I am the voice of The United Sisters of Asia (USA)…your World and Marquee Champions, respectively. In a short span of time, USA has become a dominant force in LAW, as well as the entire sport, as they both hold highly prestigious singles titles, having dispatched all contenders.
Now, with that out of the way, I want to get down to brass tacks! Over the last few days, we have been verbally harassed in print by CTN and slandered in social media by a whole host of individuals. Some of these voices are nobodies, looking to stir up trouble, while some of them are LAW stars who are laying claim to being contenders for the gold possessed by USA. I will address everyone, so that there is no mistake over where USA stands in all of this.
First of all…to CTN. For posting that ridiculous story about my sister, the new World Champion, being hobbled by Mackenzie Roberts. While my sister…the LAW Champion…isn’t 100%, she is more than ready, willing, and able to go to LAW #23 and silence the doubters and nay-sayers! Mackenzie Roberts may have left my sister with a temporary limp, but she left Rising Stars as the reigning, defending World Champion! There is nothing ‘LAME’ about her and anyone who thinks differently is welcome to say it to her face on Sunday!
Secondly…to Fujiko Mine. We got off on the wrong foot on twitter a few days ago…but just for the record, that was YOU reading into something that had nothing to do with me or my sisters. We all get the fact that you feel you should be the Marquee Champion, and maybe…down the road when my sister finally retires…you might make that a reality, but for now…you’ve got to climb back up that ladder to get a shot at either of my sisters! You are facing a woman without a stitch of honor who surrounds herself with a gang of thugs in order to ensure her victory. Since you shunned our offer to see that you had a fair chance…we’ll allow you to forge your own path back to our doorstep. Good luck…if you win…you’re going to need that and more!
Third…to Keira Fisher. I know that you have been making a lot of noise lately about getting a title match and this weekend you are going to be facing my sister Nyako. One could reason that should you win, you would certainly be a contender for the title…or maybe even the World Title. I’m sure that your head is filled with all sorts of ideas about what you’ll do once that happens…but the sad reality is that none of those dreams will EVER come true! You are stepping into the ring with a monster that does nothing but destroy whatever or whoever is put in her path…this weekend…that is you! I sincerely hope that you realize…after your loss…that titles aren’t in your future…only the beating of a lifetime!
And lastly…to Mackenzie Roberts, Kate Steele, and Jennifer Drew. You three douche bags got a little taste at Rising Stars, but that wasn’t enough for you, so you three clowns take to twitter with your ignorant banter. It’s time for the three of you to face facts! Jennifer Drew…I can appreciate the fact that you are on the road to recovery and now you’re back to make a statement in LAW after you tucked tail and ran away after your first stint. It’s admirable, but you need to face facts darling. Your fight with being a crackhead is one thing…fighting my sisters is something else! If you come at us again…there is nothing in your future but a very long stint in rehab…and not the good one where you’re tied down and molested by the creepy night shift janitor!
Kate Steele, as the first LAW Champion…you are pretty much the measuring stick, but before you go getting your head all swollen…here’s the bottom line…YOU SUCKED BALLS! Sometimes being first is a great…but in your case, you just set the bar seriously low for everyone that followed you! Now that you are without the one thing that validated your existence, a title…you have your eyes on the Marquee belt. Here’s a news flash…you have to earn that right sweetheart and seeing as how you won’t even beat the former champion…I wouldn’t get my hopes up if I were you!
Mackenzie Roberts, you showed the world that you were a game fighter when you took on Oni and for a while you won some respect…but you threw all of that away when you tried to cheat your way to a win. You should have learned your lesson at Rising Stars…but I see that you are just as hardheaded as ever! While I know in my heart that your opponent this week is going to destroy you…I hope that you find a way to win…so that my sisters can get a chance to dash your hopes and dreams one more time for everyone to see!
That is going to do it for today! I hope that all of you enjoyed my first blog…if didn’t, you are going to really HATE my second one!
Sincerely, Song Xu Lo (The Voice of USA)