Post by Miyoko Oshiro on Mar 21, 2014 13:06:03 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Skye Sparks and Katie Callaghan sitting at a round table drinking coffee and Markus Reeves and Fergus Callaghan are sitting on the couch watching the NCAA Men's Basketball tournament. Markus and Fergus jump up and start cheering.
Skye Sparks: How can you guys seriously still watching basketball after watching it all day yesterday?
Fergus Callaghan: Simple, we are men.
Katie Callaghan: Barely, if it wasn't for the fact that you guys can understand English I would have thought that you were dogs.
Fergus Callaghan: What makes you think that?
Skye Sparks: Basically because whenever there aren’t sports on all you do is sleep, eat and shit, my dog does that.
Katie Callaghan: Don't forget about the part where they try to hump everything that they can get there junk on.
Skye Sparks: Oh that is disgusting.
Fergus Callaghan: Oh and you are any better Skye? I believe I had to take care of little mess because you couldn't keep your cave covered up.
Skye Sparks: Actually Fergus, I never slept with him. That was what happens when you sister sets me up with some guy she met at the mall. By the way Fergus, were you able to take care of the problem?
Fergus Callaghan: What problem?
Skye Sparks: The stalker, did you take care of him?
Fergus Callaghan: I don't know what you are talking about.
Skye Sparks: What the hell are you talking about? I told you to take care of that guy so he won’t bother me anymore.
Fergus Callaghan: Oh that guy, I told him where you live. I'm sure he is hiding in your closet now ready to attack you when you fall asleep tonight.
Katie gets up and walks over to where Fergus is sitting and slaps him on the ear
Katie Callaghan: This isn't time for you to be funny Fergus. Did you take care of him or not?
Fergus holding the ear that got hit
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, I took care of him. Notice how your phone hasn't been ringing off the hook anymore and how the dick pics just stopped coming in. Yeah I took care of him alright.
Skye Sparks: Yeah, I almost forgot that they did. I guess I should say thank you.
Fergus Callaghan: You're welcome
Skye gets up and walks over to Fergus and slaps him on the other ear
Fergus Callaghan: Why the fuck would you do that?
Skye Sparks yells at Fergus
Skye Sparks: BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THINK THAT THERE WAS A CREEPY STALKER WHO WAS GOING TO RAPE, KILL ME AND WEAR ME AROUND HIDING IN MY CLOSET.
Fergus Callaghan: Sorry I thought you were in a joking mood today.
Skye Sparks: I was until you made me think that there was some crazy dude hiding in my closet. Shit I should probably kick you in the head for good measure.
Fergus Callaghan: Maybe I should have left him in your closet.
Skye Sparks: What do you mean left him in my closet?
Fergus Callaghan: Well I was going to leave him in your closet but I realized that you already had too much crazy on your hands this week.
Skye Sparks: Yeah I do, man the more I think about I wonder if that guy who was stalking me is related to Violet. Seems like she has some real creeper moments.
Fergus Callaghan: You know I actually look into that but I ended up finding out that they aren't. Actually that guy had just recently moved from England to the United States. Were you famous in England before coming over here?
Skye Sparks: Kind of, I had been doing some modeling over there before I moved here. I also have been told that I look like Emma Watson from the Harry Potter movies.
Fergus snaps his fingers
Fergus Callaghan: Holy shit, you are right. You do look kind of like Emma Watson. I can't believe I never noticed that before.
Skye Sparks: Gee thanks Fergus. You know the more I think about it the more I realize he never once called me by Skye that night we went out. I had to keep correcting him that my name was Skye.
Katie Callaghan: What was he calling you?
Skye Sparks: I'm embarrassed to say now.
Fergus Callaghan: Because you realize that he wasn't meaning to creep on you and in fact actually wanted to creep on Emma Watson. Did he actually think you were her?
Skye Sparks: Not that I'm aware of but I guess that would make some sense.
Fergus Callaghan: He called you Hermione didn't he?
Skye Sparks: He did.
Katie Callaghan: That's pretty embarrassing.
Skye Sparks: It was humiliating, that's when I told him there would be no second date. I mean have you ever been on a date and had someone think that you were a fictional character?
Katie Callaghan: Can't say that I have.
Markus Reeves: I was told I look like Mark Evil. I don't even know where that came from to be honest with you.
Fergus Callaghan: Someone thought I was Deadpool.
Skye Sparks: Who is Deadpool?
Fergus Callaghan: How dare you.
Katie Callaghan: Deadpool is Fergus' favorite comic book character. So much so that Fergie went to San Diego Comic Con last year dressed as him. I think he won an award for it too.
Fergus Callaghan: Still waiting for them to call me so I can star in the Deadpool movie instead of Ryan Reynolds.
Skye Sparks: Oh Ryan Reynolds is so hot.
Fergus Callaghan: I can't believe you don't know who Deadpool is. You should be slapped for that.
Skye Sparks: If you even think of slapping me I'll make your dick an innie instead of an outie
Markus Reeves: It's nice to see Skye has some claws. She might just be able to win this week.
Skye Sparks: Hey Fergus, I got a question for you.
Fergus Callaghan: What do you got?
Skye Sparks: What did you do to that guy to get him off my back?
Fergus Callaghan: Can't tell you right that, it's my little secret. Do you want to do some training tomorrow? Maybe I can teach you a few moves that will help you defeat Violet on Sunday.
Skye Sparks: Yeah, what time?
Fergus Callaghan: We will do it early so you can get rest before Sunday.
Skye Sparks: Works for me.
The scene fades out
You know I've had quite a bit of time to look back on our match a few weeks ago, the one that you ended up winning. I know for a fact that I took you for granted and say you as weak because I know that you are in such a fragile mental place that losing a high profile match like that could cause you to fold up like a lawn chair. I'm truly embarrassed that I let you win like that. You took advantage of a rookie mistake that I made and you made me pay but still here I am.
I didn't think I would get another shot you or for the Marquee title again this quickly and for that I guess I should thank the bitches that PMS'd their way out their jobs. Now because of that I am one of the last few standing and for that I get another shot at winning the title and getting the monkey off my back
No Violet, I'm not going to take you for granted this week, I know exactly what you are capable of and I know with no doubt in my mind that I can beat you this week. You said that no one gives a shit that I'm British or that I call what you guys call soccer, football. You are in the same boat as I am there. No one gives a shit that you are crazy and hell I even have my doubts that you are even crazy. Sure you aren't one of the "piss yourself" crazy people but I don't see you as anything more than a liar who is also a home wrecker.
I know that you are beatable, you have already lost before. I have looked over what limited film there is on you and I looked for weaknesses but I don't have to tell you what those are because you should know already. I know that on any given Sunday someone can beat someone else, this Sunday just happens to be my turn. I know that if I go out and give everything that I have, I know without a shadow of a doubt that I can pin you for the one, two, three right in the middle of the ring and become the first ever L.A.W. Marquee Champion.
Just one last thing for Violet, I haven't been taking in the future Marquee Champion because I don't talk to myself. I don't look in the mirror and have to give myself a pep talk to help me better myself. I just go out and work hard to be the best I can be and I know that I will be able to prove Sunday night that my best is better than yours and I will defeat you, I will get my first win in my short career and I will be the L.A.W Marquee Champion and honey, there isn't a damn thing you are going to be able to do about.
Skye Sparks: How can you guys seriously still watching basketball after watching it all day yesterday?
Fergus Callaghan: Simple, we are men.
Katie Callaghan: Barely, if it wasn't for the fact that you guys can understand English I would have thought that you were dogs.
Fergus Callaghan: What makes you think that?
Skye Sparks: Basically because whenever there aren’t sports on all you do is sleep, eat and shit, my dog does that.
Katie Callaghan: Don't forget about the part where they try to hump everything that they can get there junk on.
Skye Sparks: Oh that is disgusting.
Fergus Callaghan: Oh and you are any better Skye? I believe I had to take care of little mess because you couldn't keep your cave covered up.
Skye Sparks: Actually Fergus, I never slept with him. That was what happens when you sister sets me up with some guy she met at the mall. By the way Fergus, were you able to take care of the problem?
Fergus Callaghan: What problem?
Skye Sparks: The stalker, did you take care of him?
Fergus Callaghan: I don't know what you are talking about.
Skye Sparks: What the hell are you talking about? I told you to take care of that guy so he won’t bother me anymore.
Fergus Callaghan: Oh that guy, I told him where you live. I'm sure he is hiding in your closet now ready to attack you when you fall asleep tonight.
Katie gets up and walks over to where Fergus is sitting and slaps him on the ear
Katie Callaghan: This isn't time for you to be funny Fergus. Did you take care of him or not?
Fergus holding the ear that got hit
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, I took care of him. Notice how your phone hasn't been ringing off the hook anymore and how the dick pics just stopped coming in. Yeah I took care of him alright.
Skye Sparks: Yeah, I almost forgot that they did. I guess I should say thank you.
Fergus Callaghan: You're welcome
Skye gets up and walks over to Fergus and slaps him on the other ear
Fergus Callaghan: Why the fuck would you do that?
Skye Sparks yells at Fergus
Skye Sparks: BECAUSE YOU MADE ME THINK THAT THERE WAS A CREEPY STALKER WHO WAS GOING TO RAPE, KILL ME AND WEAR ME AROUND HIDING IN MY CLOSET.
Fergus Callaghan: Sorry I thought you were in a joking mood today.
Skye Sparks: I was until you made me think that there was some crazy dude hiding in my closet. Shit I should probably kick you in the head for good measure.
Fergus Callaghan: Maybe I should have left him in your closet.
Skye Sparks: What do you mean left him in my closet?
Fergus Callaghan: Well I was going to leave him in your closet but I realized that you already had too much crazy on your hands this week.
Skye Sparks: Yeah I do, man the more I think about I wonder if that guy who was stalking me is related to Violet. Seems like she has some real creeper moments.
Fergus Callaghan: You know I actually look into that but I ended up finding out that they aren't. Actually that guy had just recently moved from England to the United States. Were you famous in England before coming over here?
Skye Sparks: Kind of, I had been doing some modeling over there before I moved here. I also have been told that I look like Emma Watson from the Harry Potter movies.
Fergus snaps his fingers
Fergus Callaghan: Holy shit, you are right. You do look kind of like Emma Watson. I can't believe I never noticed that before.
Skye Sparks: Gee thanks Fergus. You know the more I think about it the more I realize he never once called me by Skye that night we went out. I had to keep correcting him that my name was Skye.
Katie Callaghan: What was he calling you?
Skye Sparks: I'm embarrassed to say now.
Fergus Callaghan: Because you realize that he wasn't meaning to creep on you and in fact actually wanted to creep on Emma Watson. Did he actually think you were her?
Skye Sparks: Not that I'm aware of but I guess that would make some sense.
Fergus Callaghan: He called you Hermione didn't he?
Skye Sparks: He did.
Katie Callaghan: That's pretty embarrassing.
Skye Sparks: It was humiliating, that's when I told him there would be no second date. I mean have you ever been on a date and had someone think that you were a fictional character?
Katie Callaghan: Can't say that I have.
Markus Reeves: I was told I look like Mark Evil. I don't even know where that came from to be honest with you.
Fergus Callaghan: Someone thought I was Deadpool.
Skye Sparks: Who is Deadpool?
Fergus Callaghan: How dare you.
Katie Callaghan: Deadpool is Fergus' favorite comic book character. So much so that Fergie went to San Diego Comic Con last year dressed as him. I think he won an award for it too.
Fergus Callaghan: Still waiting for them to call me so I can star in the Deadpool movie instead of Ryan Reynolds.
Skye Sparks: Oh Ryan Reynolds is so hot.
Fergus Callaghan: I can't believe you don't know who Deadpool is. You should be slapped for that.
Skye Sparks: If you even think of slapping me I'll make your dick an innie instead of an outie
Markus Reeves: It's nice to see Skye has some claws. She might just be able to win this week.
Skye Sparks: Hey Fergus, I got a question for you.
Fergus Callaghan: What do you got?
Skye Sparks: What did you do to that guy to get him off my back?
Fergus Callaghan: Can't tell you right that, it's my little secret. Do you want to do some training tomorrow? Maybe I can teach you a few moves that will help you defeat Violet on Sunday.
Skye Sparks: Yeah, what time?
Fergus Callaghan: We will do it early so you can get rest before Sunday.
Skye Sparks: Works for me.
The scene fades out
You know I've had quite a bit of time to look back on our match a few weeks ago, the one that you ended up winning. I know for a fact that I took you for granted and say you as weak because I know that you are in such a fragile mental place that losing a high profile match like that could cause you to fold up like a lawn chair. I'm truly embarrassed that I let you win like that. You took advantage of a rookie mistake that I made and you made me pay but still here I am.
I didn't think I would get another shot you or for the Marquee title again this quickly and for that I guess I should thank the bitches that PMS'd their way out their jobs. Now because of that I am one of the last few standing and for that I get another shot at winning the title and getting the monkey off my back
No Violet, I'm not going to take you for granted this week, I know exactly what you are capable of and I know with no doubt in my mind that I can beat you this week. You said that no one gives a shit that I'm British or that I call what you guys call soccer, football. You are in the same boat as I am there. No one gives a shit that you are crazy and hell I even have my doubts that you are even crazy. Sure you aren't one of the "piss yourself" crazy people but I don't see you as anything more than a liar who is also a home wrecker.
I know that you are beatable, you have already lost before. I have looked over what limited film there is on you and I looked for weaknesses but I don't have to tell you what those are because you should know already. I know that on any given Sunday someone can beat someone else, this Sunday just happens to be my turn. I know that if I go out and give everything that I have, I know without a shadow of a doubt that I can pin you for the one, two, three right in the middle of the ring and become the first ever L.A.W. Marquee Champion.
Just one last thing for Violet, I haven't been taking in the future Marquee Champion because I don't talk to myself. I don't look in the mirror and have to give myself a pep talk to help me better myself. I just go out and work hard to be the best I can be and I know that I will be able to prove Sunday night that my best is better than yours and I will defeat you, I will get my first win in my short career and I will be the L.A.W Marquee Champion and honey, there isn't a damn thing you are going to be able to do about.