With Kenzi and Hannah out of the apartment for the day, that left Bobbi London alone with Alex Yin. Bobbi sat up off of the couch, holding the small of her back with a grimace, apparently still hurting from the shot she had taken in the back with the shovel from Wendy House. She yawned as she started to get up, then paused as she noticed Chewie staring up at her from the floor. She scratched her head, “’Ello there little fellah! Where’s yer Mum?”
Chewy ran around in a tight circle, squeaking. Bobbi chuckled as she stood up and lumbered towards the kitchen. “Are you ‘ungry mate? I’m bloody well starving in ‘ere! These skinny lil Sheilas eat like birds!” She opened up the fridge and rifled through looking for something to eat. She dug around and finally pulled out a giant turkey leg. She took a big bite out of it, then turned and looked down at Chewie, holding out the massive leg to the chinchilla. “I ‘ave NO idea what you little buggers eat…but you’re welcome to ‘ave a bite.”
Chewie suddenly scampered away and over to Alex as she held out a small bowl filled with pellets. The chinchilla almost dived into the bowl as Alex squealed with joy before wandering over to the fridge.
Alex: Hi, Bobbi! I'm just about to start making dinner for Hannah and Kenzi when they get back. Can you pass...
Alex then sighs as her eyes drift to Bobbi's hands.
Bobbi took one more large bite out of the leg, then handed it over towards Alex. “Errr…sorry Luv…I didn’t know that the leg was supposed to be for everyone.” Alex waved off the offered food, and Bobbi shrugged, then took another massive bite.
“You mind if I ‘elp? I want to earn my keep you know.”
Bobbi sigh, “I could eat a bloody ‘orse right now! I don’t suppose you got any place that serves up anything like that, ‘uh?” She chuckled and waved for Alex to continue. “Whatever you want mate…really.”
She scratched her head, “Sorry bout ‘olding you back the other night in the ring. Kenzi…well…she told me not to let anything ‘appen to you. I didn’t know what that shovel wielding maniac was gonna do out there!” Bobbi lifted up her shirt, exposing herself and many layers of fat along with a giant shovel shaped bruise. “That bugger sure as shit whacked me a good one, she did!”
Alex looks compassionately on Bobbi. Big and tough she may be, but she's no brute and Alex quickly started to warm to the new arrival in the now-crowded apartment. Alex's eyebrows then rise as she apies a challenge.
Alex: Want to know something cool?
Alex then opens her mouth wide and flicks her two front teeth.
Alex: Fakes. First match I had in Japan. Wacked across the face with a chair. Blood everywhere. Me squealing...good times.
Bobbi’s eyes grow wide as she looks at Alex. “Crikey! That’s bloody wicked mate!” Bobbi looks around, as if someone else was around to see her. She rolled down the back of her pajamas and showed Alex a brutal looking scar on her backside. “I got me ass bit by a bloody tiger shark whiles I was at me Mum’s 40th!” She narrowed her eyes at Alex, “Get this…I wasn’t even in the sodding water when it ‘appened! Me brothers dragged the goddamn thing outta the fucking water and they chased me with it!”
She shook her head with a laugh. “Me Mum was so flipping mad! That was me only pair of jeans! I walked round all summer with half me bum out before she got enough money to buy me a new pair.”
Alex: *laughing* Oh, no! That must have been so embarassing!
Alex shakes her head as she keeps smiling.
Alex: If you have pictures, don't show them to Kenzi. I could imagine her getting ideas for my wardrobe. I swear I'm not safe to bend over with that girl around. She's obsessed!
Bobbi grins and points at Alex. “Right-O! So the fellas tell me…I’ve got quite a nice looking bum!” She turns around, shaking her ample sized backside. She turns back and winks at Alex, “Don’t you worry…I’ll be keeping me secret weapon under wraps round your lady friend!”
She gave Alex a playful shot in the arm. She paused, “What about that other Sheila you guys ‘ave running bout…errr…’anna? What’s ‘er deal?” She arched her brow, “She playing the monkey in the middle with yous pair?”
Bobbi’s eyes light up this time. “Are you fucking kidding me? EVERY BLOODY THING MATE!! EVERYTHING!” She chuckles. “That ‘annah girl, I do like ‘er. She seems a nice one…very sweet. I’m glad you all get along. That is a rare thing when you ‘ave so many birds about, you know?”
Bobbi nods, “Ken is a right quirky sort…but ‘er ‘eart is in the right place. ‘Er and ‘er friend, Ms. Ashley, saw that I was down on me luck and they offered me a job. If they didn’t, I’d probably be selling blowies on the corner for airfare back to Queensland!” She paused, “Me mouth ‘urts just thinking bout all those dongers!”
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Bobbi frowned as she looked at Alex, “Oni? Is that a person?” Bobbi put one of her large hands on Alex’s shoulder. “I won’t let Oni ‘urt you Alex! I mean…I know that you think this is just a job for me…and while that’s partly true, I really like you mate! I can tell you are a right genuine sort.” Bobbi smiled, “It would make me ‘appy to know that you counted me as a friend…me propensity for giving blowies for airfare aside…”
Lucas Dupree: Sorry guys I have been battling an illness all week, I will be posting a quick fashion of results in a few minutes and the card for the next show afterwards.
Mar 31, 2018 15:59:07 GMT -5
Kayla Winters: No problem man, personal health is way more important than our lives playing fake wrestlers
Mar 31, 2018 17:07:31 GMT -5
bonniemcbody: Hopefully you're winning the battle, Lucas.
Mar 31, 2018 18:23:17 GMT -5
Alicia Lukas: Orange juice and sprite jeremy....
Mar 31, 2018 20:17:53 GMT -5
Alicia Lukas: and some fortnite
Mar 31, 2018 20:17:59 GMT -5
Lucas Dupree: Well, I finished LAW #79 in short form, just to get it done. LAW #80's card is up.
Apr 2, 2018 3:54:37 GMT -5
bonniemcbody: Best of luck, Seleana.
Apr 2, 2018 10:16:32 GMT -5
Elizabeth Blackwell: I regret to infrom y'all that ill most likely miss the LAW deadline. Alot of work over the last few days and going into next week. I appologize to Sam and everyone and promise to be back full strength at the next LAW
Apr 6, 2018 20:50:43 GMT -5
Elizabeth Blackwell: Well it's been fun guys. Look forward to seeing y'all in other places
Apr 15, 2018 19:05:53 GMT -5
Orchid: Sucks to hear, I been in talks with someone about getting a feud going to come with an Orchid return but I guess I was a tad bit late. I hope she sees my last PM so we can still get something going elsewhere.
Apr 15, 2018 19:19:56 GMT -5
Britney: Hoping to find a all Girl fed
Apr 17, 2018 12:32:12 GMT -5