The photo shoot for the LAW trading cards was going swimmingly. In an attempt to slightly raunch up her image, Alex Yin was posing for her cards, clad in a white g-string with the LAW logo on it and her own pair of thick black glasses. With her hands over her bare chest and her back to the camera, Alex smiled as she looked over her shoulder at Maleek Raheem, Kenzi Grey and Bobbi London. All looking in with expressions of encouragement as the loud dance music played.
Suddenly, it stopped.
Striding into view were Dinah and Dana O'Connell, The Sisterhood, looking as intimidating as usual. Dana carried her trademark baseball bat; alternately swinging it by her legs and resting it against the back of her neck whilst Dinah approached Alex but. It looking directly at her.
Dinah: Kenzi Grey! Well, well, well...I knew you were into some shady shit, but...even I'm impressed..and kinda grossed out.
Dinah then fixes her gaze on Alex.
Dinah: How old are you?
Alex: *softly*...twenty-six...
Dinah: WHAT!? With a body like that? I don't think so! I could iron my clothes on that body! Seriously...you're like twelve, or what?
Dinah then slowly walks around Alex and then looks down.
Dinah: Oh, wait! My mistake! This girl filled out, just in...weird places.
Alex: Look, we're kind of in the middle of a shoot, so if you could please-
Dana comes over and rests the baseball bat on Alex's shoulder.
Dana: Sorry pipsqueak. Big girl business.
Alex: I'm older than you.
Dana: Yeah, and a foot shorter.
Dinah: So, moving on from this fun little game of "Tease The Bug-Eyed, Flat-Chested, Fat-Assed Japanese Nerd"...
Dana: And before our game of "Beat Down The Lardy Aussie Slut".
Dana's words particularly sting as she looks over at Bobbi. Her hatred of Australians making Dinah look like the less aggressive of the duo, for once.
Post by Kenzi Grey on Mar 21, 2016 21:47:57 GMT -5
Kenzi started to speak up, but before she could, Bobbi stepped in front of her. Bobbi’s enormous frame completely blocked out any view of the reality television star. Bobbi laced her fingers, flexing them as they elicited a loud and ominous popping sound. “Well now…if it isn’t the bloody infamous and always dangerous…errr…errr…” Bobbi held up her hand, “…one moment love.” Bobbi turned her head slightly, “Who the bloody ‘ell are these two dipshits?”
The small and somewhat muted voice of Kenzi spoke up behind her, “O’Connell’s.”
Bobbi nodded and turned back to the pair, then she paused again. “Sorry…” She turned back and whispered over her shoulder, “Do we like them?”
Bobbi nodded, turning back to the two women and balling up her rather enormous fists. “Okay, the two of you ‘ave business with Ms. Grey…I got no problem with that. But you two fuck holes ‘ave got 5 bloody seconds to get yer’ mitts off me friend Alex.” She turned her glare towards Dana in particular, “But…I kinda ‘ope that you don’t. It’s been a while since I got the chance to beat the sodding fuck all out of a piece of shit sheepshagger!” Bobbi watched as the woman’s grip tightened on the bat, “Better make that first swing count mate…after you take yer shot…I’m gonna shove that thing right up yer snatch and beat the bloody piss outta your dumb-fuck sister with it!”
Dana's glare on Bobbi intensified as Dinah walked away from Alex and over to Bobbi as well.
Dana: I really don't think you want to test me, Dingo. Di, let our friends know our business.
Dinah: We've been standing guard over your mom for a few days now, Grey. Really ever since I got out of prison. Now, we have history with your old lady but we were willing to let that go for some sweet, sweet monay. Time to come collect. So reach into your piggy bank or we'll smash it.
Dana starts to lift her bat, starimg daggers at Bobbi.
Dana: And since I only see one not-so-little piggy...
Bobbi grinned at the pair, more than willing to test her mettle. “Looks like someone is about to get a good swift kick in the strides!”
Before things could turn physical, Raheem stepped in. “WHOA! Hold on! I don’t need no fuckin’ Pinky Blinders bullshit goin’ on ‘round this bitch!” He turned to Kenzi, “Is this shit true? You got evil Lavern and Shirley here watchin’ over the Wicked w\Witch of the West?”
Kenzi’s voice answered from behind the massive girth of Bobbi, “Errr…yeah, but…money’s been kinda tight lately…with me being fired and all.”
Raheem turned back to the pair, shaking his head. “Well…I suppose th’ two of you got more than enough reason to be pissed off.” He rubbed his chin, looking the two up and down, “I’ll front her ends to pay you two for services rendered…but instead of watchin’ over a shriveled old prune…what if I paid you to beat people up…on th’ football field. The don’t know if you know a fuckin’ thing ‘bout football…but it don’t seem like you got much problem wit’ bustin’ heads. No reason you shouldn’t get them pockets laced while you do it.”
Dana suddenly lowers the bat, her nice side instantly reappearing.
Dana: Let me discuss it with my business partner.
Dana smiles, except at Bobbi, for whom she still has a hateful scowl. She then steps away with Dinah for a moment and they discuss matters.
Dana: Right. I don't know American football from this Australian bitch's inbred scuzz-bag parents so...I'll pass. However...
Dinah struts forwards.
Dinah: I'll go for it. Whatever position gets me to kill the most Barbies. Also, I hear you guys got Canadian teams. Unlike my Hobbit twin...
Dana: I'm not a Hobbit!
Dinah: Well, I can't call you a Bushwacker! Grey will get the wrong idea...unles that night in Tahoe was...
Dana: Hey, I saw something in those trousers! Just figured she had a whole pretty boy thing going on...
Dinah: Yeah, well, you've still got a mullett...so...
The two break from their tangent.
Dinah: As long as I get to beat Canadian girly-girls to a bloody corpse, I'm in! BUT...we keep our bodyguarding jobs. Just pay us in beer and weed instead.
Post by Kenzi Grey on Mar 22, 2016 21:40:53 GMT -5
Raheem started to wink back, but then thought the better of it and just gave her a nod. “Cool…I’ll have my peeps draft up th’ contracts so we can get you guys out there bustin’ some skulls…like I know you wanna do.”
He turned to Bobbi and pointed, “You…please play nice! No sticking bats in people’s crotches! That shit is unsanitary!” He turned to Alex, “And you! Keep them mosquito bites covered up!”
He shook his head as he walked out, muttering under his breath. “All these bitches is crazy!”
Lucas Dupree: Sorry guys I have been battling an illness all week, I will be posting a quick fashion of results in a few minutes and the card for the next show afterwards.
Mar 31, 2018 15:59:07 GMT -5
Kayla Winters: No problem man, personal health is way more important than our lives playing fake wrestlers
Mar 31, 2018 17:07:31 GMT -5
bonniemcbody: Hopefully you're winning the battle, Lucas.
Mar 31, 2018 18:23:17 GMT -5
Alicia Lukas: Orange juice and sprite jeremy....
Mar 31, 2018 20:17:53 GMT -5
Alicia Lukas: and some fortnite
Mar 31, 2018 20:17:59 GMT -5
Lucas Dupree: Well, I finished LAW #79 in short form, just to get it done. LAW #80's card is up.
Apr 2, 2018 3:54:37 GMT -5
bonniemcbody: Best of luck, Seleana.
Apr 2, 2018 10:16:32 GMT -5
Elizabeth Blackwell: I regret to infrom y'all that ill most likely miss the LAW deadline. Alot of work over the last few days and going into next week. I appologize to Sam and everyone and promise to be back full strength at the next LAW
Apr 6, 2018 20:50:43 GMT -5
Elizabeth Blackwell: Well it's been fun guys. Look forward to seeing y'all in other places
Apr 15, 2018 19:05:53 GMT -5
Orchid: Sucks to hear, I been in talks with someone about getting a feud going to come with an Orchid return but I guess I was a tad bit late. I hope she sees my last PM so we can still get something going elsewhere.
Apr 15, 2018 19:19:56 GMT -5
Britney: Hoping to find a all Girl fed
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