Post by Miyoko Oshiro on Jul 10, 2014 14:43:23 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Skye Sparks, Katie Callaghan and Markus Reeves sitting around in a room.
Skye Sparks: So you really heard from Fergus?
Markus Reeves: Yeah, he called me last night.
Skye Sparks: Where did he go?
Markus Reeves: I don’t know right now, he didn’t tell me. He is laying low for the time being after the shit that Priscilla Price said last week. He is afraid that she will do something because he turned down that slut's advances towards him.
Skye Sparks: I’m just glad to hear that he is okay.
Katie Callaghan: Sounds like you are starting to fall for him after all.
Skye Sparks: No I’m not, I’m just glad to hear that he isn’t hurt or anything. He is still one of my best friends and he is still my wrestling trainer.
Markus Reeves: No worries Skye and don’t worry he isn’t mad at you anymore. In fact I heard he might actually have a girlfriend again.
Skye Sparks: Good, I’m glad that he found someone. It’s not Priscilla right?
Markus Reeves: Correct, it’s someone that he went to high school with so no worries. I don’t think you know this but Fergus watches A LOT of How I Met Your Mother, so much so that he pretty much lives his life by Barney Stinson’s “Bro Code” and basically for that matter he now lives his life a lot like that character so in turn he could never be with her because she doesn’t sit on the right side of the Crazy/Hot scale
Skye Sparks: What is the Crazy/Hot Scale?
Skye Sparks: Well that explains a lot.
Katie Callaghan: That is true; I knew there was no way he could be with that bitch. He knew after being with this wife that he should no longer stick his dick in crazy.
Skye Sparks: Why did he have to go into hiding after what she said?
Markus Reeves: Well that’s the second part of it. After he turned her down she sent the snake after him and I guess he roughed Fergus up pretty good.
Katie Callaghan: The Snake?
Markus Reeves: Yeah, she has a bodyguard of sorts who is also a divorce lawyer and I guess he broke into Fergus’ apartment and roughed him up a bit, that’s why he is in hiding.
Skye is shown clenching her fist
Katie Callaghan: Are you okay Skye?
Skye Sparks: I’m pretty fucking far from okay, Priscilla crossed the fucking line when she went after Fergus, I may not be with him but I still don’t want to see my friends get hurt like this, he did nothing to her and yet is getting dragged into shit that has nothing to do with him. I’m pissed Katie and I’m going to take it out on Priscilla, Bitch of the desert.
A knock at the door is heard and Skye turns her head and just stares at the door as Markus gets up to open it, Markus opens the door wide to reveal Fergus Callaghan and another woman standing in the door. Skye jumps out of her chair and rushes over and hugs him
Skye Sparks: I’m so glad that you are okay. Is this your new girlfriend?
Fergus Callaghan: Yes it is Skye, everyone I would like you to meet Michelle.
Markus Reeves: It’s nice to meet you.
Katie Callaghan: Fergie has told me so much about you, it’s really nice to finally meet you.
Michelle: It’s nice to meet all of you too; he has told me so many wonderful things about you.
Skye Sparks: I’m so glad that you aren’t with Priscilla.
Fergus Callaghan: No way would I ever be with her, she is way crazier than my ex-wife and it wouldn’t matter how hot Priscilla could be she would always be below the Vicky Mendoza diagonal. Hell, I wouldn’t even fuck that stupid bitch with Snow’s dick.
Katie Callaghan: Damn, isn’t Snow a woman?
Skye Sparks: Allegedly.
The scene fades to black
First off I would like to clear my own name from the slanderous bullshit that Priscilla Price has been spreading about me and my good friend Fergus Callaghan. No matter what you say Priscilla I will always believe the people that I have been around. I know for a fact that nothing has happened between you and Fergus because he has been nothing but honest with me even if it wasn’t the popular thing to say. I couldn’t have been the one to destroy your locker room because up until 2 days ago I was in another freaking country and if you don’t believe me on that you can go ahead and call my family and Kate Middleton who I was vacationing with and they will tell you the same thing.
Now also I didn’t ask Lucas Dupree for this match against you because to be perfectly honest with you up until a couple of days ago I had no idea who the fuck you were and if I were to ask for someone to face you I would have picked a lot better wrestler than myself to embarrass your skank ass. I would have picked someone like Zelda Knite or Hell I would have even picked the Doc who appears to be on a tear now.
This Sunday at the 10th all-star show for LAW I will prove to everyone in attendance and everyone watching at home just how big of a fucking fraud you are and then you and Marty can go back to ruining other people’s lives and leave the people in this fed out of the bullshit scams that you and Marty are trying to pull.
I typically don’t just people for their past Priscilla but when shit that they have done in their past continues into the present and more than likely with you into the future I will call you out, you are nothing but a lying, cum dumpster of a whore who has nothing better to do with her time than fuck random men and cause them to get divorces so your business partner can make money in the sleaziest way possible. You are in fact such a filthy fucking liar I’m really surprised that your promo didn’t air exclusively on Fox News which everyone knows that their programming is nothing but lies.
I don’t get why you would be surprised that someone were to call you a whore, you get married men to cheat on their wives with you which makes you a whore. You are a self-admitted whore, you said it yourself so you shouldn’t really have any issues with me or anyone calling you exactly what you are. Now do me and Fergus and Markus Reeves and Katie Callaghan and keep our names out of your dick sucking, cum guzzling mouth.
Skye Sparks: So you really heard from Fergus?
Markus Reeves: Yeah, he called me last night.
Skye Sparks: Where did he go?
Markus Reeves: I don’t know right now, he didn’t tell me. He is laying low for the time being after the shit that Priscilla Price said last week. He is afraid that she will do something because he turned down that slut's advances towards him.
Skye Sparks: I’m just glad to hear that he is okay.
Katie Callaghan: Sounds like you are starting to fall for him after all.
Skye Sparks: No I’m not, I’m just glad to hear that he isn’t hurt or anything. He is still one of my best friends and he is still my wrestling trainer.
Markus Reeves: No worries Skye and don’t worry he isn’t mad at you anymore. In fact I heard he might actually have a girlfriend again.
Skye Sparks: Good, I’m glad that he found someone. It’s not Priscilla right?
Markus Reeves: Correct, it’s someone that he went to high school with so no worries. I don’t think you know this but Fergus watches A LOT of How I Met Your Mother, so much so that he pretty much lives his life by Barney Stinson’s “Bro Code” and basically for that matter he now lives his life a lot like that character so in turn he could never be with her because she doesn’t sit on the right side of the Crazy/Hot scale
Skye Sparks: What is the Crazy/Hot Scale?
Skye Sparks: Well that explains a lot.
Katie Callaghan: That is true; I knew there was no way he could be with that bitch. He knew after being with this wife that he should no longer stick his dick in crazy.
Skye Sparks: Why did he have to go into hiding after what she said?
Markus Reeves: Well that’s the second part of it. After he turned her down she sent the snake after him and I guess he roughed Fergus up pretty good.
Katie Callaghan: The Snake?
Markus Reeves: Yeah, she has a bodyguard of sorts who is also a divorce lawyer and I guess he broke into Fergus’ apartment and roughed him up a bit, that’s why he is in hiding.
Skye is shown clenching her fist
Katie Callaghan: Are you okay Skye?
Skye Sparks: I’m pretty fucking far from okay, Priscilla crossed the fucking line when she went after Fergus, I may not be with him but I still don’t want to see my friends get hurt like this, he did nothing to her and yet is getting dragged into shit that has nothing to do with him. I’m pissed Katie and I’m going to take it out on Priscilla, Bitch of the desert.
A knock at the door is heard and Skye turns her head and just stares at the door as Markus gets up to open it, Markus opens the door wide to reveal Fergus Callaghan and another woman standing in the door. Skye jumps out of her chair and rushes over and hugs him
Skye Sparks: I’m so glad that you are okay. Is this your new girlfriend?
Fergus Callaghan: Yes it is Skye, everyone I would like you to meet Michelle.
Markus Reeves: It’s nice to meet you.
Katie Callaghan: Fergie has told me so much about you, it’s really nice to finally meet you.
Michelle: It’s nice to meet all of you too; he has told me so many wonderful things about you.
Skye Sparks: I’m so glad that you aren’t with Priscilla.
Fergus Callaghan: No way would I ever be with her, she is way crazier than my ex-wife and it wouldn’t matter how hot Priscilla could be she would always be below the Vicky Mendoza diagonal. Hell, I wouldn’t even fuck that stupid bitch with Snow’s dick.
Katie Callaghan: Damn, isn’t Snow a woman?
Skye Sparks: Allegedly.
The scene fades to black
First off I would like to clear my own name from the slanderous bullshit that Priscilla Price has been spreading about me and my good friend Fergus Callaghan. No matter what you say Priscilla I will always believe the people that I have been around. I know for a fact that nothing has happened between you and Fergus because he has been nothing but honest with me even if it wasn’t the popular thing to say. I couldn’t have been the one to destroy your locker room because up until 2 days ago I was in another freaking country and if you don’t believe me on that you can go ahead and call my family and Kate Middleton who I was vacationing with and they will tell you the same thing.
Now also I didn’t ask Lucas Dupree for this match against you because to be perfectly honest with you up until a couple of days ago I had no idea who the fuck you were and if I were to ask for someone to face you I would have picked a lot better wrestler than myself to embarrass your skank ass. I would have picked someone like Zelda Knite or Hell I would have even picked the Doc who appears to be on a tear now.
This Sunday at the 10th all-star show for LAW I will prove to everyone in attendance and everyone watching at home just how big of a fucking fraud you are and then you and Marty can go back to ruining other people’s lives and leave the people in this fed out of the bullshit scams that you and Marty are trying to pull.
I typically don’t just people for their past Priscilla but when shit that they have done in their past continues into the present and more than likely with you into the future I will call you out, you are nothing but a lying, cum dumpster of a whore who has nothing better to do with her time than fuck random men and cause them to get divorces so your business partner can make money in the sleaziest way possible. You are in fact such a filthy fucking liar I’m really surprised that your promo didn’t air exclusively on Fox News which everyone knows that their programming is nothing but lies.
I don’t get why you would be surprised that someone were to call you a whore, you get married men to cheat on their wives with you which makes you a whore. You are a self-admitted whore, you said it yourself so you shouldn’t really have any issues with me or anyone calling you exactly what you are. Now do me and Fergus and Markus Reeves and Katie Callaghan and keep our names out of your dick sucking, cum guzzling mouth.