Post by Miyoko Oshiro on Feb 22, 2014 21:46:41 GMT -5
The scene opens up on Skye Sparks and her friend Katie Callaghan walking around a high end department store. They are looking at dresses on the rack.
Skye Sparks: Is it too early to buy a new dress for the pay per view press conferences?
Katie Callaghan: It is never too early to buy a dress for an occasion like that and it is also never a bad time to buy clothing at all.
Skye Sparks: And shoes, don't forget shoes. We need lots and lots of shoes because then it keeps the guys guessing on if we are the same chicks, at the same club, wearing the dress two nights in a row.
Katie Callaghan: I don't want to be one of those chicks. I want to be the chick that is never seen in the same dress twice. I mean I'm not going to spend this amount of money and only wear it once but I will make sure that I never wear that particular dress in the same city.
Skye Sparks: You know what really sucks about me moving to America?
Katie Callaghan: What is that?
Skye Sparks: Well it's actually two things. It's still weird to me having to call fizzy drinks, pop or soda. I'm just so used to asking for it by brand name and still getting some of the slang down and not calling money quids and the like. The second thing that really sucks about moving here is that I wasn't able to bring all my clothes and shoes over.
Katie Callaghan: Why not?
Skye Sparks: My dad said something about needing a C-130 or a giant cargo ship to bring all of them over and I guess he wasn't really willing to pony up to do that.
Katie Callaghan: That's really a shame. I guess that's an even better reason to go out and buy some new clothes.
Skye Sparks: Good point. If I were to get one dress what color should it be?
Katie Callaghan: It really doesn't matter in your case. You are so incredibly beautiful and you look great in every color. God you are so lucky, you look absolutely stunning in everything you wear and me, well I only look good in a couple of different colors.
Skye Sparks: No you don't, you look absolutely amazing in everything. Don't beat yourself up like that, if you think negatively you won't succeed and we both know that you are full of potential, we just need to figure out what in.
Katie Callaghan: What about this dress for you?
Skye Sparks: Pink?
Katie Callaghan: Yeah, don't you like pink?
Skye Sparks: No not really, I mean I know that you know how big of a Chelsea fan I am.
Katie Callaghan: Oh I know, I saw you freak out this morning when Terry scored the game winner. It might as well have been the Champion League final.
The scene cuts back to earlier in the day. Skye is shown kneeling on the ground with her hands crossed wearing her Blue and white Chelsea jersey. The announcer on the TV has just stated that the foul that was committed has led to a Chelsea free kick and that Frank Lampard is lining up to take the shot.
Skye Sparks: Come on Super Lamps, bury this bastard in the back of the net and get us the three points!
The camera swings to a concerned looking Katie Callaghan sitting a little bit past where Skye is sitting.
Katie Callaghan: Take it easy Skye, it's only a game.
Skye Sparks: It's not just a game, if we score and win, it won’t matter if Scumchester City or Arshole win because we will still be on top of the table by one point.
Katie Callaghan: And if they don't score and Chelsea draws what happens then?
Skye Sparks: I won't be a happy camper and will probably be in a mood to get piss roaring drunk.
Katie Callaghan: That's never good because that usually ends up with you going home with someone who you will never remember and really don't care about and you also usually end up losing something really expensive.
Skye Sparks: That never happens, now be quite, Frank is shooting.
Skye stares at the TV like her very life depends on it. She sees the ball get kicked and then sees a scramble in the opening of the goal and the ball going into the back of the net. Skye jumps up into the air and lets out a scream that could break glass.
Skye Sparks: We are going to win! Take that Tim Howard you stupid American wanker. Why are you looking at me like that Katie?
Katie Callaghan: Because I'm starting to worry that you might end up throwing the TV out the window and for your knowledge you did spend like five thousand dollars on that TV less than a week ago and I'm sure you don't want to have to explain to your dad why bought two expensive as hell TV's in less than seven days.
Skye Sparks: Can't you just be happy that my team once instead of lecturing me about God knows what.
Katie Callaghan: If you are like this about a game in the middle of the season I'm really going to be terrified to be around you during the World Cup.
Skye Sparks: Oh if you think this is crazy you won’t even believe what you are seeing during that. You will probably call the blokes in white coats up to take me and lock me away in a padded room.
Katie Callaghan: Oh, I'll make sure they are on speed dial.
This scene fades out and back to the two ladies in the store
Katie Callaghan: Now what does you being a Chelsea fan have to do with you not liking Pink?
Skye Sparks: Well, it's because pink is caused by combining white and red together and Manchester United is red thus meaning I hate pink with every fiber of my being.
Katie Callaghan: You are really insane.
Skye Sparks: Now what was the crack about me losing things when I'm out with guys?
Katie Callaghan: About losing expensive shit? Where should I being?
Skye Sparks: I have never lost anything when I have gone home with some random guy.
Katie Callaghan: Come on, we both know that is crap.
Skye Sparks: Name one time that has ever happened to me?
Katie looks up as to be thinking. The scene fades out and fades back into another scene where Skye had just returned home from a night of partying.
Katie Callaghan: Morning sunshine. Out late again?
Skye Sparks: Yeah and my head is freaking killing me. I'm never drinking again.
Katie Callaghan: Yeah, you said that last week and yet here you are again, walking in at seven in the morning, reeking of booze and what appears to be the scent of random desperation. Wait let me guess, this guy told you that he drove a Maserati.
Skye Sparks: How did you know?
Katie Callaghan: Just had a hunch. Where are you shoes at star shine?
Skye looks down at her feet.
Skye Sparks: Shit, I can't believe I left them behind.
Katie Callaghan: In all fairness those shoes were pretty hideous and we both know that making the walk of shame without high heels is a lot easier. Well until you get outside, at least it wasn't raining like last time.
The scene fades out and back to the scene at the store.
Skye Sparks: You promised me that you would never speak of that event again.
Katie Callaghan: I only did it to prove a point. If you are going to go home with random dudes could you at least be a little bit classier with it? Go home with an athlete or something. Don't just go for any swinging dick, really make it count.
Skye Sparks: Can we get off my back about these guys. I don't even know why I'm out and shopping, I really should be getting ready for my match.
Katie Callaghan: Are you that nervous about it?
Skye Sparks: A little bit, this is my first ever match that will be broadcasted on the tele. I don't want to make any mistakes and make myself look bad.
Katie Callaghan: I wouldn't worry about that, just go out and wrestle your match, dictate the offense and keep mixing up your moves. This dumb bitch you are facing will probably spin herself into the ground trying to keep up with you. Just remember she made her wrestling debut when you were 12.
Skye Sparks: Shit, she is that old? She has got to be at least 30 and probably older than the damn hills. What a freaking gummer.
Katie Callaghan: What is a gummer?
Skye Sparks: It's a term me and my brother came up for old people. We don't really say it much anymore since my brother is by our standards at the time approaching the downward slope into gummerdom.
Katie Callaghan: Poor guy. I don't really know if you have much to worry about in this match. This chick hasn't wrestled in like two years and in wrestling years is an eternity and her friend is pretty confident that they will both win and basically make it out that you have no shot just like Chelsea had no shot against Barcelona in the Champions League two seasons ago. Now go out there and do exactly what they did and defy the odds.
Skye Sparks: Bloody Hell that was just the inspiration that I needed. Thank you Katie, you are my best friend and always will be.
Katie Callaghan: Now I saw your wrestling gear and you can't go out and wrestle in it, not when you are going to be on TV. I know a guy in downtown who will get you some new temporary gear to wrestle in this week and will create you some new gear. I'm guessing you will want it football themed?
Skye Sparks: You know me too well. New gear and the chance to go out and do what I do best and that is beat the shite out of some grandma with fake tits.
Katie Callaghan: That's the spirit, now go out there and take this match the horns and get the win.
The scene fades out as Katie and Skye walk off together.
Skye Sparks: Is it too early to buy a new dress for the pay per view press conferences?
Katie Callaghan: It is never too early to buy a dress for an occasion like that and it is also never a bad time to buy clothing at all.
Skye Sparks: And shoes, don't forget shoes. We need lots and lots of shoes because then it keeps the guys guessing on if we are the same chicks, at the same club, wearing the dress two nights in a row.
Katie Callaghan: I don't want to be one of those chicks. I want to be the chick that is never seen in the same dress twice. I mean I'm not going to spend this amount of money and only wear it once but I will make sure that I never wear that particular dress in the same city.
Skye Sparks: You know what really sucks about me moving to America?
Katie Callaghan: What is that?
Skye Sparks: Well it's actually two things. It's still weird to me having to call fizzy drinks, pop or soda. I'm just so used to asking for it by brand name and still getting some of the slang down and not calling money quids and the like. The second thing that really sucks about moving here is that I wasn't able to bring all my clothes and shoes over.
Katie Callaghan: Why not?
Skye Sparks: My dad said something about needing a C-130 or a giant cargo ship to bring all of them over and I guess he wasn't really willing to pony up to do that.
Katie Callaghan: That's really a shame. I guess that's an even better reason to go out and buy some new clothes.
Skye Sparks: Good point. If I were to get one dress what color should it be?
Katie Callaghan: It really doesn't matter in your case. You are so incredibly beautiful and you look great in every color. God you are so lucky, you look absolutely stunning in everything you wear and me, well I only look good in a couple of different colors.
Skye Sparks: No you don't, you look absolutely amazing in everything. Don't beat yourself up like that, if you think negatively you won't succeed and we both know that you are full of potential, we just need to figure out what in.
Katie Callaghan: What about this dress for you?
Skye Sparks: Pink?
Katie Callaghan: Yeah, don't you like pink?
Skye Sparks: No not really, I mean I know that you know how big of a Chelsea fan I am.
Katie Callaghan: Oh I know, I saw you freak out this morning when Terry scored the game winner. It might as well have been the Champion League final.
The scene cuts back to earlier in the day. Skye is shown kneeling on the ground with her hands crossed wearing her Blue and white Chelsea jersey. The announcer on the TV has just stated that the foul that was committed has led to a Chelsea free kick and that Frank Lampard is lining up to take the shot.
Skye Sparks: Come on Super Lamps, bury this bastard in the back of the net and get us the three points!
The camera swings to a concerned looking Katie Callaghan sitting a little bit past where Skye is sitting.
Katie Callaghan: Take it easy Skye, it's only a game.
Skye Sparks: It's not just a game, if we score and win, it won’t matter if Scumchester City or Arshole win because we will still be on top of the table by one point.
Katie Callaghan: And if they don't score and Chelsea draws what happens then?
Skye Sparks: I won't be a happy camper and will probably be in a mood to get piss roaring drunk.
Katie Callaghan: That's never good because that usually ends up with you going home with someone who you will never remember and really don't care about and you also usually end up losing something really expensive.
Skye Sparks: That never happens, now be quite, Frank is shooting.
Skye stares at the TV like her very life depends on it. She sees the ball get kicked and then sees a scramble in the opening of the goal and the ball going into the back of the net. Skye jumps up into the air and lets out a scream that could break glass.
Skye Sparks: We are going to win! Take that Tim Howard you stupid American wanker. Why are you looking at me like that Katie?
Katie Callaghan: Because I'm starting to worry that you might end up throwing the TV out the window and for your knowledge you did spend like five thousand dollars on that TV less than a week ago and I'm sure you don't want to have to explain to your dad why bought two expensive as hell TV's in less than seven days.
Skye Sparks: Can't you just be happy that my team once instead of lecturing me about God knows what.
Katie Callaghan: If you are like this about a game in the middle of the season I'm really going to be terrified to be around you during the World Cup.
Skye Sparks: Oh if you think this is crazy you won’t even believe what you are seeing during that. You will probably call the blokes in white coats up to take me and lock me away in a padded room.
Katie Callaghan: Oh, I'll make sure they are on speed dial.
This scene fades out and back to the two ladies in the store
Katie Callaghan: Now what does you being a Chelsea fan have to do with you not liking Pink?
Skye Sparks: Well, it's because pink is caused by combining white and red together and Manchester United is red thus meaning I hate pink with every fiber of my being.
Katie Callaghan: You are really insane.
Skye Sparks: Now what was the crack about me losing things when I'm out with guys?
Katie Callaghan: About losing expensive shit? Where should I being?
Skye Sparks: I have never lost anything when I have gone home with some random guy.
Katie Callaghan: Come on, we both know that is crap.
Skye Sparks: Name one time that has ever happened to me?
Katie looks up as to be thinking. The scene fades out and fades back into another scene where Skye had just returned home from a night of partying.
Katie Callaghan: Morning sunshine. Out late again?
Skye Sparks: Yeah and my head is freaking killing me. I'm never drinking again.
Katie Callaghan: Yeah, you said that last week and yet here you are again, walking in at seven in the morning, reeking of booze and what appears to be the scent of random desperation. Wait let me guess, this guy told you that he drove a Maserati.
Skye Sparks: How did you know?
Katie Callaghan: Just had a hunch. Where are you shoes at star shine?
Skye looks down at her feet.
Skye Sparks: Shit, I can't believe I left them behind.
Katie Callaghan: In all fairness those shoes were pretty hideous and we both know that making the walk of shame without high heels is a lot easier. Well until you get outside, at least it wasn't raining like last time.
The scene fades out and back to the scene at the store.
Skye Sparks: You promised me that you would never speak of that event again.
Katie Callaghan: I only did it to prove a point. If you are going to go home with random dudes could you at least be a little bit classier with it? Go home with an athlete or something. Don't just go for any swinging dick, really make it count.
Skye Sparks: Can we get off my back about these guys. I don't even know why I'm out and shopping, I really should be getting ready for my match.
Katie Callaghan: Are you that nervous about it?
Skye Sparks: A little bit, this is my first ever match that will be broadcasted on the tele. I don't want to make any mistakes and make myself look bad.
Katie Callaghan: I wouldn't worry about that, just go out and wrestle your match, dictate the offense and keep mixing up your moves. This dumb bitch you are facing will probably spin herself into the ground trying to keep up with you. Just remember she made her wrestling debut when you were 12.
Skye Sparks: Shit, she is that old? She has got to be at least 30 and probably older than the damn hills. What a freaking gummer.
Katie Callaghan: What is a gummer?
Skye Sparks: It's a term me and my brother came up for old people. We don't really say it much anymore since my brother is by our standards at the time approaching the downward slope into gummerdom.
Katie Callaghan: Poor guy. I don't really know if you have much to worry about in this match. This chick hasn't wrestled in like two years and in wrestling years is an eternity and her friend is pretty confident that they will both win and basically make it out that you have no shot just like Chelsea had no shot against Barcelona in the Champions League two seasons ago. Now go out there and do exactly what they did and defy the odds.
Skye Sparks: Bloody Hell that was just the inspiration that I needed. Thank you Katie, you are my best friend and always will be.
Katie Callaghan: Now I saw your wrestling gear and you can't go out and wrestle in it, not when you are going to be on TV. I know a guy in downtown who will get you some new temporary gear to wrestle in this week and will create you some new gear. I'm guessing you will want it football themed?
Skye Sparks: You know me too well. New gear and the chance to go out and do what I do best and that is beat the shite out of some grandma with fake tits.
Katie Callaghan: That's the spirit, now go out there and take this match the horns and get the win.
The scene fades out as Katie and Skye walk off together.