Post by Miyoko Oshiro on Mar 8, 2014 15:36:42 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Skye Sparks and Katie Callaghan sitting in a high end restaurant with a bottle of champagne sitting on ice next to the table, both women are wearing enough gold to cause another gold rush.
Katie Callaghan: Are you still upset about losing two weeks ago?
Skye Sparks: Nah, I'm completely over it. It's just one loss and I mean it did knock me out of World Championship contention for the moment but the way I look at it I finished third in the UEFA Champions’ League group stages. Sure I'm out of the running for major championship success but I do become the most feared person in the second tier and still have a good chance of winning a championship anyway.
Katie Callaghan: So this is your Europa League?
Skye Sparks: Exactly, and since I was competitive in that tournament I should be able to walk through and annihilate everyone and win the Marquee Championship and that would still make me the second or third best chick in the entire company.
Katie Callaghan: That's true Skye but don't you want to be the best?
Skye Sparks: Of course I want to be the best, who wouldn't want to be the best? Right now I'm using this opportunity as a stepping stone. I needed to get knocked down so that I could get over myself. Now I'm refocused and ready to show the world just what I'm capable of.
Katie Callaghan: I'm starting to get tingles. This is going to be huge.
Skye's phone starts to buzz and both women just stare at it until the screen blacks out and stops buzzing
Katie Callaghan: Why didn't you answer that?
Skye Sparks: Because it's just some guy that I went out with last week and the guy keeps calling and texting me and it's really starting to piss me off.
Katie Callaghan: Tell him you aren't interested in him.
Skye Sparks: I told him that after the date. I told him flat out that he wouldn't be getting a second from me and ever since then he has just kept calling and texting me. I guess I'm going to have to change my phone number now.
Katie Callaghan: Maybe you should quit giving it out to everyone who asks for it?
Skye Sparks: The guy needed to know where to pick me up.
Katie Callaghan: Wait, you actually went out on a date? Like to dinner and shit?
Skye Sparks: Yes.
Katie Callaghan: Wow, I'm really proud of you for taking my advice two weeks ago.
Skye Sparks: Yeah but look what it has gotten me, it's gotten me a crazy stalker who will probably end up wearing my skin as a sport coat.
Katie Callaghan: Wow that was really....descriptive. So he knows where you live too?
Sky Sparks: Oh hell no. I called him sure but I had him pick me up on the complete opposite side of town. Maybe I should hire a bodyguard or two I mean I am starting to become quite popular and I do have quite a bit of money. Do you know anyone who would be willing to work security for me?
Katie Callaghan: I have a couple in mind but they are really pretty crude and rude but they would be able to get the job done and they are pretty intimidating figures, well one of them is intimidating, the other is just a clown but that is scary in its own right.
Skye Sparks: Okay, who are they and how can I reach them?
Katie Callaghan: Actually on second thought never mind. You won’t want these guys; you see they are new to the business. I know some others on the north side of town who will do a better job and they are cheaper.
Skye Sparks: No love that's not how it's going to work. You have already talked up the first guys. Who are they and where can I find them?
Katie Callaghan: I'll take you to meet them but remember they aren't the only ones in town.
Skye Sparks: I know waiter check please.
The scene fades out and fades back in with Skye and Katie sitting in chairs in front of a desk. Two men walk in and one of them sits behind the desk and another shorter one stands beside him.
Tall Man: Who's she Katie?
Katie Callaghan: Before I tell you who she is, I would like to introduce you to these two men Skye. The one sitting in the chair is former professional wrestler Markus Reeves and the twat standing next to him is my brother Fergus Callaghan.
Fergus bows
Fergus Callaghan: Thanks for the introduction sis. What can we do for you Skye?
Markus Reeves: Shut up Fergus and sit your ass down. I'm the one who conducts this business. What can I help you with Skye?
Skye Sparks: Well I went on a date with a guy last week and I told him I didn't want to go on another and the guy hasn't left me a lone since. He keeps calling me and texting me and I'm afraid that he will find out where I live and wear my skin as a suit.
Markus Reeves: Well that is quite morbid, what do you want us to do?
Skye Sparks: I just want to hire permanent security, you see I'm a professional wrestler and I'm afraid that as I get more popular that people will start trying to hurt me or be super creepy stalker types.
Markus Reeves: Okay, we can do that. Both of us will come on the road with you. What is the name of the guy who is being a stage five clinger to you?
Skye Sparks: I don't want to say. Can I write it down instead?
Markus Reeves: Sure, that will work
Skye takes out a piece of paper and a pen and writes something on it. She puts the paper on the desk and slides it to Markus who picks it up and reads it.
Markus Reeves: Seriously?
Skye Sparks: What?
Markus Reeves: It's this guy again?
Skye Sparks: Have you dealt with him before?
Markus Reeves: We have had people come in and complain about him. Guess we should deal with him now.
Katie Callaghan: What are you going to do to him?
Markus and Fergus look at Katie with a look of "What the fuck do you think we are going to do to him" on their faces
Markus Reeves: You got this one Fergus?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, I got it.
Fergus walks over to a coat rack and grabs a black leather jacket and leaves the room.
Skye Sparks: How much do I owe you for your services?
Markus Reeves: Well services as quality as ours usually command a high price but since you are friends with Katie we'll do it for 10 thousand a week. Do we have a deal?
Skye Sparks: Yes, that will be fine. When would you like to be paid?
Markus Reeves: After shows works for us.
Skye Sparks: I'll make sure you guys get your money on Sundays.
Skye and Katie get up and leave as the scene fades to black
It really doesn't bother me anymore that I'm no longer in the tournament to win the World Championship. Honestly I didn't even think that I really had a great chance to win the whole thing especially since I'm still so young but honestly I did feel that I would have done better. Now I'm in a battle royal that if I win will get me into a fatal four way for a chance at the Marquee Championship and this time I'm not going to let anything stand in my way to win it.
Yes it may not be the championship that I was hoping to win but when you are a football fan like I am you are happy and grateful anytime you win a piece of silverware. It doesn't matter if it's the Premier League title, the FA Cup, the Champions League, the Europa League, the Community shield or Hell even the Capital One Cup. Any championship is a good one to win.
Last year Chelsea didn't win the FA Cup or the CO Cup or any of the major trophies but they fell out of the Champions league but still finished 3rd in their group and was then put into the Europa league and all Chelsea did after that was go on and stomp the life out of every team that got in their way and ended up winning the Europa league championship to the delight of the Chelsea faithful around the world.
This year I look to do the same thing. I want to go out and show my fans that I will do whatever it takes to win this championship and make my fans proud to be a fan of me. I want to win the Marquee championship and show people that one loss isn't going to get me down. After that the Sky's the limit and one day I will be world champion and there isn't a damn thing that anyone can do about it.
Now to this point only one of my opponents as decided to actually speak about the match and all I have to say about that is "Bold move Cotton, let’s see how it plays. The one who has spoken is Violet who claims to be one just one letter short of violent. Good for you sweetheart, I hope that works well for you because as you see you are in the same place as me right now. Your craziness wasn't good enough to get you the win two weeks ago and it's not going to be good enough to help you beat me this week. I'm not really worried about the rest of the gutter sluts who are in this match because they seem to be cookie cutter whores with no redeeming qualities. I basically see this match as Skye Sparks vs. the crazy chick that isn't all that crazy and 7 other chicks who might as well be the same person.
Now what I mean by you not being all that crazy Violet is because you really aren't that crazy. If you were that crazy you would be out on the street wearing a sign saying the end is nigh or you would be locked up in a padded room thinking you were Dame Helen Mirren or you would be writing love letters to Charles Manson making wild accusations about how you and him were madly in love and were going to get married and even though you have never met him personally you were still somehow carrying his baby.
This might be a cute act that you put on that might be able to trick idiots but I see right thru it. If you were truly crazy you would get into the ring, eat four dollar’s worth of quarters and piss yourself in the middle of the ring. That would be crazy and I know for a fact that you aren't capable of that kind of crazy. Maybe I will knock some sense into during this match and maybe the trauma of losing to me will make you snap out of it and make you realize just how fucking daft you were thinking you were crazy.
For the other seven of you who I couldn't give two shits less about, I just got a few words for you. Those words are "go fuck off you bloody wankers" and bow down to the Queen.
Katie Callaghan: Are you still upset about losing two weeks ago?
Skye Sparks: Nah, I'm completely over it. It's just one loss and I mean it did knock me out of World Championship contention for the moment but the way I look at it I finished third in the UEFA Champions’ League group stages. Sure I'm out of the running for major championship success but I do become the most feared person in the second tier and still have a good chance of winning a championship anyway.
Katie Callaghan: So this is your Europa League?
Skye Sparks: Exactly, and since I was competitive in that tournament I should be able to walk through and annihilate everyone and win the Marquee Championship and that would still make me the second or third best chick in the entire company.
Katie Callaghan: That's true Skye but don't you want to be the best?
Skye Sparks: Of course I want to be the best, who wouldn't want to be the best? Right now I'm using this opportunity as a stepping stone. I needed to get knocked down so that I could get over myself. Now I'm refocused and ready to show the world just what I'm capable of.
Katie Callaghan: I'm starting to get tingles. This is going to be huge.
Skye's phone starts to buzz and both women just stare at it until the screen blacks out and stops buzzing
Katie Callaghan: Why didn't you answer that?
Skye Sparks: Because it's just some guy that I went out with last week and the guy keeps calling and texting me and it's really starting to piss me off.
Katie Callaghan: Tell him you aren't interested in him.
Skye Sparks: I told him that after the date. I told him flat out that he wouldn't be getting a second from me and ever since then he has just kept calling and texting me. I guess I'm going to have to change my phone number now.
Katie Callaghan: Maybe you should quit giving it out to everyone who asks for it?
Skye Sparks: The guy needed to know where to pick me up.
Katie Callaghan: Wait, you actually went out on a date? Like to dinner and shit?
Skye Sparks: Yes.
Katie Callaghan: Wow, I'm really proud of you for taking my advice two weeks ago.
Skye Sparks: Yeah but look what it has gotten me, it's gotten me a crazy stalker who will probably end up wearing my skin as a sport coat.
Katie Callaghan: Wow that was really....descriptive. So he knows where you live too?
Sky Sparks: Oh hell no. I called him sure but I had him pick me up on the complete opposite side of town. Maybe I should hire a bodyguard or two I mean I am starting to become quite popular and I do have quite a bit of money. Do you know anyone who would be willing to work security for me?
Katie Callaghan: I have a couple in mind but they are really pretty crude and rude but they would be able to get the job done and they are pretty intimidating figures, well one of them is intimidating, the other is just a clown but that is scary in its own right.
Skye Sparks: Okay, who are they and how can I reach them?
Katie Callaghan: Actually on second thought never mind. You won’t want these guys; you see they are new to the business. I know some others on the north side of town who will do a better job and they are cheaper.
Skye Sparks: No love that's not how it's going to work. You have already talked up the first guys. Who are they and where can I find them?
Katie Callaghan: I'll take you to meet them but remember they aren't the only ones in town.
Skye Sparks: I know waiter check please.
The scene fades out and fades back in with Skye and Katie sitting in chairs in front of a desk. Two men walk in and one of them sits behind the desk and another shorter one stands beside him.
Tall Man: Who's she Katie?
Katie Callaghan: Before I tell you who she is, I would like to introduce you to these two men Skye. The one sitting in the chair is former professional wrestler Markus Reeves and the twat standing next to him is my brother Fergus Callaghan.
Fergus bows
Fergus Callaghan: Thanks for the introduction sis. What can we do for you Skye?
Markus Reeves: Shut up Fergus and sit your ass down. I'm the one who conducts this business. What can I help you with Skye?
Skye Sparks: Well I went on a date with a guy last week and I told him I didn't want to go on another and the guy hasn't left me a lone since. He keeps calling me and texting me and I'm afraid that he will find out where I live and wear my skin as a suit.
Markus Reeves: Well that is quite morbid, what do you want us to do?
Skye Sparks: I just want to hire permanent security, you see I'm a professional wrestler and I'm afraid that as I get more popular that people will start trying to hurt me or be super creepy stalker types.
Markus Reeves: Okay, we can do that. Both of us will come on the road with you. What is the name of the guy who is being a stage five clinger to you?
Skye Sparks: I don't want to say. Can I write it down instead?
Markus Reeves: Sure, that will work
Skye takes out a piece of paper and a pen and writes something on it. She puts the paper on the desk and slides it to Markus who picks it up and reads it.
Markus Reeves: Seriously?
Skye Sparks: What?
Markus Reeves: It's this guy again?
Skye Sparks: Have you dealt with him before?
Markus Reeves: We have had people come in and complain about him. Guess we should deal with him now.
Katie Callaghan: What are you going to do to him?
Markus and Fergus look at Katie with a look of "What the fuck do you think we are going to do to him" on their faces
Markus Reeves: You got this one Fergus?
Fergus Callaghan: Yeah, I got it.
Fergus walks over to a coat rack and grabs a black leather jacket and leaves the room.
Skye Sparks: How much do I owe you for your services?
Markus Reeves: Well services as quality as ours usually command a high price but since you are friends with Katie we'll do it for 10 thousand a week. Do we have a deal?
Skye Sparks: Yes, that will be fine. When would you like to be paid?
Markus Reeves: After shows works for us.
Skye Sparks: I'll make sure you guys get your money on Sundays.
Skye and Katie get up and leave as the scene fades to black
It really doesn't bother me anymore that I'm no longer in the tournament to win the World Championship. Honestly I didn't even think that I really had a great chance to win the whole thing especially since I'm still so young but honestly I did feel that I would have done better. Now I'm in a battle royal that if I win will get me into a fatal four way for a chance at the Marquee Championship and this time I'm not going to let anything stand in my way to win it.
Yes it may not be the championship that I was hoping to win but when you are a football fan like I am you are happy and grateful anytime you win a piece of silverware. It doesn't matter if it's the Premier League title, the FA Cup, the Champions League, the Europa League, the Community shield or Hell even the Capital One Cup. Any championship is a good one to win.
Last year Chelsea didn't win the FA Cup or the CO Cup or any of the major trophies but they fell out of the Champions league but still finished 3rd in their group and was then put into the Europa league and all Chelsea did after that was go on and stomp the life out of every team that got in their way and ended up winning the Europa league championship to the delight of the Chelsea faithful around the world.
This year I look to do the same thing. I want to go out and show my fans that I will do whatever it takes to win this championship and make my fans proud to be a fan of me. I want to win the Marquee championship and show people that one loss isn't going to get me down. After that the Sky's the limit and one day I will be world champion and there isn't a damn thing that anyone can do about it.
Now to this point only one of my opponents as decided to actually speak about the match and all I have to say about that is "Bold move Cotton, let’s see how it plays. The one who has spoken is Violet who claims to be one just one letter short of violent. Good for you sweetheart, I hope that works well for you because as you see you are in the same place as me right now. Your craziness wasn't good enough to get you the win two weeks ago and it's not going to be good enough to help you beat me this week. I'm not really worried about the rest of the gutter sluts who are in this match because they seem to be cookie cutter whores with no redeeming qualities. I basically see this match as Skye Sparks vs. the crazy chick that isn't all that crazy and 7 other chicks who might as well be the same person.
Now what I mean by you not being all that crazy Violet is because you really aren't that crazy. If you were that crazy you would be out on the street wearing a sign saying the end is nigh or you would be locked up in a padded room thinking you were Dame Helen Mirren or you would be writing love letters to Charles Manson making wild accusations about how you and him were madly in love and were going to get married and even though you have never met him personally you were still somehow carrying his baby.
This might be a cute act that you put on that might be able to trick idiots but I see right thru it. If you were truly crazy you would get into the ring, eat four dollar’s worth of quarters and piss yourself in the middle of the ring. That would be crazy and I know for a fact that you aren't capable of that kind of crazy. Maybe I will knock some sense into during this match and maybe the trauma of losing to me will make you snap out of it and make you realize just how fucking daft you were thinking you were crazy.
For the other seven of you who I couldn't give two shits less about, I just got a few words for you. Those words are "go fuck off you bloody wankers" and bow down to the Queen.