Post by Kayla Richards on Nov 21, 2015 9:13:14 GMT -5
"So, she really didn't turn up..." I narrowed my eyes as Ana stood in my doorway alone. Ana looked around and shrugged. "Believe me spending "alone time" with you isn't my first choice." I acoffed and rolled my eyes as I heard Renee talking to Emma in the next room. I picked up my gym bag shutting the door behind me. I walked out to Ana's car opening the passenger side. "I don't know if I'm comfortable being in the car with you...."
Ana shot me an angered look, if it could kill I'd be laying on the pavement of my home with blood coming out of my ears and possibly eyeballs. "What is that supposed to mean?" I smirk and fold my arm's with an arrogance I know gets under her skin. "Well, if you drive like you wrestle I'll be worried about dying."
Ana steps back from the car, the drivers side door shutting as her eyes narrow. "Drive the way I wrestle? Well I have wrecked you on more than one occasion so...."
I burst out with laughter shutting the passenger door. "You really need to calm down...weak link..." Ana let out a growl as she threw her hands up in the air. "You are by far the most arrogant insufferable smart ass I have ever met in my entire life." I roll my eyes and sigh deeply. "Did you forget who you're married to?" Ana looks uncomfortable, her eyes seem to dart sideways and for a second I feel bad thinking I may have crossed a line....until
She bursts out laughing....
A hearty belly laugh full of actual enjoyment and humour. I raise an eyebrow and step back swallowing hard as Ana almost keels over. "Yeah Alex is a..." "A manny?' Again Ana laughs and gives me a nod. "Alright.....you really do annoy me...." I throw my hand up in a dismissive way. "So does Crystal..."
"Alot more than you know...."
We both chuckle and smile at one another. "We're burning training time..." I nod back at Ana and pull open the passenger door. "Yeah...you need it...wea-" "Shut up...."
"What...the hell...was that?"
Amber folds her arms over her chest, double clicking the webpage closed on her iPad.
"I just. That Christine, thing. I don't even want to call it a "promo" cause that didn't promote anything except the substandard mental health care in this country."
(mocking voice) "The dead will rise but untill then the demons on earth will devour your souls and I have listened to way to much cradle of filth and slayer"
Amber rolls her eyes in the back of her head and makes groaning zombie noises.
"Seriously, can I join one company where there isn't a satanist occult wannabe?....is that too much to ask?. I have seen this before time and time again. You need to put up some fake little act to make yourself seem alot more interesting than you really are. I don't have that problem. See when I open my mouth and you hear my lovely british accent...which by the way makes me sound alot smarter than you....it's just me talking..."
"Amber. Fucking. Richards."
"I don't misrepresent myself by verbally jerking off about the undead and all that other cliched overused bullshit that was popular in the late 90's. But I could actually forgive the over indulgent tripe if you said anything remotely intelligent. But again, cliche's...CLICHE'S EVERYWHERE!...."
Amber slowly seems to stare off into space, presumably to envision herself and Ana dressed as Woody and Buzz from Toy story.....yes...that meme.....think about that....
"The best ones, are the whole "you are nobody" bullshit. I know that it's in style to simply ignore people's accomplishments in other companies, unless you're the a-listers from that bullshit company full of hacks and losers...."
"But Ana and I have actually been world champions in other companies, we've main evented pay per views against one another and we came to LAW to team together to see how two women like us could fair in one of "the best all female companies in the world"..."
"And what have we done?..."
"Well first I dragged a far inferior partner to a win, then with Ana defeated the A-listers...easily...to get a shot at you clowns and I have to say....I'm about as disappointed as a fat kid with a carrot stick...."
"I wanted competition, I wanted reality, I wanted to be pushed to my limits like when I fought AGAINST Ana....but instead, as I sit here still in shock at the horrible, shitty ass bullcrap LAW allowed to pass as a "promo", I can feel my heart break. Cause you won't be that competition....."
"Oh here she is...." Ana rolls her eyes as Crystal strolls into the gym at 10 30. A latte in each hand. She walks up and smiles at us both. "Good work out ladies?" She holds out the coffee for Ana who nods and takes it, I reach forward and snatch the second coffee downing it before Crystal can object. Ana laughs and Crystal looks hurt that Ana wouldn't back her up.
"Hey you wanted us to bond...."
Crystal shakes her head and sighs as I hand her the empty travel mug. "Thanks for that Cri Cri...I needed that.." "Cri Cri?" "Just go with it." I smile and pat her on the head. "I like my coffee like I like my tag partners...." Crystal's jaw drops. "You racist!"
I laugh and shake my head. "No silly girl...strong and sweet...." I wink at Ana who rolls her eyes and laughs. Crystal grumbles something under her breath and Ana puts an arm around her. "Oh Crystal don't worry, you're still my best friend...." Crystal smiles and nods. "Really?" Ana nods and gives her a hug.
"Until Amber and I win the tag titles...."
Crystals arms drop to the sides and I can't help but laugh. "So what..it's pick on Crystal now?"
Ana smiles and steps forward "Well see, it's either Amber and I snipe at each other..or..." I interrupt "We pick on you like this is 8th grade science class and you're wearing last years top...." Crystal looks up at Ana who simply nods. She sighs deeply and shakes her head. "So, if you two get along...I get tortured?...."
"Pretty much..."
"Yeah..."
Crystal stares blankly for a moment. "I take it back. Hate each other, snipe each other, be childish and bitchy....do it!..Ana you can't stand Ambers arrogance and Amber you can't stand Ana's bitchyness...." I narrow my eyes. "Did you just call me arrogant?....." I look at Ana who scowls. "And she just called me a bitch...."
Crystal sighs deeply and shakes her head muttering under her breath again... "FML..."
"Oh Serai. Poor misguided Serai. While Christine is the more, outfront insane you seem to be holding the majority of yours inside."
"Deep inside a terrible dark place where people care about who the hell your mother or Aunt are or were."
"But let's just be real here for a moment you idiotic quasi intellectual wannabe. I don't THINK I am god's gift to wrestling, I know I am. See the losers in this world are those who talk and think big but don't have the confidence to back it up. People like yourself. Or even people who hide in their little fantasy worlds like your partner...."
Amber slowly grins.
"I have that confidence or arrogance. Depending on who you ask. But as for fear?. Or rather being a face of fear?...like that isn't another cliche....No, I don't want that. I want to be respected and the problem you two have is that you are confusing the two. You're trying to get people to fear you thinking it leads to respect..."
"But you made two mistakes, first one is thinking that way to begin with and second...well...you're about as scary as a basket full of puppies licking strawberry ice cream off a unicorn...."
"But neither of you seem to know the name of the game here. See the way it works it, two people fight their way up to face you then you talk about the match to hype it up so all of us make a living doing this..."
"As opposed to what you two bubble brains do which is make yourselves look completely inept and make those title belts that Ana and I are about to take from you look like trash due to the two currently holding them. Now you two may have been able to be champions before Ana and I got here but now...well now you'll have to settle for being second best...."