"The Rundown" Episode 1 (NoG2)

[Princess Alizé Platinum]

“I’m good on that. I ain’t modest or anything but there are too many tired as hoes doing that thing. We’d be just bitin’ off of everyone else. What we need to do to get some buzz is like a Girls Gone Wild type shit or something. Put all these chicks to shame.”

As Alizé picked up her own can of pop the next match of Gabby Comacho and Crystal Hilton started up on the screen. “Speaking of chicks shaking there asses for money.”

As the match started Alizé kept an eye on Gabby during the match. “Man if it wasn’t for the fact she a Miss Goodie 2 Shoes I’d hit up Gabby. Somethin’ about that Latin booty. Got myself a good workout to her DVD in more ways than one.” Alizé continued to watch Comacho. “Just one night to turn her out is all I need. She’s be singing the praises of DOA after I’m done. Course wouldn’t mind some time with you ‘mentor’ Hilton either. I’ll be the meat in that Cuban samich.”

Before Kenzi could say anything smart Alizé cut her off. “And I know they ain’t Cuban, I’m just sayin.”

[Kenzi Grey]

Kenzi laughed, “Hey! I didn’t even know the difference!” She hunched her shoulders, “But I guess I better watch my mouth since Gabby was getting all uppity on Twitter with me last week! She called me a racist because I told her that I didn’t want to get rundown by her lowrider or stabbed!” She shook her head, “I mean…she does drive a lowrider…right?! But the knife carrying thing…well…my Mom told me about that, soooooo…”

As the two watched the match, they were on the edge of their seat…especially when Kenzi got involved, costing Gabby the match. Kenzi stared at Alizé with a cat-bird grin. “I can’t believe Gabby got mad at me for that…I mean…it wasn’t like she was gonna win anyway! Seems like excuses and jealousy to me. She’s just mad because she is old as hell and is getting pock-marks in her booty!”

Kenzi snorted, “I mean…I know you wanna hit it and all, but I’m just saying…chick might do well to use those DVDs of hers to work out instead riding around getting take out!”

[Princess Alizé Platinum]

“Yeah old girl is getting a lil chunky. I mean I’d still hit it but seems ever since her star got tarnished from all the losin’ she doin’ she ain’t about shit anymore. She needs to put out some more work out DVD’s and get the GI Jane ass back in shape.”

Al looked at Kenzi and smirked. “Course I think you sell old girl short. She had Hilton dead to rights. You savin’ her ass is what lost it for Comacho. Only reason Hilton latched on to you in the first place is cause she knows you got rub and she wants to grab up your scraps.” Al laughed to herself.  "I mean really her and that fat ass Silver actually thought they were A-Listers?  Or maybe they just came up wit htat name cause that be the cloest they would actually be to bein' some."

[Kenzi Grey]

Kenzi stifled a laugh, not wanting to be bitchy where her new business manager was concerned. “I aint got nothing to say about that Al…the bottom line is that Camacho had it back in the day…but that day is past. She needs to move on before she gets rolled on!”

The two girls got on their feet and cheered as the match between Bliss and Violet took place. The girls were on their feet for every flow and ebb of the match. Kenzi and Alizé were into the match from bell to bell where Bliss finally gave up and Violet picked up the win. Kenzi leaned over and high fived Alizé. “That dumb ass bitch got just what she had coming to her! Bliss should have known better that to get in our way…knowing she was going to get that ass beat! She was a terrible General Manager and now she can be terrible standing on the street corner sucking off dudes for five dollars a pop!”

[Princess Alizé Platinum]

"I wouldn't give her tired ass a quarter to get my knob polished if I wasa dude.  She best be prepared to ask 'Do you want fries with that'."

Al laughed.  "Vi tore that ass up though.  No one mess wit the boss Band now they know why.  Goes to show, you run your mouth to much and to often you gonna get got.  That's what happened to Bliss and will happen to anyone else tryin' to cross or step to us."

[Kenzi Grey]

Kenzi nodded as she agreed with Alizé’s assessment. The next match was one that they both felt they should have been in as the Frienemies challenged the Twisted Roses. Kenzi seemed upset as she watched the match begin. “EVERYONE KNOWS THAT WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIGHTHING FOR THOSE TITLES! WE SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN THAT MATCH!”

Kenzi sat back in her seat, stuffing her mouth with popcorn, even as she continued to curse. “We need to be right back in there Al…them bitches need to know that their asses are just holding them fucking belts for us to come and beat them for it!”

[Princess Alizé Platinum]

Al nodded her head in agreement with Kenzi as they watched the tag title match. "I hear you.  If it wasn't for the fact we were tryin' to full everyone, we would have won.  Next time we step in the ring wit 'em though, they gonna realize we was just playin' in round 1."

Al sat back in her seat for a second, thinking.  "Although they did say some on point shit though.  Next time gonna make 'em eat thier words though.  Sooner they realize they just place holder champs for us, the better everythign will be.  In fact I say we call 'em out on the show comin' up and tell them to just had it over to save 'em an ass whoopin'.  Not like we got anythign else to do."

[Kenzi Grey]

“True…they got the stars of the division sitting on the sidelines.” Kenzi smirked, “You right homegirl…them bitches need to know that those belts are coming home with us!”

As the new champions got the 1, 2, 3…Kenzi held up a finger for each count, the last ending on her middle finger as she held it up to the screen as if the new champions could see it. The next segment was one that was near and dear to their hearts as the two girls pretending to have a falling out that ended with Alizé leaving the arena. Kenzi grinned, “Girl…that was an Academy Award winning performance there! If anyone on Hollywood was watching that…they would hire us on the fucking spot!”

Kenzi ignored the part at the end that saw her hiding in the bathroom stall as Alex Yin walked in. She picked up her soda and took a nervous drink, hoping that Alizé wouldn’t notice.

[Princess Alizé Platinum]

Al thought about teasing Kenzi about the last part of the segment as she enjoyed watching her squirm next to her but decided to let it slide for now.  She already got her earlier with the Asian food comment earlier and that was more than enough for the time being.

"I bet all them chicks thought we were ready to throw down in the locker room.  I saw them runnin' for cover thinking it was 'bout to 'splode in there.  Shoot maybe we should submit it for Emmy consideration.  You got supporting actress while I'll got lead."  Al said with a grin on her face as she winked at Kenzi, needling her another way instead of what she probably expected.

[Kenzi Grey]

Kenzi shook her head at Alizé for her dig, but she let it go. As the Breakout Title match came up next, Kenzi grinned and gave Alizé a knowing glance. “Hummmm…there’s your girl…Keira Fisher.” She laughed out loud. “That chick been tripping ever since her wife almost got ran down, months ago! For some reason…that dumb bitch thinks I had something to do with that!”

Kenzi stared at Alizé, still smiling like the cat that ate the canary. “That’s cray, cray…right?”

[Princess Alizé Platinum]

"Yeah, I know for a fact who ever ran her down was about a few inches taller than you.  Think they were blonde too, also great fashion sense."  Al winked back and Kenzi with a slight smirk on her face. "But you know Fisher never been big on brains.  She the one who was going at you from jump anyway.  I think she was just jelly of you honestly."

"My girl Jen got robbed though.  Fisher just lucky Jen wasn't on that night cause if she were..." Al ran a finger across her throat and had her head loll to the side with her tongue sticking out, eliciting a small snicker from Kenzi.  "It would have been lights out for the Super Zero aka Cap'n Save A..."  Al stopped just short of finishing her her statement.  "Well you know what I mean." she said smirking again.

[Kenzi Grey]

Kenzi nodded, “Yeah, Jenn got robbed right there, but she’ll be back.” The girls were silent as that match ended with a successful defense from the champion. Kenzi shook her head and folded her arms. As Keira celebrated, Kenzi picked up the remote and fast forwarded. She stopped on the triple threat match for the Marquee Title as Kate Steele defended against Skye Sparks and Mackenzie Roberts.

“Girl! I can’t believe that red headed tramp held on to the title! She is such garbage! Especially after the way she got her ass tore up by Oni the show before! I guess that beating woke her stupid ass up, huh?”

[Princess Alizé Platinum]

"I still don't know how punk princess rainbow bright beat Nyako for the belt.  You ask me I think she drug her just ot win the match.  Ny was liek fuck that shit and just dipped.  Steele lucky though Ny ain't come back for her title.  But it's all good Oni got revenge on her ass."

Al sat silently for a minute.  "She lucky I don't give a damn about solo gold here.  I'm all about that tag team bling with you babygirl.  But if I was about the solo thing.  I break her ass down and take that from her.  Let a real champ carry it again.  Course I'd liek to snatch that belt from Fisher too.  Prove that I'm her kryptonite."

[Kenzi Grey]

Kenzi reached over and high-fived Alizé. “Yeah…you know it girl!” They watched the end of the match and ‘booed’ in unison as Kate retained. “…fucking bitch…” Kenzi swore under her breath as the match ended.

The smile returned to her face as the main event started and the cards were apparently stacked against the champion in a lumberjill match by General Manager Bliss. She laughed as she watched herself playing her part perfectly. Even though Jenny fought the match of her life, Oni was wouldn’t be denied…especially once ‘DoA’ made their appearance.

She looked at Alizé. “You and Hannah had the whole fucking arena going girl! That shit was HILARIOUS!”

[Princess Alizé Platinum]

"Us?  Girl what you did was like some M. Night Shamylan type shit.  You pulled one fo the biggest swerves ever.  If I wasn't in on it I would have been floored."  Al said high fiving Kenzi and giving her her props.  "You had everyone fooled all these months.  You layed the victim so well."