Post by Zelda on Apr 19, 2014 21:47:32 GMT -5
So I just want to make one thing clear here...
I know you're going to want to talk about how I'm going to be doing this for Skye and how I'm going to try and come into this match and beat you down for the honor of my besty but let me just make this easy on you so we can skip all that nonsense... Good job beating Skye first thing and second thing all that stuff I just said about defending Skye's honor and junk... it's totally true! I'm going to knock you down skank!
That's right! I'm totally going to put you into the ground, I'm going to stomp your head like a goomba and then you know what I'm going to do to you? Pin you. 123. That's right. Just like that. Nothing fancy other than my superior moveset, nothing incredible other than my magnificent wrestling stylings. You ain't got nothin' on me and this is where I'm going to prove it, all for my bestest friend of all times, The Skyke Sparks.
So enjoy your little “marquee” title, enjoy your fifteen seconds of fame and most of all... enjoy your time feeling like you're on top of the world because I wll bring that all crashing down. You're all excited because you got your initials on score board but you're aobut to look up from your spot on about fifth or sixth and right there you're going tosee ZMK “Zelda Marie Knite” and realize that after all your hard workd, and all of your efforts you still just weren't anywhere near my level. You think you're great right now, just wait until you realize that level 20 of Pacman isn't nothin.
I just want you to realize something here, ok? Follow me? Good. I am like way up here and you're like way down there, you did a nice job at beating one half of EMF, you did a nice job of becoming the first Marquee champion and that's nothing noone can ever take away from you and I will right now applaud you for it. You did it fair and square and there isn't anything Skye nor myself can complain about. However, I'm not Skye Sparks. We are EMF yes, but I am not tied to the tag team. I am not just another person on the team. You know how throughout history there has always been that one team who breaks up and the clearly superior wrestler goes on the have an electric career? Well it's sorta like that, but I was totally awesome before I came to LAW and I was amazing before I teamed with Skye so if you believe that we are one of those teams who are two carbon copies of each other, then get really ready for a shock.
I'm not about to claim that I'm going to shock you, or that I'm going to be all you can handle didn't more cliches here, but I do want to make it clear that if you don't take this seriously it's going to be a pretty rude awakening for you and I am totally going to be way too good for you to keep up with in this match. Yeah, I said it.
I'm Zelda Knite, I'm the best.ever.
You?
You're just the woman who managed to back into a lucky victory against my tag team partner.
You're just the little fish in the little pond and your'e about to run right into the open jaws of this shark.
I've been on the biggest stages, I've had some of the biggest matches in this industry and am known around the world for how great I am inside the ring. What have you done? Really? Think about it? You weren't the first World champion, that was Kate Steele, you didn't even win the first match for the Marquee title.. it took you two tries to pry it away from Skye. So tell me, right now, what you could possibly bring to the table that would throw Zelda Knite off her game? Huh? While you're celebrating your victory, while you're riding high off that clutch win... I'm preparing to crush your delusions of greatness.
But don't take it personal.
See that's just what friends do, you beat my friend Skye and despite the fact that I respect you for that, despite the fact that I have no problems with you being champion or how the match went down... I'm still going to have to show you up because that's just what needs to be done. So come on, step into the ring with me, It will be all kinds of fun showing you up and putting another win into the column of EMF, it'll be my pleasure to avenge that loss EMF faced at the last show, it will be my honor to put you down on the mat and totally embarrass you in your first match as the new Marquee champion.
I'm not the person they throw at wrestlers to make them look good in their fist title defense. I'm not the springboard into a lengthy and memorable title run... I'm the person who puts you down in your place and makes you realize just where you stand in the batting order. You won't have some throw away match against some nobody just so your reign as champion can be validated, you're getting the best in the world today, and not only that... the best.ever... who is fighting for a purpose. Maybe the Marquee title isn't on the line, maybe I shouldn't have any drive to win this match... but since you took out my friend... I have that something to fight for. Keep your title.... I'll take the win... and I will show you what a real champion looks like inside the ring, I have my eyes set on different prizes... you... you're just a measure of revenge and a step over into bigger things.
Enjoy your victory over Skye, you earned it...
but that's where you're winning ways against EMF ends....
because I'm Zelda Knite... and this is my legend plus this is EMF's honor at stake.
You won't stand a chance.
{{A FEW MINUTES BEFORE ZELDA RECORDS HER PROMO}}
{Zelda Knite and Skye Sparks sit in together in the locker room, the personal locker room of EMF because they can't have just common rift raft in there changing clothes with them and also because really nobody can stand EMF for extended periods of time. Zelda sits back in the locker with ear phones in her ears playing her 3DS XL while Skye paces back and forth on the floor in front of her.}
Skye: Look Zelda, I don't have to tell you how much this match you have tonight means to not only me but all those EMF fans around the world. You're going to have to kick the hell out of that bitch, and do it for the honor of EMF, do it for me do it for your friend. We can't just let her walk around and think that she's some effing wonderful Marquee champion. We can't let her think that she's better than EMF, you're going to have to go out there and beat her arse like you've never beaten anybody's arse before. You get me?
{Zelda pulls the earphones out of her ears and looks at Skye confused.}
Zelda: Huh?
{Skye doesn't seem amused.}
Skye: Weren't you just listening to me?!
Zelda: Maybe?
Skye: I was talking about how you have to go out there and kick the shit out of Violet for me.
Zelda: Who?
Skye: The woman who beat me for the Marquee championship! Your opponent tonight!
Zelda: Ohhh ok, gotcha...
{Zelda looks around, sheepishly.}
Zelda: Why?
Skye: Because that's what best friends do!
Zelda: You're not my best friend.
{Skye looks both shocked and appalled.}
Skye: Oh come on, we're tag team partners, we're going to be taking LAW by storm together. We're a team and as one half of this team you have to go out there and best that skank for me!
Zelda: I'm just doing this until Roxi decides that we're going to revive the Neon Chick Express.
{Skye face palms and lets out a long sigh.}
Skye: Look, we are a team! You have to go out there and beat her for me, because that's what friends and team mates do. So get your head out of that dumb game and get your mind where it needs to be, your best friend wants you to beat somebody up!
{Zelda closes the clamshell lid and nods her head.}
Zelda: Alright fine... if I have to...
Skye: You do!
{Zelda stands up and hands Skye her 3DS XL and then heads towards the door of the locker room, apparently to do her promo as the scene fades to black.}
I know you're going to want to talk about how I'm going to be doing this for Skye and how I'm going to try and come into this match and beat you down for the honor of my besty but let me just make this easy on you so we can skip all that nonsense... Good job beating Skye first thing and second thing all that stuff I just said about defending Skye's honor and junk... it's totally true! I'm going to knock you down skank!
That's right! I'm totally going to put you into the ground, I'm going to stomp your head like a goomba and then you know what I'm going to do to you? Pin you. 123. That's right. Just like that. Nothing fancy other than my superior moveset, nothing incredible other than my magnificent wrestling stylings. You ain't got nothin' on me and this is where I'm going to prove it, all for my bestest friend of all times, The Skyke Sparks.
So enjoy your little “marquee” title, enjoy your fifteen seconds of fame and most of all... enjoy your time feeling like you're on top of the world because I wll bring that all crashing down. You're all excited because you got your initials on score board but you're aobut to look up from your spot on about fifth or sixth and right there you're going tosee ZMK “Zelda Marie Knite” and realize that after all your hard workd, and all of your efforts you still just weren't anywhere near my level. You think you're great right now, just wait until you realize that level 20 of Pacman isn't nothin.
I just want you to realize something here, ok? Follow me? Good. I am like way up here and you're like way down there, you did a nice job at beating one half of EMF, you did a nice job of becoming the first Marquee champion and that's nothing noone can ever take away from you and I will right now applaud you for it. You did it fair and square and there isn't anything Skye nor myself can complain about. However, I'm not Skye Sparks. We are EMF yes, but I am not tied to the tag team. I am not just another person on the team. You know how throughout history there has always been that one team who breaks up and the clearly superior wrestler goes on the have an electric career? Well it's sorta like that, but I was totally awesome before I came to LAW and I was amazing before I teamed with Skye so if you believe that we are one of those teams who are two carbon copies of each other, then get really ready for a shock.
I'm not about to claim that I'm going to shock you, or that I'm going to be all you can handle didn't more cliches here, but I do want to make it clear that if you don't take this seriously it's going to be a pretty rude awakening for you and I am totally going to be way too good for you to keep up with in this match. Yeah, I said it.
I'm Zelda Knite, I'm the best.ever.
You?
You're just the woman who managed to back into a lucky victory against my tag team partner.
You're just the little fish in the little pond and your'e about to run right into the open jaws of this shark.
I've been on the biggest stages, I've had some of the biggest matches in this industry and am known around the world for how great I am inside the ring. What have you done? Really? Think about it? You weren't the first World champion, that was Kate Steele, you didn't even win the first match for the Marquee title.. it took you two tries to pry it away from Skye. So tell me, right now, what you could possibly bring to the table that would throw Zelda Knite off her game? Huh? While you're celebrating your victory, while you're riding high off that clutch win... I'm preparing to crush your delusions of greatness.
But don't take it personal.
See that's just what friends do, you beat my friend Skye and despite the fact that I respect you for that, despite the fact that I have no problems with you being champion or how the match went down... I'm still going to have to show you up because that's just what needs to be done. So come on, step into the ring with me, It will be all kinds of fun showing you up and putting another win into the column of EMF, it'll be my pleasure to avenge that loss EMF faced at the last show, it will be my honor to put you down on the mat and totally embarrass you in your first match as the new Marquee champion.
I'm not the person they throw at wrestlers to make them look good in their fist title defense. I'm not the springboard into a lengthy and memorable title run... I'm the person who puts you down in your place and makes you realize just where you stand in the batting order. You won't have some throw away match against some nobody just so your reign as champion can be validated, you're getting the best in the world today, and not only that... the best.ever... who is fighting for a purpose. Maybe the Marquee title isn't on the line, maybe I shouldn't have any drive to win this match... but since you took out my friend... I have that something to fight for. Keep your title.... I'll take the win... and I will show you what a real champion looks like inside the ring, I have my eyes set on different prizes... you... you're just a measure of revenge and a step over into bigger things.
Enjoy your victory over Skye, you earned it...
but that's where you're winning ways against EMF ends....
because I'm Zelda Knite... and this is my legend plus this is EMF's honor at stake.
You won't stand a chance.
{{A FEW MINUTES BEFORE ZELDA RECORDS HER PROMO}}
{Zelda Knite and Skye Sparks sit in together in the locker room, the personal locker room of EMF because they can't have just common rift raft in there changing clothes with them and also because really nobody can stand EMF for extended periods of time. Zelda sits back in the locker with ear phones in her ears playing her 3DS XL while Skye paces back and forth on the floor in front of her.}
Skye: Look Zelda, I don't have to tell you how much this match you have tonight means to not only me but all those EMF fans around the world. You're going to have to kick the hell out of that bitch, and do it for the honor of EMF, do it for me do it for your friend. We can't just let her walk around and think that she's some effing wonderful Marquee champion. We can't let her think that she's better than EMF, you're going to have to go out there and beat her arse like you've never beaten anybody's arse before. You get me?
{Zelda pulls the earphones out of her ears and looks at Skye confused.}
Zelda: Huh?
{Skye doesn't seem amused.}
Skye: Weren't you just listening to me?!
Zelda: Maybe?
Skye: I was talking about how you have to go out there and kick the shit out of Violet for me.
Zelda: Who?
Skye: The woman who beat me for the Marquee championship! Your opponent tonight!
Zelda: Ohhh ok, gotcha...
{Zelda looks around, sheepishly.}
Zelda: Why?
Skye: Because that's what best friends do!
Zelda: You're not my best friend.
{Skye looks both shocked and appalled.}
Skye: Oh come on, we're tag team partners, we're going to be taking LAW by storm together. We're a team and as one half of this team you have to go out there and best that skank for me!
Zelda: I'm just doing this until Roxi decides that we're going to revive the Neon Chick Express.
{Skye face palms and lets out a long sigh.}
Skye: Look, we are a team! You have to go out there and beat her for me, because that's what friends and team mates do. So get your head out of that dumb game and get your mind where it needs to be, your best friend wants you to beat somebody up!
{Zelda closes the clamshell lid and nods her head.}
Zelda: Alright fine... if I have to...
Skye: You do!
{Zelda stands up and hands Skye her 3DS XL and then heads towards the door of the locker room, apparently to do her promo as the scene fades to black.}