Post by Kimberly Williams on Feb 27, 2016 22:53:08 GMT -5
THAT’S A WRAP WITH B BRAT
VOLUME TWO
#GET ON MY LEVEL
Hey everyone…
This is the one and only teenage sensation of LAW. Brittany Williams here. Some call me the Little Dream Machine which I guess is funny since my mom could be considered the Big Scream Machine. Since she’s always screaming whining and complaining. You know how it goes when you are full of delusions and shit, but at least none of you actually have to live with her so that’s a bonus. Anyway I guess this would actually be one of my first wrestling promos. Well first one here and I come to this company as a girl who knows what it’s like to be around the wrestling business.
No seriously I was truthfully birthed into this business. I am a 3rd generation wrestler. My grandfather Pedro Lopez was a big time Luchadore in Mexico. My mother Crystal is a… Well yeah…I am not going to inflate her ego because she doesn’t deserve that much boasting. She already is delusional she doesn’t need anymore.
Then you have my father the great Todd Williams who is a Hall of Famer. A man who won multiple World Championships across the world across many of companies so when you look at me. Their direct descendant you know you can expect big things from the likes of me.
After all I am Crystal’s mini me and T-Will’s flesh and blood. Did you expect me to be some sorry ass scrub that couldn’t hack it in the ring?
I don’t know what you were expecting the moment you saw Brittany Williams booked on the show. I bet you all were expecting the sweet innocence of an up and coming soon to be 16 year old girl with the mouth of an angel but to be honest. I have seen a lot of fucked up shit in my life and even my own mother was drunk off of her ass to the point she hit me with a damn car.
Yeah my life is pretty messed up but guess what. I am a Williams so you should have expected it. A few weeks ago I did my first ever That’s A Wrap show and I tried to walk in the path of my mother. When she first started off in the business. She was merely an interviewer so I tried to show the entire LAW fanbase that I could do it better but who was there to steal my shine Kenzi Grey.
Kenzi has always been there and she’s been on the sideline running her mouth like she’s hot shit but come on. She ain’t been shit, has never been anything. The only thing she is good at is sticking with the hair jokes trying to come at me just because my hair likes to wrap itself into beautiful CURLS… Not naps but CURLS but she wants to be all jelly because she knows I will be much better than she ever could in the ring.
It’s one thing to not win at a PPV like my mother brought up about Mackenzie and it’s another thing to be so scrubby that you can’t even win a match at all. Don’t you dare give me that but in ALCW I am a champion. I actually get shit done.
No one cares about that defunct promotion that tried to leech itself off of 3WL’s success with it’s dark match divas, and wants to be new feeder fed to birth the new talent. We been hearing that for years and spoiler alert I see what the ALCW world title looks like.
My mom won that title likes ages ago, and she actually tried to flush it down the toilet! Shows you how much that’s worth. But go on Kenzi keep on talking. Are you that mad that I have the pleasure of being 3rd generation to wrestling’s greatness and you are walking in the shoes of some Bitch who got jumped by her own stablemates.
That’s the difference between you and me really. I am a leader. I am a position where I know I will be the future of everything. Where everything you see in the wrestling world will be mine and you are just in a position where you honestly won’t amount to anything.
The only reason why you got your spot in Silver Linings is because you love having your ass up my mother’s ass. Me on the other hand was personally chosen to play her in that movie so you know how much the role of her must mean to her. She wants someone who won’t fuck it up.
Nicky she doesn’t care much about so if you screw it up it will only make her character look that much better.
When I delivered my DDT to you in front of the LAW fans was that good enough in stepping up to you? Was it enough of an impact to you? I can’t help if my scenes in the movie have outshone yours. I can’t help it if I am becoming the most popular Hilton-Williams in wrestling and people are already saying that I am the future of wrestling.
Where’s your buzz where’s your shine?
Spoiler alert I don’t need a CTN account to boost my ego. I get by pretty good by myself.
At Rising Stars I make my big debut in a tag team match. Me and Auntie Nicky against the likes of you and Alex. Nicky has received a huge brunt of weight jokes, and mix that in with the anger she has towards you for the way you portrayed her in the movie. I say she is about to wreck shop in this bitch.
But that’s the difference between the both of us. I get to team up with the Hall of Famer. With the woman who has done something in wrestling. You get to team up with Alex Yin and what exactly has she done besides take an interest in a LOSER such as yourself.
About the same as you. It’s really a damn shame…
Come Rising Star my star will officially be on the rise, and you will… Who really gives a damn about you. Princess Brittany ascends closer to her throne, and she’s about to wreck shop in this debut.
#GETONMYLEVEL
VOLUME TWO
#GET ON MY LEVEL
Hey everyone…
This is the one and only teenage sensation of LAW. Brittany Williams here. Some call me the Little Dream Machine which I guess is funny since my mom could be considered the Big Scream Machine. Since she’s always screaming whining and complaining. You know how it goes when you are full of delusions and shit, but at least none of you actually have to live with her so that’s a bonus. Anyway I guess this would actually be one of my first wrestling promos. Well first one here and I come to this company as a girl who knows what it’s like to be around the wrestling business.
No seriously I was truthfully birthed into this business. I am a 3rd generation wrestler. My grandfather Pedro Lopez was a big time Luchadore in Mexico. My mother Crystal is a… Well yeah…I am not going to inflate her ego because she doesn’t deserve that much boasting. She already is delusional she doesn’t need anymore.
Then you have my father the great Todd Williams who is a Hall of Famer. A man who won multiple World Championships across the world across many of companies so when you look at me. Their direct descendant you know you can expect big things from the likes of me.
After all I am Crystal’s mini me and T-Will’s flesh and blood. Did you expect me to be some sorry ass scrub that couldn’t hack it in the ring?
I don’t know what you were expecting the moment you saw Brittany Williams booked on the show. I bet you all were expecting the sweet innocence of an up and coming soon to be 16 year old girl with the mouth of an angel but to be honest. I have seen a lot of fucked up shit in my life and even my own mother was drunk off of her ass to the point she hit me with a damn car.
Yeah my life is pretty messed up but guess what. I am a Williams so you should have expected it. A few weeks ago I did my first ever That’s A Wrap show and I tried to walk in the path of my mother. When she first started off in the business. She was merely an interviewer so I tried to show the entire LAW fanbase that I could do it better but who was there to steal my shine Kenzi Grey.
Kenzi has always been there and she’s been on the sideline running her mouth like she’s hot shit but come on. She ain’t been shit, has never been anything. The only thing she is good at is sticking with the hair jokes trying to come at me just because my hair likes to wrap itself into beautiful CURLS… Not naps but CURLS but she wants to be all jelly because she knows I will be much better than she ever could in the ring.
It’s one thing to not win at a PPV like my mother brought up about Mackenzie and it’s another thing to be so scrubby that you can’t even win a match at all. Don’t you dare give me that but in ALCW I am a champion. I actually get shit done.
No one cares about that defunct promotion that tried to leech itself off of 3WL’s success with it’s dark match divas, and wants to be new feeder fed to birth the new talent. We been hearing that for years and spoiler alert I see what the ALCW world title looks like.
My mom won that title likes ages ago, and she actually tried to flush it down the toilet! Shows you how much that’s worth. But go on Kenzi keep on talking. Are you that mad that I have the pleasure of being 3rd generation to wrestling’s greatness and you are walking in the shoes of some Bitch who got jumped by her own stablemates.
That’s the difference between you and me really. I am a leader. I am a position where I know I will be the future of everything. Where everything you see in the wrestling world will be mine and you are just in a position where you honestly won’t amount to anything.
The only reason why you got your spot in Silver Linings is because you love having your ass up my mother’s ass. Me on the other hand was personally chosen to play her in that movie so you know how much the role of her must mean to her. She wants someone who won’t fuck it up.
Nicky she doesn’t care much about so if you screw it up it will only make her character look that much better.
When I delivered my DDT to you in front of the LAW fans was that good enough in stepping up to you? Was it enough of an impact to you? I can’t help if my scenes in the movie have outshone yours. I can’t help it if I am becoming the most popular Hilton-Williams in wrestling and people are already saying that I am the future of wrestling.
Where’s your buzz where’s your shine?
Spoiler alert I don’t need a CTN account to boost my ego. I get by pretty good by myself.
At Rising Stars I make my big debut in a tag team match. Me and Auntie Nicky against the likes of you and Alex. Nicky has received a huge brunt of weight jokes, and mix that in with the anger she has towards you for the way you portrayed her in the movie. I say she is about to wreck shop in this bitch.
But that’s the difference between the both of us. I get to team up with the Hall of Famer. With the woman who has done something in wrestling. You get to team up with Alex Yin and what exactly has she done besides take an interest in a LOSER such as yourself.
About the same as you. It’s really a damn shame…
Come Rising Star my star will officially be on the rise, and you will… Who really gives a damn about you. Princess Brittany ascends closer to her throne, and she’s about to wreck shop in this debut.
#GETONMYLEVEL
Off Camera
Hollywood, California
Grauman’s Chinese Movie Theatre
This was the big day for the first ever showing of Silver Linings in California. Kenzi and half of the cast were in New York for the big east coast showing but for Brittany and her mother they had decided with Teddy Steele to make it to the west coast showing. The camera flashes went off repeatedly, and of course Crystal couldn’t help but ham it up as she walked on the Hollywood walk of fame making sure to point to Brittany her Hollywood star.
Crystal: You see that Brittany?! Do you see that! That’s what happens when you are ON MY LEVEL. Get on it!
Brittany: Mom… Like ewwww… You just can’t steal my catchphrase. You have been doing that a lot lately. Always trying to take something from someone else.
Crystal: NOOOOOO!!!
Brittany: Let’s see you took #LetsGetIt from the Steeles. #GetWrecked from Matt Stone. Just keep stealing away. What else are you going to steal next?
Voice: Oh look it’s Crystal from the movie…. Let’s get her autograph!
Obviously they were talking about Brittany couldn’t help but push her out of the way as she smiled at them.
Crystal: No worries the REAL Crystal is here. Not the one playing her. Come one, come on. I am the real star here. Executive Producer of Silver Linings… Owner of Rose Productions. Wrestling legend and…
Crystal went on and on, as Brittany could only sigh and shake her head in disgust. It was like this often whenever she was with her mother.
Brittany: And of course trying to steal my spotlight next. Why should I even be surprised? You know what I could do better just going inside by myself…
Brittany shook her head in disgust as she walked her way towards the inside of the building. The flashes went off one by one. It felt so great. The feeling of actually being on the red carpet was something she enjoyed greatly. That is until a reporter came her way.
Ron: This is Ronald from Ladies wrestling insider. It has been said by CTN that you have been ducking this upcoming match with Kenzi at Rising Stars. Where have you been this past week and care to elaborate.
Brittany: Dude are you serious? I been promoting the movie. Obviously I am here to promote the fucking thing.
Ron just shakes his head as he looks at Brittany.
Ron: Well CTN has been reporting that you are running away scared and…
Brittany: Ok you need to shut your mouth number one. Number two just because I am not one of these stupid bimbos posting 80,000 pictures of myself doesn’t mean I am not taking this match seriously. I could have been you know actually training with my step dad. Preparing myself every single moment to break Kenzi’s face in. She can stick to the nap jokes. I’ll just put her in her grave…
All of a sudden that’s when Teddy shows up on screen looking at the reporter while smiling into the camera clad in a nice suit.
Teddy: CTN always trying to start shit. You tell Kenzi and Maleek they need to go somewhere with that nonsense. Get that East Coast company stuff out of here. All about the west side! Me and B Brat stole the show with our acting. I can see why CTN be tripping because they know Rose Productions is putting them on the mat. Just like my drumming is the best thing ever in the rock world!
Ron: Dude aren’t you from New York, and live in Tampa…
Teddy: NEXT QUESTION!
Brittany:: Teddy ummmm owns a Los Angeles apartment now…
Teddy: Ummm yes! What she said! The truth is I hate that Maleek is always trying to start stuff with me. I wouldn’t be surprised if he ran that CTN account. Anytime anyplace. He wanna go I’ll break his face in.
Ron: Right....I am sure YOU didn’t buy anything it was your wife’s money.
Brittany: Look all you need to know is I will bring it come showtime. Rose Productions is above being childish and throwing ourselves out there every single…
Crystal: There’s enough of me to go around… WHO WANT’S A PICTURE, WHO WANT’S ONE?!
Brittany: Yeah ummm like I was saying. Rose Productions would rather focus on… You know forget I said anything. Who knows how long this joint merger is going to last but Kenzi doesn’t have to worry about anything because she will get more than she bargained for you can rest assured in that. But if you really want to know where I been… It’s called VIDEO GAMES… See…
Before Brittany can finish her statement she gets bum rushed by some people.
Voice: OMG IT’S B BRAT!!! Can you take a picture with my son
Brittany: Sure I guess…
Crystal however inches herself right in there.
Crystal: Not without me… After all that’s my daughter… Wouldn’t be anywhere without me. I taught her everything I know.
Brittany: That’s a lie…
Voice: SMILE FOR THE CAMERA
Voice: Thank you so much!
Brittany: Don’t worry about it… It’s always a pleasure.
Crystal: Welcome to your first premiere Brittany. You ready to see what it’s like to watch yourself on the Silver Screen?
Brittany: You should already know the answer to that… #GetOnMyLevel
The two smile at one another as they finally walk towards the first showing of their movie.