Post by Crystal Hilton on May 3, 2014 12:52:40 GMT -5
The Chronicles of A Rose Goddess
Entry # 1
Feeling: Perfect
If you could all see me right now, you would be able to witness yours truly engaging in that of a slow clap. I have been lurking around for a while now. Just analyzing things from a far seeing if this was the place for me to join, and after seeing the travesty of the level of talent that is in this company I knew I just had to join the ranks of this company. Not because I saw anyone on this roster that is as good as I am. Come on now the World Champion of LAW is a woman that I trained my protege if you will. If she had what it took to rise through the ranks of everyone. What do you think would happen when I step into a LAW ring for the very first time?
My reason for joining LAW is for a different reason altogether. With Crystal Hilton around the level of talents is increased ten fold. There isn’t a single person here that has it in them to bring the amount of talent to the table that I can. However I am sure you didn’t read my blog to hear me talk myself up. After all that is what the book of Crystal Hilton is for. Pick it up read my quotes and you can get your healthy filling of Crystal Hilton to your hearts desire.
But enough about me, let’s focus to something relevant and that being on the one and only Snow. The woman…. Wait a second, stop the press, stop the filming. Are we positively sure that Snow is in fact a girl? Just look at the big bitch. From here on we will simply refer to that thing that is called Snow an it. “IT” has been in this company for a little while now, and I have been monitoring IT for a bit now. On paper they are coming into this match being undefeated. Fine...Ok I can respect a woman that is undefeated but who the hell has she honestly beaten to be undefeated?
Ok maybe that in itself was a pretty stupid thing to ask. If one is undefeated that means they beat everyone that was put in front of them but I too know that fact. What I meant to say just look at the people that she has beaten. Danica Jones, Fiona Williams, Cindy Warren?
Am I really supposed to be impressed over the fact that you have beaten some egotistical nobody from the Hamptons?
Am I supposed to be impressed because you defeated the Irish cunt who is married to an inconsistent man that I used to be with, and thus that inconsistency has been passed down to her through injection?
Or am I supposed to be thrilled because you had it in you to beat some goody two shoes nurse who would be better working in a hospital then in a wrestling ring, who thinks that training for a few months can make you into a wrestling sensation overnight.
Let’s be honest here Snow the truth is you really haven’t faced anyone of importance yet. Hell you haven’t even fought anyone that is even worthy enough of being inside a wrestling ring for that matter. But this week you don’t have to worry about that. You don’t have to worry about mowing down over an opponent and for them to sit there without saying anything in retaliation because you will be in for one hell of a wake up call when you face the Rose Goddess, the self proclaimed Perfection of Reflection.
When you wrestle me you will be entering into the ring with a woman who has over ten years of experience of being a wrestler. A woman who is the protege of her father a Puerto Rican sensation who has spent years in Mexico being a proud Luchadore and is now running his own school. He taught me everything that he knows and I have had my share of experience competing around the world. So now here I am with LAW… And although they do have a habit of wrestling in some of the smaller venues it makes no difference to me because I will be the chica that takes this company from wrestling in these dumps to making them spotlighted at the big stage.
Which shouldn’t be too hard to do considering you have me spotlighted as a main attraction. Ever since I came to this company when I was lurking in the background it was that of a big deal. Snow I don’t think you even know what you are up against when you step into the ring with me. For some reason you have this crazy obsession of all of these barbies that are entering into the company. You have this obsession of trying to weed them out, and don’t like it when women spend more time worrying about their looks instead of competing in the ring.
First and foremost there is no plastic on my body. I didn’t spend any money to look this way. Have you even seen my body? My B cups, my skinny body. Bitch what the hell do I need to pay for anyway? When you look like this you don’t need to spend endless money on trying to portray something that you aren’t. But it finally dawned on me. I know why it gets to you. After all you are bisexual or whatever.
You really want this don’t you? You like what you are about to see? You would like to spend a night with Crystal Hilton wouldn’t you? Well you are about to get your fill of the original Every Man’s Fantasy. Not some British cunt that want’s to go about replacing me because let’s be honest here the original is always better than the imitation.
Well if a night with Crystal is what you want then a night with Crystal Hilton is what you are going to get. Although it isn’t going to be the type of night that you were necessarily looking forward too. There will be some moaning… There will be some screaming. Hell you have the pleasure of being able to costar in a special movie with one of Hollywood’s biggest stars. You should feel proud Snow.
A movie I would like to entitle Crystal Hilton takes over LAW. Don’t be ashamed of the title. Somebody has to be at the receiving end of my first asswhopping in this company, and that get’s to be you Snow. You really want to beat me? Get your mind mind of all things that don’t even matter. Get your eyes off of Aphrodite, Get your mind off of this whole BWO nonsense and you trying to weed out the Barbies.
Because when we step in the ring you are going to come to the reality that you simply aren’t as good as you think you are. The time for mediocrity and inconsistency is going to end and a chapter of perfection will officially begin.
Welcome to the story of Crystal Hilton Snow, and welcome to what it feels like to be on the losing end of things.
This rose will never wither away, and you will see for yourself that perfection simply doesn’t fail… For it is written in the book that is Crystal Hilton chapter 2 verse 3… For all shall bow and fall before the Rose Goddess…. Bow bitch…. Everyone will soon do so… The undefeated streak ends this week and a new one begins…
The scene comes into focus and as it does we are treated to a shot of Crystal Hilton in the offices of LAW. She is at the main headquarters and she is sitting down at a table. In front of her is the President of LAW Lucas Dupree. Crystal has a hand mirror in her hand and she is glancing at her own reflection as Lucas takes a long deep breath reaching out to her.
Lucas: Ok Miss Hilton here is your contract. All you need to do is sign on the dotted line and all of this will be official.
Crystal however isn’t paying any attention to him as her attention is on that of herself. She let’s an evil grin escape her lips as she runs her fingers through her hair. Her eyes glance at her reflection as she begins to speak to it.
Crystal: Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the best wrestler of them all?
Lucas rolls his eyes as he doesn’t know what to make of it all. He glares at Crystal for a few moments before he scratches his bald head.
Lucas: You do realize that mirror isn’t on a wall right? It’s actually in your hand, and as far as the whole Snow White evil witch thing you got going on there. I don’t think the mirror is going to respond to you. That’s not how the real world works…
Crystal slowly puts her mirror down as she locks eyes with Lucas.
Crystal: Excuse me? What did you say?
Lucas however just nods his head in agreement as he continues to speak.
Lucas: Not to mention that the answer to your question is very simple. The best wrestler in the world according to LAW standards is Kate Steele. She is holding our World Championship and right behind her we have Violet as our Marquee Champion.
Crystal: Meh… And you mean to tell me that two redheads are the best that your company has to offer? You know what I’ll even do you a favor. Just don’t say anything… Please just don’t… We are going to ask the mirror how they feel about your company.
Crystal holds the mirror as she moves her hair about. She let’s a smile escape her lips as she shows her purely whites. She licks her lips slightly as she begins to speak into it.
Crystal: Oh gorgeous and beautiful mirror should I really sign this contract right now?
Crystal leans forward as she places her ear to the mirror and her eyes open wide up as she backs away from that.
Crystal: Oh Mr Dupree needs me on his roster? He actually needs a star whose name means something in the wrestling world to be apart of his roster? You know mirror… I really don’t wrestle in dumps… The arenas that they choose around here to compete at, I been in dressing rooms bigger than the arenas, but I shall be a great service to my community. I will give back to charity and I shall make a donation of myself to compete on this roster. After considering the things that they have lurking around in this company they are going to need me to come in and clean up a bit.
Lucas: What does that even mean?
Crystal: Come on now.. Mr.. Dupree have you seen Snow?
Lucas: Considering I signed her… I am going to take that as a rhetorical question and simply won’t answer it…
Crystal: … Are we positively sure that thing needs to be wrestling in this company. Somebody who looks like they could be a stunt double for Lurch from the Addams family movie should not be wrestling in this company…
Lucas: Actually no she couldn’t…
Crystal: And why is that?
Lucas: considering that movie came out in 1991 she was probably just a little kid when it was released.
Crystal: And your point?
Lucas sighs as he looks back at Crystal.
Lucas: Are you going to sign the contract or not?
Crystal: Fine…
Crystal quickly scribbles her name on the dotted line as she pushes it back at Lucas.
Crystal: Consider it done…
Lucas: About time, as for your first match hope you are ready because you will be fighting Snow in a few weeks.
Crystal: What?! No… You can’t do that…
Lucas: Actually I can…
Crystal: Well Snow better watch out… She better not get FROZEN in my limelight… She better CHILL out. Because…
Lucas: No… Stop… Just stop…. You aren’t Mr. Freeze… The puns just quit while you are ahead.
Crystal: And what’s wrong with them?
Lucas: Because they are puns from a movie that was worthy of winning multiple Razzies… On second thought keep it up you are Crystal Hilton… I would expect nothing less than a Razzie worthy performance from you. Good day Miss Hilton…
With that Lucas walks away as Crystal sits there as she thinks to herself.
Crystal: Razzie worthy?! Wait come back here… My movies aren’t that bad are they?! MR DUPREE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Entry # 1
Feeling: Perfect
If you could all see me right now, you would be able to witness yours truly engaging in that of a slow clap. I have been lurking around for a while now. Just analyzing things from a far seeing if this was the place for me to join, and after seeing the travesty of the level of talent that is in this company I knew I just had to join the ranks of this company. Not because I saw anyone on this roster that is as good as I am. Come on now the World Champion of LAW is a woman that I trained my protege if you will. If she had what it took to rise through the ranks of everyone. What do you think would happen when I step into a LAW ring for the very first time?
My reason for joining LAW is for a different reason altogether. With Crystal Hilton around the level of talents is increased ten fold. There isn’t a single person here that has it in them to bring the amount of talent to the table that I can. However I am sure you didn’t read my blog to hear me talk myself up. After all that is what the book of Crystal Hilton is for. Pick it up read my quotes and you can get your healthy filling of Crystal Hilton to your hearts desire.
But enough about me, let’s focus to something relevant and that being on the one and only Snow. The woman…. Wait a second, stop the press, stop the filming. Are we positively sure that Snow is in fact a girl? Just look at the big bitch. From here on we will simply refer to that thing that is called Snow an it. “IT” has been in this company for a little while now, and I have been monitoring IT for a bit now. On paper they are coming into this match being undefeated. Fine...Ok I can respect a woman that is undefeated but who the hell has she honestly beaten to be undefeated?
Ok maybe that in itself was a pretty stupid thing to ask. If one is undefeated that means they beat everyone that was put in front of them but I too know that fact. What I meant to say just look at the people that she has beaten. Danica Jones, Fiona Williams, Cindy Warren?
Am I really supposed to be impressed over the fact that you have beaten some egotistical nobody from the Hamptons?
Am I supposed to be impressed because you defeated the Irish cunt who is married to an inconsistent man that I used to be with, and thus that inconsistency has been passed down to her through injection?
Or am I supposed to be thrilled because you had it in you to beat some goody two shoes nurse who would be better working in a hospital then in a wrestling ring, who thinks that training for a few months can make you into a wrestling sensation overnight.
Let’s be honest here Snow the truth is you really haven’t faced anyone of importance yet. Hell you haven’t even fought anyone that is even worthy enough of being inside a wrestling ring for that matter. But this week you don’t have to worry about that. You don’t have to worry about mowing down over an opponent and for them to sit there without saying anything in retaliation because you will be in for one hell of a wake up call when you face the Rose Goddess, the self proclaimed Perfection of Reflection.
When you wrestle me you will be entering into the ring with a woman who has over ten years of experience of being a wrestler. A woman who is the protege of her father a Puerto Rican sensation who has spent years in Mexico being a proud Luchadore and is now running his own school. He taught me everything that he knows and I have had my share of experience competing around the world. So now here I am with LAW… And although they do have a habit of wrestling in some of the smaller venues it makes no difference to me because I will be the chica that takes this company from wrestling in these dumps to making them spotlighted at the big stage.
Which shouldn’t be too hard to do considering you have me spotlighted as a main attraction. Ever since I came to this company when I was lurking in the background it was that of a big deal. Snow I don’t think you even know what you are up against when you step into the ring with me. For some reason you have this crazy obsession of all of these barbies that are entering into the company. You have this obsession of trying to weed them out, and don’t like it when women spend more time worrying about their looks instead of competing in the ring.
First and foremost there is no plastic on my body. I didn’t spend any money to look this way. Have you even seen my body? My B cups, my skinny body. Bitch what the hell do I need to pay for anyway? When you look like this you don’t need to spend endless money on trying to portray something that you aren’t. But it finally dawned on me. I know why it gets to you. After all you are bisexual or whatever.
You really want this don’t you? You like what you are about to see? You would like to spend a night with Crystal Hilton wouldn’t you? Well you are about to get your fill of the original Every Man’s Fantasy. Not some British cunt that want’s to go about replacing me because let’s be honest here the original is always better than the imitation.
Well if a night with Crystal is what you want then a night with Crystal Hilton is what you are going to get. Although it isn’t going to be the type of night that you were necessarily looking forward too. There will be some moaning… There will be some screaming. Hell you have the pleasure of being able to costar in a special movie with one of Hollywood’s biggest stars. You should feel proud Snow.
A movie I would like to entitle Crystal Hilton takes over LAW. Don’t be ashamed of the title. Somebody has to be at the receiving end of my first asswhopping in this company, and that get’s to be you Snow. You really want to beat me? Get your mind mind of all things that don’t even matter. Get your eyes off of Aphrodite, Get your mind off of this whole BWO nonsense and you trying to weed out the Barbies.
Because when we step in the ring you are going to come to the reality that you simply aren’t as good as you think you are. The time for mediocrity and inconsistency is going to end and a chapter of perfection will officially begin.
Welcome to the story of Crystal Hilton Snow, and welcome to what it feels like to be on the losing end of things.
This rose will never wither away, and you will see for yourself that perfection simply doesn’t fail… For it is written in the book that is Crystal Hilton chapter 2 verse 3… For all shall bow and fall before the Rose Goddess…. Bow bitch…. Everyone will soon do so… The undefeated streak ends this week and a new one begins…
The scene comes into focus and as it does we are treated to a shot of Crystal Hilton in the offices of LAW. She is at the main headquarters and she is sitting down at a table. In front of her is the President of LAW Lucas Dupree. Crystal has a hand mirror in her hand and she is glancing at her own reflection as Lucas takes a long deep breath reaching out to her.
Lucas: Ok Miss Hilton here is your contract. All you need to do is sign on the dotted line and all of this will be official.
Crystal however isn’t paying any attention to him as her attention is on that of herself. She let’s an evil grin escape her lips as she runs her fingers through her hair. Her eyes glance at her reflection as she begins to speak to it.
Crystal: Mirror, mirror on the wall who is the best wrestler of them all?
Lucas rolls his eyes as he doesn’t know what to make of it all. He glares at Crystal for a few moments before he scratches his bald head.
Lucas: You do realize that mirror isn’t on a wall right? It’s actually in your hand, and as far as the whole Snow White evil witch thing you got going on there. I don’t think the mirror is going to respond to you. That’s not how the real world works…
Crystal slowly puts her mirror down as she locks eyes with Lucas.
Crystal: Excuse me? What did you say?
Lucas however just nods his head in agreement as he continues to speak.
Lucas: Not to mention that the answer to your question is very simple. The best wrestler in the world according to LAW standards is Kate Steele. She is holding our World Championship and right behind her we have Violet as our Marquee Champion.
Crystal: Meh… And you mean to tell me that two redheads are the best that your company has to offer? You know what I’ll even do you a favor. Just don’t say anything… Please just don’t… We are going to ask the mirror how they feel about your company.
Crystal holds the mirror as she moves her hair about. She let’s a smile escape her lips as she shows her purely whites. She licks her lips slightly as she begins to speak into it.
Crystal: Oh gorgeous and beautiful mirror should I really sign this contract right now?
Crystal leans forward as she places her ear to the mirror and her eyes open wide up as she backs away from that.
Crystal: Oh Mr Dupree needs me on his roster? He actually needs a star whose name means something in the wrestling world to be apart of his roster? You know mirror… I really don’t wrestle in dumps… The arenas that they choose around here to compete at, I been in dressing rooms bigger than the arenas, but I shall be a great service to my community. I will give back to charity and I shall make a donation of myself to compete on this roster. After considering the things that they have lurking around in this company they are going to need me to come in and clean up a bit.
Lucas: What does that even mean?
Crystal: Come on now.. Mr.. Dupree have you seen Snow?
Lucas: Considering I signed her… I am going to take that as a rhetorical question and simply won’t answer it…
Crystal: … Are we positively sure that thing needs to be wrestling in this company. Somebody who looks like they could be a stunt double for Lurch from the Addams family movie should not be wrestling in this company…
Lucas: Actually no she couldn’t…
Crystal: And why is that?
Lucas: considering that movie came out in 1991 she was probably just a little kid when it was released.
Crystal: And your point?
Lucas sighs as he looks back at Crystal.
Lucas: Are you going to sign the contract or not?
Crystal: Fine…
Crystal quickly scribbles her name on the dotted line as she pushes it back at Lucas.
Crystal: Consider it done…
Lucas: About time, as for your first match hope you are ready because you will be fighting Snow in a few weeks.
Crystal: What?! No… You can’t do that…
Lucas: Actually I can…
Crystal: Well Snow better watch out… She better not get FROZEN in my limelight… She better CHILL out. Because…
Lucas: No… Stop… Just stop…. You aren’t Mr. Freeze… The puns just quit while you are ahead.
Crystal: And what’s wrong with them?
Lucas: Because they are puns from a movie that was worthy of winning multiple Razzies… On second thought keep it up you are Crystal Hilton… I would expect nothing less than a Razzie worthy performance from you. Good day Miss Hilton…
With that Lucas walks away as Crystal sits there as she thinks to herself.
Crystal: Razzie worthy?! Wait come back here… My movies aren’t that bad are they?! MR DUPREE!!!!!!!!!!!!