Post by Zelda on May 4, 2014 1:27:44 GMT -5
am I late? Sorry I wrote this earlier, but was thinking deadline was Sunday. I'm sorry guys.
[We open up to see that Zelda is laying on a hotel bed with a video game controller in her hand and her back up against the head board. Skye Sparks, her tag team partner and good friend is on the other bed making herself look even sexier while talking to Zelda.]
Skye: Look Zel, You need to throw something nice on, I’m thinking sun dress and come out with me and we can have some fun before the show Sunday.
Zelda: I’m good. I’m working on this perfect play through of Final Fantasy X and I am really wanting to focus on that.
[Skye’s eyes almost fall out of her head as she glares at Zelda in complete disbelief at this thought. After processing the idea for a minute Skye begins to speak again.]
Skye: Ok that is literally the lamest thing I have ever heard. Now, suit up and lets go out and find you some fun.
Zelda: I…
Skye: No, don’t argue this. How long as it been for you?
Zelda: Well I don’t know, a few months or so?
[No she’s in complete shock again. Skye can’t wrap her brain around that one.]
Skye: Ok that’s it I have to get you out of this room and out to a bar.
Zelda: Come on, I don’t want to.
Skye: Why not? You haven’t been with a guy in months and I have never seen you actually go out and do anything in an attempt to get with anyone… you need to jump back on the horse so to speak…
Zelda: jump back on the horse…
Skye: Not like that!….. ok a little like that… but come on! Why wouldn’t you want to come out with me and get our party on?
Zelda: …because.
Skye: That’s not an answer Zelda! Come on.
Zelda: Well that’s the best you’re getting…
Skye: Come on, that doesn’t mean anything, you have to give me an answer here…
Zelda: LOOK! Whenever I go out and “have some fun” I always end up both regretting it and feeling the need to go get myself tested. So if you’ll excuse me… I’m at the part where we’re planning on attacking Sin with our airship.
[Skye looks at Zelda and begins shaking her head back and forth in disbelief.]
Look at this…
I have been in LAW for two shows now, I’ve been on this roster wrestling matches for this company for just over a month and not only am I undefeated I have just defeatd the first ever and current Marquee Champion in her first matches since winning the title. How just incredibly awesome is that? I know right?
See… that’s what I do. I come in, I make some noise and no not in the bedroom type of noise so you can stop those snide comments right now, and then I start moving up that roster faster than you can blink. Now the question of course here is can I do that again? Can I sprint through this company like I have so many others? Can I keep up this pace with LAW?
I guess that all depends on “Sin” here.
Let me start off by telling you one thing… I, in my life, have fought Sin more times than I can count. I am in the middle of a play through right now in an epic battle with Sin, so you don’t really matter to me at all. I can beat you in my sleep, me Tidus and Yuna have turned this into a fine art like no other.
Oh what? Don’t like being compared to a video game villian?
Then don’t have a ridiculous ring name.
I mean really… what in the world is that about?
You’re “sin”?
Am I supposed to think that you’re pure evil or something? Am I supposed to believe that you’re the personification of everything wrong in this world? I mean seriously, what is going on here? If you are attempting to be intimidating it’s not working because you really just coming off as silly. I play video games, watch Star Wars religiously and I can tell you that this sounds like something a 10 year old would come up with.
You look here and listen ok? I am going to own you so hard you n00b biscuit.
Why? Because I can. Why? because I refuse to have my record right now tarnished by somebody so childish and frankly lame.
You see… I flat out refuse to lose to you here. I flat out refuse to be beat in this situation. What I’m going to do is walk out there and goomba stomp you into the mat and continue this hot streak. What I’m going to do is lay the “pwn” on you and win this match.
Now let me just make this clear to you… this is my story, this is my legend, this is my time to shine…. again.
I’m going to win… you’re going to lose.
Thanks for playing.
[We open up to see that Zelda is laying on a hotel bed with a video game controller in her hand and her back up against the head board. Skye Sparks, her tag team partner and good friend is on the other bed making herself look even sexier while talking to Zelda.]
Skye: Look Zel, You need to throw something nice on, I’m thinking sun dress and come out with me and we can have some fun before the show Sunday.
Zelda: I’m good. I’m working on this perfect play through of Final Fantasy X and I am really wanting to focus on that.
[Skye’s eyes almost fall out of her head as she glares at Zelda in complete disbelief at this thought. After processing the idea for a minute Skye begins to speak again.]
Skye: Ok that is literally the lamest thing I have ever heard. Now, suit up and lets go out and find you some fun.
Zelda: I…
Skye: No, don’t argue this. How long as it been for you?
Zelda: Well I don’t know, a few months or so?
[No she’s in complete shock again. Skye can’t wrap her brain around that one.]
Skye: Ok that’s it I have to get you out of this room and out to a bar.
Zelda: Come on, I don’t want to.
Skye: Why not? You haven’t been with a guy in months and I have never seen you actually go out and do anything in an attempt to get with anyone… you need to jump back on the horse so to speak…
Zelda: jump back on the horse…
Skye: Not like that!….. ok a little like that… but come on! Why wouldn’t you want to come out with me and get our party on?
Zelda: …because.
Skye: That’s not an answer Zelda! Come on.
Zelda: Well that’s the best you’re getting…
Skye: Come on, that doesn’t mean anything, you have to give me an answer here…
Zelda: LOOK! Whenever I go out and “have some fun” I always end up both regretting it and feeling the need to go get myself tested. So if you’ll excuse me… I’m at the part where we’re planning on attacking Sin with our airship.
[Skye looks at Zelda and begins shaking her head back and forth in disbelief.]
Look at this…
I have been in LAW for two shows now, I’ve been on this roster wrestling matches for this company for just over a month and not only am I undefeated I have just defeatd the first ever and current Marquee Champion in her first matches since winning the title. How just incredibly awesome is that? I know right?
See… that’s what I do. I come in, I make some noise and no not in the bedroom type of noise so you can stop those snide comments right now, and then I start moving up that roster faster than you can blink. Now the question of course here is can I do that again? Can I sprint through this company like I have so many others? Can I keep up this pace with LAW?
I guess that all depends on “Sin” here.
Let me start off by telling you one thing… I, in my life, have fought Sin more times than I can count. I am in the middle of a play through right now in an epic battle with Sin, so you don’t really matter to me at all. I can beat you in my sleep, me Tidus and Yuna have turned this into a fine art like no other.
Oh what? Don’t like being compared to a video game villian?
Then don’t have a ridiculous ring name.
I mean really… what in the world is that about?
You’re “sin”?
Am I supposed to think that you’re pure evil or something? Am I supposed to believe that you’re the personification of everything wrong in this world? I mean seriously, what is going on here? If you are attempting to be intimidating it’s not working because you really just coming off as silly. I play video games, watch Star Wars religiously and I can tell you that this sounds like something a 10 year old would come up with.
You look here and listen ok? I am going to own you so hard you n00b biscuit.
Why? Because I can. Why? because I refuse to have my record right now tarnished by somebody so childish and frankly lame.
You see… I flat out refuse to lose to you here. I flat out refuse to be beat in this situation. What I’m going to do is walk out there and goomba stomp you into the mat and continue this hot streak. What I’m going to do is lay the “pwn” on you and win this match.
Now let me just make this clear to you… this is my story, this is my legend, this is my time to shine…. again.
I’m going to win… you’re going to lose.
Thanks for playing.