Post by The Circle Television Network on Jun 14, 2014 13:58:04 GMT -5
CTN TOWERS
New York City, New York
Domino, Sidney’s Public Relations Representative rapped her long and perfectly manicured nails on her mahogany desk as she stared at Maleek Raheem, as he sat dispassionately staring back at her. “Well?” she asked.
He shrugged his shoulders as he seemed taken aback by her question, “Well, what?”
Domino sat back hard in her seat to show her frustration, but she kept her eyes focused on him. “Can you explain to me why my phone has been blowing up since last week with questions over Sid’s drunken rant about her LAW debut? She made a spectacle of herself out there, when she should have been promoting her show and her appearance this weekend! Where were you? Why weren’t you there to stop her from screwing this thing up?!”
He rolled his eyes, folding his thickly muscled arms over his chest. “Man, I aint her fuckin’ babysister! She’s a grown ass woman! If that bitch wants to go out there and act a damn fool, that’s her damn business!!” He pointed at her, “Why you aint tellin’ that stupid old hag that she needs to be more worried about Kash puttin’ her foot in her ass instead of you draggin’ my ass in here and questionin’ me on what the hell I’m doing!”
Domino cocked her head to the side, “And what exactly ARE you doing Raheem? I mean, you certainly aren’t taking care of business!”
Raheem gave a grin, “You need a brotha to ‘take care of yo’ business?!” he chuckled loudly. “I mean, I got nothin’ but time on my hands right now. What’s up?”
Domino shook her head, then leaned in close with a smile of her own. “Careful Raheem…you might not want to spread yourself too thin. I’ve looked at the LAW roster, looks like you have more than a few past business associates to worry about before you get around to me.” She eyed him carefully, “I need to know who you’re really going to be in bed with this weekend…us or them?”
Candid Moment: Domino
Maleek Raheem is not the man to manage Sidney’s business affairs, but I can’t deny the fact that when it comes to ladies, he has a certain…way about him. Besides, Sidney has a massive crush on him and wouldn’t let me fire him, even if I wanted to! Of course, that doesn’t change the fact that he doesn’t give two shits about her and he’d rather spend his free time trying to stick it to everyone and anyone stupid enough to drop their panties for him.
I…have admittedly been stupid in the past. I am SO over that…
That brings me to LAW…and two very prominent skeletons in Raheem’s closet. He and Crystal Hilton had a thing a few years ago. Interesting girl…did some good business for CTN with television and music, but I never quite got the attraction to Raheem. She’s a smart girl…but she had to know that Raheem was a dog looking to bury his bone wherever he could. Of course…what’s to say that she wasn’t the one that was playing him? I don’t know how this is going to play out…with their history, something is bound to snap between Crystal and Sid. I need Raheem to put a lid on this thing before it becomes…a thing!
Then, of course, there is Angel Kash…who just happens to be Sid’s very first opponent in LAW. I know about as much about the relationship between Angel and Raheem as I did about the one with Crystal. Were they doing it…or were they just doing business? Angel was always an opportunist…and an exceptionally rich and vicious one. I know for a fact that she was using Raheem to get ahead. The question is whether he is still on that bitch’s payroll or not!
Raheem exhaled hard to show his exasperation. “Man! Get on wit’ that shit! I’m about business first! You payin’ me to do this thing wit’ Sid…I’ma do th’ damn thing!” He tried to play it off, but he knew that it was written all over his face. His past dealings with Crystal Hilton and Angel Kash could be a problem, if he let it…or it could be a boon. He knew that Domino was a businesswoman of the highest caliber first and foremost. That is why he signed on with her in the first place. She knew that at the end of the day, only dollars made any sense…loyalty only got you so far.
He cocked his head to the side and assessed Domino carefully. There was no need to sugar coat things with her. “Look! Let’s be real shall we? This whole thing wit’ Sid has been cool…but you and I both know that it can’t last. Sid is on her way out of th’ damn spotlight! Her shit is old and played th’ fuck out! That show of hers is on its last legs and everyone knows that this season is gonna be her last. This wrestlin’ stunt she is trying to pull is embarrassing!” He shook his head. “Back in th’ day…Sid was th’ shit, but now, that bitch aint gonna draw no damn real fuckin’ cheddar! She’ll be lucky to draw flies! If you wanna get paid…you need to put that bitch out to pasture and put yo’ money behind someone younger and more relevant…PERIOD!”
Domino looked at him, hearing what he was saying and not disagreeing entirely. All the same, she kept her poker face on. There was no need for her to show him that she was buying what he was selling…at least not at the moment. “So…you suggesting that we just sever ties with the woman…just like that?!!”
Raheem stared at her as if she was stupid and was missing the point. “Dom, I know you aint no damn dummy! Look at what Sid did last week? She made a fool out of herself on national television and she has spent every spare moment since then, bashin’ an interviewer for callin’ her old ass what she is…OLD!!”
Domino shook her head. “I am NOT ready to throw away years of good business because you want to get one of your old exes in here and on the payroll! You’re thinking with your little head instead of your big one!”
Raheem snorted at her dick joke, “Funny…but you know that I’m right. Sid aint nothin’ but a damn headache and the only reason that anyone ever gave a damn about her is because she’s a fuckin’ train wreck waitin’ to happen…everyone likes seein’ a spectacular crash!” He shrugged his shoulders, “I’m sayin’ we should take this chance to make a change! CTN use to back th’ hottest talent out there…not senior fuckin’ citizens! Would Kash or Hilton be so bad?!! Think about it!”
Domino couldn’t argue with logic, nor could she argue with ratings. They had been slipping over the past few seasons and coming back to wrestling was a last ditch effort to salvage Sid’s last sliver of fame. Still, she wasn’t quite ready to kick Sid to the curve…not without having something better on the hook. “I hear you loud and clear Raheem…but you need to hear me! I have ZERO intention of severing ties with Sid while there is still money to be made.” Raheem started to speak, but she cut him off. “FUCK THAT!! I don’t want to hear it!” She pointed at him, “You need to get Sid ready to face Kash! You know her…you worked with her…hell, for all I know you were screwing her! Tell Sid what she needs to do when she faces her.”
He held up his hands, “What th’ fuck do I look like?! I aint got no motherfuckin’ time machine! That is what she’s gonna need when she steps in th’ ring wit’ Kash! That damn lush is gonna get…”
Domino slammed her hand down on the desk. GODDAMN IT!! YOU’RE NOT HEARING ME!!” She narrowed her eyes as her voice lowered, “Sid putting on a good show against Angel Kash is going to be your focus! No more jokes about her being old or stupid…a drunk…”
“SHE IS A DAMN DRUNK!!” Raheem yelled.
Domino couldn’t dispute that, but it was immaterial at the moment. “Her press conference was a disaster. SoLo got her upright…but upright isn’t good enough. I need you to get to Cleveland and get her ready for the match.” Domino sighed as she sat back and shook her head. “She doesn’t need to win…but it would be nice if Kash didn’t kill her…okay?”
Raheem didn’t answer as he threw up his hands in defeat...
Candid Moment: Raheem
Aint this about a damn bitch?! I’m tryin’ hard like a motha to get my damn shine on and instead of me blowin’ up th’ damn spot…I have to look after a bitch…WIT’ liver spots! This shit is on my last fuckin’ nerve…that’s for real!
Dom wants me to look after her little cash cow? I’m gonna do it…but if that bitch get her damn neck broke by Angel, that’s too fuckin’ bad! Serves her right for spendin’ all of her time worried about what Carmen Diaz’s fine ass had to say about her instead of keepin’ her mind on th’ damn ring! Spendin’ all her damn time cryin’ bout Crystal and who she’s lookin’ at! Man, Sid better watch herself…fuckin’ wit’ them Hispanics is liable to get a bitch stabbed!
Raheem rubbed the back of his neck hard as he came to grips with the fact that Domino wasn’t quite ready to give up on Sid, still…he could see that given the right opportunity…she’d do what needed to be done. “Okay! I’ll roll wit’ it for now…just think about what I said. I am tryin’ to help you!”
“You’re trying to help yourself,” Domino interjected “…but I can certainly appreciate a man who is so passionate about his position…and how to improve it.” She laced her fingers as she assessed him. “You have a relationship with Kash…I need you take advantage of that relationship. Things with Sid are…tenuous at the moment. We don’t need another disaster on our hands. Make sure that things go…well.”
He nodded, “You know I’m your boy…”
She returned the nod. “As for Hilton…I’d be lying if I said that I wasn’t interested in seeing her working with us again.” She paused, unsure if she wanted to even put the offer out there. “If she’s open to coming back into the fold…maybe I am interested in making…some long overdue changes.”
A long slow smile crept across his face. “There’s my bitch.”
Domino stiffened. “I haven’t okayed anything! Just test the waters is all that I am saying. I am not cutting ties with Sid until I’m sure of what I have…” she arched her eyebrow at him, “…are we clear?”
Raheem smiled broadly as he responded, “Crystal.”
END
Cleveland, Ohio
The Inner City…?
“This is SO not a good idea” SoLo said to herself for the hundredth time since Sidney had told her of her plan. Like many of the schemes that her employer had cooked up in the past, she knew that this would somehow result in a spectacular backlash of epic proportions. She knew that Sidney wouldn’t listen to her, but felt it was at least her duty to try to talk some sense into her employer. “Ms. Grey…I don’t think that thi…”
“QUIET!” Sid screamed, “I need silence to get into my role. Don’t distract me!”
SoLo did what she was told, but that didn’t change her feelings about what was about to happen. She looked over at the cameraman and he looked back at her and shrugged. He was just doing what he was told…but she sensed that even he knew that this was going to be spectacularly bad.
Sid spoke up, “Okay…I’m ready. ACTION!!”
The camera pulled back to a shot of a dimly lit street. In the background, a sprawling ghetto stood with dirty brick walls covered with graffiti and dotted with windows baring cracked and shattered panes. Cars passed by slowly, as their driver’s took note of the desperate women wearing next to nothing, draped in a lack of self-respect and poverty. The inner city was hell…and we were in the middle of it.
As a black sedan slows and pulls up to the curve, one of the girls walks over and taps on the window. The nervous young man rolls it down and swallows hard as he gives a cautious nod to the woman, working to force out a coherent greeting, “H-Hi…I…”
Suddenly another woman charges into the scene, knocking the woman away from the window as she yelled at her in a thick Hispanic accent that was almost inaudible. “GET OUTTA HERE PUTA!! THIS IS CARMEN’S STREET CORNER!! JOU BETTA START RUNNING BEFORE I CUT JOU!!” The woman turns her attention to the startled man in the car, “Hi Daddy, are jou looking for some good time?”
The man shakes his head violently as he stomps on the gas, causing his car to peel out, leaving the woman in a thick cloud of exhaust fumes and burning rubber. The woman coughs as she tries desperately to wave away the billowing fog. She stamps her feet as she flips off the rapidly disappearing car. ‘FUCK JOU ASSHOLE!!”
As the cloud dissipates the woman regains her composure and turns to the camera and it focuses on her face, revealing Sidney Grey dressed and made up to look like a rather unflattering version of Carmen Diaz. She gave a toothy grin that was bedazzled with a sparkling grill that appeared to spell out the word “HO” in multicolored sequins.
“E’llo everyones and welcomes to the Carmen’s Street Corner!” She gestures to the less than impressive surroundings, “I, of course, is the Carmen Diaz, LAW’s Lead Interviewers!” She gives a knowing wink to the camera.
“Before I get start on the shows, I have somethings VERY important to say…” she pauses as she gestures for the camera to come closer. “I am a stupid, uneducated douche bags and jou are a stupid if jou watches this show!” The camera pulled back as she smiled. “Now that the daily announces is over, lets get to the shows, jes?!”
The Newes and The Updates:
”Now that the LAW Validations is in the books…” she paused, “…which someones had to tell me about, because I cannot read, I would like to thanks to all the peoples that makes the shows a success…by inviting them into my cavernous hole of a mouth.” She winked, “Don’t worries…it is room enough for everyones in here!”
“This weeks, LAW had the privileges of signing traces mamis…Ashy Scallion, Jennys Tuck, and Gabriellas Muchachos. What is even much more betters, LAW was lucky enough to be make picked by the biggest stars in all the worlds…” she gave an overly long and dramatic pause, “…SIDNEY GREY!!” I can spend many, many hours talking about the Sidney Grey, but I could never do her the justices that she deserves…because I am an uneducated douche!”
“In others, but more sad newes…LAW has made the releases of The Circus of Maximus for failing to meet booking obligations.” She paused and looked nervously off camera. “They got fired because they no can read either?”
From off camera an answer came, “No, they just didn’t show up when they were told to.”
That seemed to fill her with some relief. “OH! Thank goodness, because my reading is not so goods!”
“LAWs next big events will be the ippv shows, “Queens of the Rings” which will make features a one-nights-stand…errr…sorry! One-nights tournament! The winner…which everyone agrees will be Sidney Grey, will go on to the make the faces and go on to beat the LAW World Champions!” She gives a rye grin before continuing, “The losers of the finales will make the faces with the Marquee Champions.”
LAW #7 Review
”Okay! The first post-Validation show went down…and that is somethings that I am VERY familiars with…going down! There were 4 huge matches and all of them would have been much better if Sidney Grey were in them…still, I guess they were pretty much okay…”
“Zeldas Kites…” she paused, “Jou know, I didn’t know that they make her into a video games, that is SO cool!” She looked confused for a second, “Where was I? OH!! Zeldas and the Skyes Sparkles, won the LAW Tag team titles at the Validations in a 4 team elimination tournament! Just to leave no doubts, the champs took on the women they beat in singles competitions! Despite being a champions, Sparkles proved that she was the weakest Links when she was beaten in less than spectacular fashions by a members of the LAW medical treatment staff!”
Again, a voice calls to her from off camera, “She not a doctor…she is just called Doc.”
She looks shocked, “Doc is not a real doctors?!” She seems dismayed at first and then somewhat relieved. “I was going to ask her about this burnings I have in my burrito box…I’m so glad you told me this! That would have been embarrassing!” She gave a sigh.
“Katie Steelers, the woman who going to lose her title to Sidney Grey, our next Queens of the Rings, got to enjoy one mores victory as she battled Fates. I am sure that she is savoring all the wins she can get before she loses that belt to a much more deserving woman…Sidney Grey.” She winked again.
“After the weakest Links in her team was beaten, Zeldas returned the favor and beatens the weakest links of the Doctor’s team, Cindy Wardens.” She narrowed her eyes thoughtfully, “Jou know…Zeldas should team with the Doctors and then they will both have a team with no losers…that is my thinkings on this.” Again she paused, “Of course, I am a stupido…so that should be taken into accountings.”
A slight sneer touched her lips as she talked about the next match, “On to the strangers in my bed matches. The Hermaphrodites found herself in a teams with Flash Gordans as they took on Violent and my personal favorite…” she said, as the sarcasm could almost be seen dripping from her lips. “…Crystal Ho-Ton!” She smirked, “To be honest, while this matches was good, I feel like kinda bad because Ho-Ton is like a stereotypist! I mean, why she have to steal the matches from her partners?! I feel like…now peoples are thinking we all steal stuff…” she shrugged, “…I mean, yeah…it’s true…but she’s a bitch and stuff!”
LAW #8 Preview:
”Ahhhhh! Now we get to the coming up shows!”
Jennys Tuck vs. Danica Patricks Jones
”I don’t know what Jenny has been tucking, but I don’t think it’s the burritos because its probably a taco! All of that aside, she is going to find herself in a match with LAWs resident crash test dummy! If I am a betting womans, I would say that Danica is going to go down on Jennys…OH!! No! I mean Danica is going down…if shes not careful!”
Ashy Scallion vs. Haruna Kindawannasucky
”Ashy makes her debutes in this matches against Haruna Kindawannasucky! Honestly, I don’t know anything about these womens. I heard that Ashy was a big deal…and that is more than I have heard about Haruna.” She rubbed her hands together. “I am REALLY looking forward to going to get some popcorns during this matches!”
Sidney Grey vs. Angle Kashes
She lit up when it was time to talk about this match. “OK! I don’t want to be fucking a dead horses here…but I will say it again…I am a stupid bitch!” She wiped the imaginary sweat from her brow, “Now that we have gotten that out of the way…HOW GREAT IS SIDNEY GREY?!! I mean, we should be putting the belt on her right now…so that it is legitimate, for a changes!” She pointed at the camera, “I hopes that the management is watching. Look! Why is this match not the main events?! Everyone is watching LAW just to see Sidney, and they are going to turn off the television as soon as the matches is over! This boggles the mind!”
She stroked her chin, “I understand that Angle Kashes sucks in the ring and it will be an easy defeat…but trust me, a bad Sidney Grey matches is better than anything else that is going to be on that night!”
The Doctor vs. Crystal Ho-Ton
”I might as well breeze through these, since the audience is going to turn off their televisions as soon as Sidney Grey is done beating Kashes to a pulp! With any luck, we will see Zeldas come down to the rings with her new partner, The Doctor! I know it’s a longest shots, but with any luck, Doctor will perform a successful face transplants on Crystal and she’ll leave the ring looking like a woman instead of Rupaul!”
EMF (Enormous Menstrual Flow) vs. Crème de Fatale
“When Zeldas brings out The Doctor as her new partners, fresh off of rearranging Ho-Ton’s face, this will be a greatest moments for LAW! Whether or not they stands a chances against Hermaphrodite and her partner in Crème de Fatale, remains to be seen!”
Kate Steelers vs. Violent
“Lastly, but not leastly! It’s champions against the champions matches! Which of these womens will prove to be superiors?” She shrugged, “It doesn’t matter now that Sidney Grey is here! The only way that this matches ends on a positive note, is if they both just hand their titles over to Sidney when it is all over!”
Closing:
”Thank you all for coming out to my Carmen’s Street Corner! I am POSITIVE that this was the best shows that I have ever done! I am also POSITIVE that I am a giant fucking douche!” She stuck her tongue out and licked it at the camera. “For no one out there in particular, I'm Carmen Diaz, and I'll see jou here next time I decide to do something useful with my mouth…right here on Carmen’s Street Corner!