Post by Miyoko Oshiro on Jun 14, 2014 19:20:21 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Skye Sparks sitting on her bed in a hotel room wearing a white England National Team jersey with a blue number 5 on the front of it. She hears a knock on the door and tells the person to come in. Katie Callaghan walks in and looks at Skye in disbelief.
Katie Callaghan: What the Hell is that on your face?
Skye Sparks: Face paint.
Katie Callaghan: So you are sitting in your hotel room all by yourself, watching England play a World Cup game against Italy wearing face paint that looks like the England Flag.
Skye Sparks: Yes, that is exactly what I’m doing.
Katie Callaghan: Just when I didn’t think you could lose your mind any more than you had before you go and do this.
Skye Sparks: It’s not my fault that don’t like sports and it’s also not my fault that your team that you would root for sucks more dick than Faith.
Katie Callaghan: Who is Faith?
Skye Sparks: Some cum dumpster whore from Miami who is one of my opponents this week.
Katie Callaghan: I’ve never heard of her and I’ve been here the entire time this place has been open.
Skye Sparks: I know, SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL.
Katie Callaghan: What ball?
Skye Sparks: Not you, I’m yelling at the TV and how fucking shit we are playing right now.
Katie Callaghan: Take it easy, this is just the round robin, it really doesn’t get serious until the group stage.
Skye Sparks: I know but still we shouldn’t be losing to Italy, there team isn’t really that good anymore. They basically have Ballotelli, Pirlo and Buffon and Buffon isn’t even playing today. We shouldn’t be losing and Pirlo just about scored that free kick from way the Hell out. We are going to lose this freaking game but at least with how bad Uruguay looked today we should at least be able to beat them on Thursday.
Katie Callaghan: You are probably right about that. Say have you talked to Fergus at all over the last two weeks.
Skye Sparks: No I haven’t, I’ve sent him a few texts but I haven’t heard anything back, is he okay?
Katie Callaghan: I don’t know to be honest, I haven’t heard from him either. I wonder if he might have taken the news that you don’t like him a little worse than we thought that he would.
Skye Sparks: I really can’t help that. Was I just supposed to say that I liked him back just to not hurt his feelings?
Katie Callaghan: No because that is unfair for you, he just needs to be grown up about this and act like a freaking adult. I guess I’ll have to help you go over the game plan since Fergie seems to be dropping the ball here. What do we know about them?
Skye Sparks: They are blonde sluts.
Katie Callaghan: Besides that.
Skye Sparks: Well it appears that at least in the last match that Aphrodite was in she teamed with Snow and near the end of the match she walked out on her tag team partner.
Katie Callaghan: That’s good news, she seems to be so full of herself that she is willing to walk out on her partner even if it means losing.
Skye Sparks: That’s a really shit thing to do, I mean even if you know that you are going to lose at least lose with some honor. Don’t walk out on your partner like a little bitch. Man I can’t wait to kick her in the fucking face.
Katie Callaghan: I’m honestly going through the info here and this tag team has been on the books for over a month now and haven’t even tagged together before and yet they think that they can step into the ring with you and Zelda. Someone must really hate them if they are going to force them to tag together for the first time against the champs.
Skye Sparks: That’s just fine with me, I really need something to turn my mood around. I wasn’t able to beat Doc last week and England lost tonight. I could really use a pick me up right now and there is nothing better that I can think of to lift my spirits than to beat the skank out of two well…skanks. This is going to be super fun Katie, I can’t wait to punch one of these bitches and knock the fake blonde out of their hair.
Katie Callaghan: That’s the spirit, now go get cleaned up and we can go grab some dinner.
Skye Sparks: Okay.
Skye heads into the bathroom as the scene fades to black.
Katie Callaghan: What the Hell is that on your face?
Skye Sparks: Face paint.
Katie Callaghan: So you are sitting in your hotel room all by yourself, watching England play a World Cup game against Italy wearing face paint that looks like the England Flag.
Skye Sparks: Yes, that is exactly what I’m doing.
Katie Callaghan: Just when I didn’t think you could lose your mind any more than you had before you go and do this.
Skye Sparks: It’s not my fault that don’t like sports and it’s also not my fault that your team that you would root for sucks more dick than Faith.
Katie Callaghan: Who is Faith?
Skye Sparks: Some cum dumpster whore from Miami who is one of my opponents this week.
Katie Callaghan: I’ve never heard of her and I’ve been here the entire time this place has been open.
Skye Sparks: I know, SHOOT THE FUCKING BALL.
Katie Callaghan: What ball?
Skye Sparks: Not you, I’m yelling at the TV and how fucking shit we are playing right now.
Katie Callaghan: Take it easy, this is just the round robin, it really doesn’t get serious until the group stage.
Skye Sparks: I know but still we shouldn’t be losing to Italy, there team isn’t really that good anymore. They basically have Ballotelli, Pirlo and Buffon and Buffon isn’t even playing today. We shouldn’t be losing and Pirlo just about scored that free kick from way the Hell out. We are going to lose this freaking game but at least with how bad Uruguay looked today we should at least be able to beat them on Thursday.
Katie Callaghan: You are probably right about that. Say have you talked to Fergus at all over the last two weeks.
Skye Sparks: No I haven’t, I’ve sent him a few texts but I haven’t heard anything back, is he okay?
Katie Callaghan: I don’t know to be honest, I haven’t heard from him either. I wonder if he might have taken the news that you don’t like him a little worse than we thought that he would.
Skye Sparks: I really can’t help that. Was I just supposed to say that I liked him back just to not hurt his feelings?
Katie Callaghan: No because that is unfair for you, he just needs to be grown up about this and act like a freaking adult. I guess I’ll have to help you go over the game plan since Fergie seems to be dropping the ball here. What do we know about them?
Skye Sparks: They are blonde sluts.
Katie Callaghan: Besides that.
Skye Sparks: Well it appears that at least in the last match that Aphrodite was in she teamed with Snow and near the end of the match she walked out on her tag team partner.
Katie Callaghan: That’s good news, she seems to be so full of herself that she is willing to walk out on her partner even if it means losing.
Skye Sparks: That’s a really shit thing to do, I mean even if you know that you are going to lose at least lose with some honor. Don’t walk out on your partner like a little bitch. Man I can’t wait to kick her in the fucking face.
Katie Callaghan: I’m honestly going through the info here and this tag team has been on the books for over a month now and haven’t even tagged together before and yet they think that they can step into the ring with you and Zelda. Someone must really hate them if they are going to force them to tag together for the first time against the champs.
Skye Sparks: That’s just fine with me, I really need something to turn my mood around. I wasn’t able to beat Doc last week and England lost tonight. I could really use a pick me up right now and there is nothing better that I can think of to lift my spirits than to beat the skank out of two well…skanks. This is going to be super fun Katie, I can’t wait to punch one of these bitches and knock the fake blonde out of their hair.
Katie Callaghan: That’s the spirit, now go get cleaned up and we can go grab some dinner.
Skye Sparks: Okay.
Skye heads into the bathroom as the scene fades to black.