Post by Maki on Jan 29, 2018 8:10:32 GMT -5
We open up in a radio studio. Maki is sitting opposite a big bulking man. She has her hair braided, wearing hooped earrings, a huge blue sweater over tight blue jeggings and ankle boots.
DJ: Welcome back to the morning rush hour folks.
Beeping noise is heard.
DJ: Dave-O was that…?
Dave-O: Sure was. Beeping hell this early in the morning you have someone pulling your bell, Bull Man!
Bull: Too right. It’s a very chilly but sunny morning out there folks so pull your shade down and pump out Lake 88.1!
Dave-O: Did you forget your guest?
Bull: How could I? We have the very glamorous and kind of tough looking Melissa Aki here with us. She is an international wrestler of some repute and she will be at the Ladies All-Star Wrestling event fighting one Elizabeth Blackwell at Bi-Lo Center on Sunday night.
Dave-O: So get your questions in. We will be talking love, life, LAW and wrestling at 10 in the A.M
Bull: And that is…NO BULL!
Bullhorns are heard. They bullshit some more as they play music and pretend to be cheerful.
Bull: Okay boys and girls here we have the lady of the hour. Miss Melissa Aki.
Cue the applause sound with Bull and Dave-O whooping, Melissa shakes her head sadly.
Bull: You are a stunner, Melissa!
Maki: Thanks.
Dave-O: I mean hubba hubba blow my bubba!
Maki: Really?
Bull: Oh forget him. How do you like Greenville, Melissa?
Maki: It’s not as green as I thought it would be.
Dave-O: She is a cracker!
Bull: She sure is. So Melissa we have had a lot of questions for you so let’s get to it.
Dave-O: Chris who is fourteen asked: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
Bull: Chris got some balls on him!
Maki: No but I am engaged.
Dave-O: How does that work?
Maki: I am engaged to a woman.
Bull: Alright stop harassing her Dave-O you gimp. Okay this from Kayla who is ten. “ What made you sign for L.A.W?”
Maki: As you may know I am in a couple other federations and wanted to expand my brand and also pit my wits against some of the best who I would never otherwise had the pleasure of wrestling.
Bull: Like who?
Maki: Kenzi Grey, Chrystal Hilton, Etsuko, Roxy, Alicia Lukas to name a few.
Bull: Strong contenders.
Maki: I have faced Kenzi and I want to again. Etsuko…well she and I will be facing off very soon.
Bull: Do we detect some kind of animosity?
Maki: Have you seen the show?
Dave-O: I Have.
Maki: What did you think?
Dave-O: Lots of hot women fighting. What’s not to like?
Maki: If you weren’t in that booth…I would knock you out.
Bull: Whoa! Let’s quickly get to the next question. Katarina who is twenty two asked, “Do you feel you should have won against Kenzi Grey and if so do you feel management let you down?”
Maki: Hey Katarina. Love the name. Yes I am on record as having said so. Kenz even mentioned it. She is a little miffed that I said I had the match won. To be fair I did but I also mentioned that she also had a fair shot at it. To the second part of the question, honeylove, of course I am and if you know my career I do not get on with authority especially when they fail and I repeat FAIL to continue the match after someone who isn’t the timekeeper rang the bell. It should have been restarted and she should have been banned. I would have won if that had happened. Now my debut is tainted.
Bull: Okay when we get back from the ads we will be talking about the lady who did ring that bell and what she said since. Keep it Lake 88.1 and keep up…THE BULL!
As the red off air sign comes on Maki unfolds and then refolds her arms in annoyance
Maki: What is this bullshit? Misogynistic crap from the guy that couldn’t get a girl if he had three cocks! And YOU! Isn’t this supposed to be about pushing the L.A.W event? You are saying jackshit about that.
Bull: Whoa Dave-O pipe down. I saw you about to speak. Listen Melissa Dave is trying to be funny is all.
Maki: Seriously. Right now I am so close to rage kicking his face in.
Bull: Dave let me do the talking yeah? Satisfied?
Maki: For now.
Bull: I am sorry, love. Do you not like the ques…and we are back. Sitting with us still is the exuberant and intoxicating Melissa Aki otherwise known as MAKI!!!
Maki: Nice to be here.
Bull: Back to the question at hand. Nikita aged eight asked, “You haven’t mentioned Etsuko’s comments, would you give your answer here?” She is a big fan of her I guess.
Maki: Nikita. Another lovely name for a young lady. Everyone should have fans in some respect even Etsuko. As mentioned earlier she stopped my match when I was on top. She knows I will not let that lie. I am coming for her soon. Maybe not today or tomorrow but very soon.
Bull: Didn’t she say you should be proud of her ringing the bell?
Maki: Typical psychology Bull. She wants to get in my head, brainwash me into believing what she did showed how she sees me as a threat. As she should as I am coming for that breakout title. Whether it be Kenzi or Etsuko who has it. I will win it.
Bull: Matthew aged seventeen also asked on this topic, “Do you believe Etsuko is correct in her assumption that you need to learn self-control?”
Maki: Of course. She is right and very astute. So Matthew you are correct as well. I live on my emotions and maybe I do need some more self-control but if you annoy me or do something to upset me I am coming at you with the Queen’s guard at my side and nothing will stop me from winning the war.
Bull: “Did you think about her offer?” that comes from Natasha aged thirteen. A lot of female fans out there for you Melissa.
Maki: Trust. NextGen Army are strong! I will not say it over the airwaves whether I accept or not but I will let her know personally what my answer to her challenge is.
They cut to commercials and then came back with Melissa still looking pissed.
Bull: I am here once again with ladies wrestler Melissa Aki from L.A.W. To remind you all that the show will start on Sunday night from the Bi-Lo Center in downtown Greenville. Doors open at 7pm.
Maki: Don’t forget to buy your #MakiMerch before you get to your seats.
Bull: Nice plug.
Maki: Pays the bills eh babe?
Bull: Tristan thirty six asks, "Do you believe Elizabeth Blackwell has what it takes to defeat you?"
Maki: Look, anyone can beat anyone on any given day. She is quite young in her career and I have been doing this for six years. I like her to be honest with you. She is smart, tough and will give me a test but as soon as she gets hit with The Makihouse Kick its lights out. A fact not a promise.
Bull: Thanks to all the questions for our guest Melissa Aki. We have time for one more. Adrian twenty eight asks, “Is your friendship with Kenzi Grey strained because of what happened in your match? Also with her mother hating you for your ‘Demoness’ persona do you think this could add further friction?
Maki: Thanks for the questions Matty! No. My friendship with Kenzi is not strained. Hell she is way too cute to be mad at *Laughs* plus she didn’t do that though there have been baseless rumors she contrived to have this happen. Etsuko is to blame not Kenzi. I will face Kenz again and win but as we said before we are friends out of the ring. In it we are both business.
Bull: The second question?
Maki: Sidney is self-obsessed vacuous hussy. She is jealous plain and simple. She wants to put a wedge in my friendship with her daughter because the greatest of all time shit her piles ridden granny knickers when she saw Daniela emerge. I challenged her to a match and she backed out of it as per usual. She will not succeed. Kenz and myself are still tight as a nun’s vagina.
Bull: Whoa. You cannot say that on air! We are out of time folks. After the commercials we have a numerologist, Dr Stephen Pinkerton to tell you how your collective numbers could lead you to be a billionaire. Stick around you don’t wanna miss this on Lake 88.1!
As the off air sign goes on, Maki takes off the headphones and walks out without acknowledging the DJ and producer as we fade
DJ: Welcome back to the morning rush hour folks.
Beeping noise is heard.
DJ: Dave-O was that…?
Dave-O: Sure was. Beeping hell this early in the morning you have someone pulling your bell, Bull Man!
Bull: Too right. It’s a very chilly but sunny morning out there folks so pull your shade down and pump out Lake 88.1!
Dave-O: Did you forget your guest?
Bull: How could I? We have the very glamorous and kind of tough looking Melissa Aki here with us. She is an international wrestler of some repute and she will be at the Ladies All-Star Wrestling event fighting one Elizabeth Blackwell at Bi-Lo Center on Sunday night.
Dave-O: So get your questions in. We will be talking love, life, LAW and wrestling at 10 in the A.M
Bull: And that is…NO BULL!
Bullhorns are heard. They bullshit some more as they play music and pretend to be cheerful.
Bull: Okay boys and girls here we have the lady of the hour. Miss Melissa Aki.
Cue the applause sound with Bull and Dave-O whooping, Melissa shakes her head sadly.
Bull: You are a stunner, Melissa!
Maki: Thanks.
Dave-O: I mean hubba hubba blow my bubba!
Maki: Really?
Bull: Oh forget him. How do you like Greenville, Melissa?
Maki: It’s not as green as I thought it would be.
Dave-O: She is a cracker!
Bull: She sure is. So Melissa we have had a lot of questions for you so let’s get to it.
Dave-O: Chris who is fourteen asked: “Do you have a boyfriend?”
Bull: Chris got some balls on him!
Maki: No but I am engaged.
Dave-O: How does that work?
Maki: I am engaged to a woman.
Bull: Alright stop harassing her Dave-O you gimp. Okay this from Kayla who is ten. “ What made you sign for L.A.W?”
Maki: As you may know I am in a couple other federations and wanted to expand my brand and also pit my wits against some of the best who I would never otherwise had the pleasure of wrestling.
Bull: Like who?
Maki: Kenzi Grey, Chrystal Hilton, Etsuko, Roxy, Alicia Lukas to name a few.
Bull: Strong contenders.
Maki: I have faced Kenzi and I want to again. Etsuko…well she and I will be facing off very soon.
Bull: Do we detect some kind of animosity?
Maki: Have you seen the show?
Dave-O: I Have.
Maki: What did you think?
Dave-O: Lots of hot women fighting. What’s not to like?
Maki: If you weren’t in that booth…I would knock you out.
Bull: Whoa! Let’s quickly get to the next question. Katarina who is twenty two asked, “Do you feel you should have won against Kenzi Grey and if so do you feel management let you down?”
Maki: Hey Katarina. Love the name. Yes I am on record as having said so. Kenz even mentioned it. She is a little miffed that I said I had the match won. To be fair I did but I also mentioned that she also had a fair shot at it. To the second part of the question, honeylove, of course I am and if you know my career I do not get on with authority especially when they fail and I repeat FAIL to continue the match after someone who isn’t the timekeeper rang the bell. It should have been restarted and she should have been banned. I would have won if that had happened. Now my debut is tainted.
Bull: Okay when we get back from the ads we will be talking about the lady who did ring that bell and what she said since. Keep it Lake 88.1 and keep up…THE BULL!
As the red off air sign comes on Maki unfolds and then refolds her arms in annoyance
Maki: What is this bullshit? Misogynistic crap from the guy that couldn’t get a girl if he had three cocks! And YOU! Isn’t this supposed to be about pushing the L.A.W event? You are saying jackshit about that.
Bull: Whoa Dave-O pipe down. I saw you about to speak. Listen Melissa Dave is trying to be funny is all.
Maki: Seriously. Right now I am so close to rage kicking his face in.
Bull: Dave let me do the talking yeah? Satisfied?
Maki: For now.
Bull: I am sorry, love. Do you not like the ques…and we are back. Sitting with us still is the exuberant and intoxicating Melissa Aki otherwise known as MAKI!!!
Maki: Nice to be here.
Bull: Back to the question at hand. Nikita aged eight asked, “You haven’t mentioned Etsuko’s comments, would you give your answer here?” She is a big fan of her I guess.
Maki: Nikita. Another lovely name for a young lady. Everyone should have fans in some respect even Etsuko. As mentioned earlier she stopped my match when I was on top. She knows I will not let that lie. I am coming for her soon. Maybe not today or tomorrow but very soon.
Bull: Didn’t she say you should be proud of her ringing the bell?
Maki: Typical psychology Bull. She wants to get in my head, brainwash me into believing what she did showed how she sees me as a threat. As she should as I am coming for that breakout title. Whether it be Kenzi or Etsuko who has it. I will win it.
Bull: Matthew aged seventeen also asked on this topic, “Do you believe Etsuko is correct in her assumption that you need to learn self-control?”
Maki: Of course. She is right and very astute. So Matthew you are correct as well. I live on my emotions and maybe I do need some more self-control but if you annoy me or do something to upset me I am coming at you with the Queen’s guard at my side and nothing will stop me from winning the war.
Bull: “Did you think about her offer?” that comes from Natasha aged thirteen. A lot of female fans out there for you Melissa.
Maki: Trust. NextGen Army are strong! I will not say it over the airwaves whether I accept or not but I will let her know personally what my answer to her challenge is.
They cut to commercials and then came back with Melissa still looking pissed.
Bull: I am here once again with ladies wrestler Melissa Aki from L.A.W. To remind you all that the show will start on Sunday night from the Bi-Lo Center in downtown Greenville. Doors open at 7pm.
Maki: Don’t forget to buy your #MakiMerch before you get to your seats.
Bull: Nice plug.
Maki: Pays the bills eh babe?
Bull: Tristan thirty six asks, "Do you believe Elizabeth Blackwell has what it takes to defeat you?"
Maki: Look, anyone can beat anyone on any given day. She is quite young in her career and I have been doing this for six years. I like her to be honest with you. She is smart, tough and will give me a test but as soon as she gets hit with The Makihouse Kick its lights out. A fact not a promise.
Bull: Thanks to all the questions for our guest Melissa Aki. We have time for one more. Adrian twenty eight asks, “Is your friendship with Kenzi Grey strained because of what happened in your match? Also with her mother hating you for your ‘Demoness’ persona do you think this could add further friction?
Maki: Thanks for the questions Matty! No. My friendship with Kenzi is not strained. Hell she is way too cute to be mad at *Laughs* plus she didn’t do that though there have been baseless rumors she contrived to have this happen. Etsuko is to blame not Kenzi. I will face Kenz again and win but as we said before we are friends out of the ring. In it we are both business.
Bull: The second question?
Maki: Sidney is self-obsessed vacuous hussy. She is jealous plain and simple. She wants to put a wedge in my friendship with her daughter because the greatest of all time shit her piles ridden granny knickers when she saw Daniela emerge. I challenged her to a match and she backed out of it as per usual. She will not succeed. Kenz and myself are still tight as a nun’s vagina.
Bull: Whoa. You cannot say that on air! We are out of time folks. After the commercials we have a numerologist, Dr Stephen Pinkerton to tell you how your collective numbers could lead you to be a billionaire. Stick around you don’t wanna miss this on Lake 88.1!
As the off air sign goes on, Maki takes off the headphones and walks out without acknowledging the DJ and producer as we fade