Post by Sidney Grey on Sept 20, 2014 8:33:51 GMT -5
As this episode of ‘The World According to Sid’ began, it opened on a candid moment with Sidney Grey as she sat in make-up. Two women worked on her as she addressed the masses…
Candid Moment: Sidney Grey
Hello everyone and welcome to my life! As you can see, I am hard at work…doing what you, my fans, demand of me; being famous and amazing! You are all getting an inside peek at my upcoming movie that I happen to be starring in with my daughter, Foxy Brown 2099. It’s going to be great and I know that you will all absolutely love it!
That being said…I have other matters to address…one Evie Taylor!
Evie…I know you are watching this program right now, because you can’t take your eyes off me and everything that I do…because you want to be me! Oh! No, not literally BE Sidney Grey…that is cray-cray as the kids say. You don’t have the looks or the talent to be me! You want to be me in the professional sense…you want to succeed and be in main events…march around the LAW ring as its top attraction. Well sister, it’s reality check time…that ship has sailed and you have failed miserably in that regard.
You came into LAW and managed to whore your way into the Queen of the Ring tournament, when you had no right to even be in it! Everyone in that arena knows that if there was going to be a QotR…it was going to be me. I have been in more main events than anyone of worth on this roster and I have delivered the match of the night, time and time again. Believe me when I say this…because you know that it is true; your so-called win was a joke because Brie Salinas dominated in every match she was in. She beat that troll Jennifer Drew so badly that she didn’t even want to come out in the supposed finals! So…you get handed a win and crowned the Queen of LAW?
Go down the list of the big matches that night. No one outperformed me! Everyone that was a ‘big’ winner that night LOST in their first match out the gate…except for yours truly! Okay…technically I didn’t compete…but I didn’t lose either…and I won’t lose this weekend! Sorry…can’t say the same for you!
Evie, as far as you are concerned…this match is all about you proving that you really are the Queen of the Ring. You’re all nervous and your hands are all sweaty because you know that if you lose…you’re going to be a big fucking joke to everyone because all that I have said about you is true. You competed in three quarters of a tournament and got handed a win that you never earned…you came out the gates at LAW #13 with guns blazing and you lost, even with the LAW Champion in your corner…epic FAIL! The way people see it…this is your last chance to prove that you are as good as you claim you are…but you won’t do it Evie, because the one person that you have to truly convince of that fact is yourself…and not even you can lie that fucking well!
I know that this match isn’t about me getting what I rightfully deserve. Lucas says that you are the QotR…so, the ink has dried on that page and it is in the books; but there are still chapters to be written sweetheart! The book might say that you are the LAW Queen of the Ring…but it is also going to say that Sidney Grey was excluded from that tournament…and it is also going to say that Sidney Grey beat your ass on Sunday, 21 September 2014 right in the middle of the ring!
Will you call yourself the Queen of the Ring after that Evie? Will you still prance around LAW with a big stupid shit-eating grin on your face after I expose you as the fraud that you are? No…I don’t think you will Evie. I think you’ll finally learn your lesson and you’ll finally know your place in this business! Some people stand at the top of the mountain because they are that damn good…others are on their hands and knees under the table giving blowies because that is all that they are good for!
I’m not going to call you a curtain jerker…hell, you can put on a passable show in the ring. I won’t lie and tell the world that you can’t, but don’t kid yourself…you aren’t a main eventer either! You are mid-card trash masquerading as something you will NEVER be so long as I am in LAW…the brightest damn star on the roster! Check that arrogant attitude at the door because you know that everything I said was 100% true!
Name someone in this company of note that can even come close to me? You know what? YOU CAN’T! No one comes close to me in all of LAW. Don’t believe it? Here are the facts sweetie…name the biggest stars that this company has to offer and none of them hold a candle to me!
I hear all this talk about this Sukeban, the new Asian chick from Japan. Everyone is eating her shit up and Raheem…jackass that he is, is falling all over himself to get her to talk to him. She’s a rookie and a flash in the pan. Beating a curtain jerking jobber doesn’t make you a star…it just makes you a little better than a curtain jerking jobber! Don’t get me wrong…I’m sure that one day she might grow up to be a real live girl…but right now she’s not even close to being on my level…so stop with all the talk about her!
Mackenzie Roberts, the Queen Bitch. Honestly, I have nothing bad to say about her. I like her style and I like that she recognizes when a place and when people suck and she has no problem with saying it. I give her all the credit in the world for her big win on the last show…but this isn’t a one show profession. You can’t be good on one night and expect the world to be handed to you…well…unless you are the LAW Champion, but I’ll get to that bitch later! Mac can be my wingman anytime…but she can’t be the fucking Top Gun around here, because that spot is taken! That discussion ends right there!
Jennifer Drew came into LAW with all this fanfare and hype and for a moment, I thought that she was going to amount to something. Well, that troll-faced ju-ju doll ran into a buzzsaw at QotR and she has been stinking up the ring every since! How in the hell anyone thinks that her performance merits a shot at anything other than a spot selling popcorn and Crystal Hilton vomit bags outside the arena is amazing to me!
Brie Salinas doesn’t get a fraction of the kudos that she deserves…but don’t think that I consider her my equal, because I don’t! I just know a good worker when I see one. If I wasn’t here in LAW…she would be the best thing going, but too bad, so sad…Sidney Grey is in LAW! To be honest…if it wasn’t for the fact that LAW screwed her at QotR…instead of me tearing into Evie…I’d be eviscerating her instead. But you see…here is the difference; Brie isn’t a poser or a phony…so I’d have to drop her inside the ring with a power bomb…instead of clobbering Evie with a verbal pipe bomb!
What about CTN’s most recent cover girl? What about old stone face Nyako?! Everyone is scared of her because she is soooooooo serious and she likes to fight and doesn’t take any shit! Well…Nyako can just blow me! Her biggest claim to fame is beating The Doc…not once, but twice! Well…here’s a news flash; no one gives a flying fuck about The Doc! Nyako might have beaten the woman who is now the LAW Champion…but so did I! Nyako also split a pair of matches with Evie Taylor…and that is something that I have zero intentions of doing! CTN can try to talk up Nyako all they want…I’m the biggest attraction they have…and no one can say different!
Maybe Kate Steele can measure up? She was the LAW Champion and now she is going after the LAW Triple Crown! Well…here is little bit of reality for you; and no offense to Kate, but when you step down in competition to set your sets on less lofty goals…it’s not because you are looking to fill out your toy collection…it’s because you got kicked off the fucking playground where the big kids play. Maybe Kate was somebody a few months ago…but that ship sailed when she got her ass beat in the worst main event in the history of pay-per-view! She is no longer on my level…period!
Gabby Camacho…our vaunted Marquee Champion? Everyone is lining up to get a shot at her…because there is blood in the water. Why is that you may ask? What has she done except take a bunch of selfies on twitter, shake her ass on some workout DVD, and stink up the ring every other weekend? Camacho couldn’t hang when the spotlight was on her. She stole the Marquee Title and then she went out the next show and got exposed when Mackenzie Roberts beat her ass and made it look easy! If Gabby is Army Strong I hope that the other services can pick up all the slack that is being left! If America has to rely on that…this country is totally fucked!
Maybe The Doc is better than me? HA! That is such a ridiculous statement that I am shocked I even got the words out before laughing out loud! The Doc has the biggest title in the company and she’s one of the biggest scrubs that I have ever seen! She has won exactly ONE match since July! Loss after loss after loss…one to yours truly, but this company wants to put a belt on her? I should blame Lucas Dupree for this, but it’s not his fault…I guess LAW just has an Affirmative Action policy! Well…they can drop The Doc and put me in there as champion since I am actually FROM Africa, and thus blacker than anyone on the roster! The Doc beat a woman who has less heart than she has to win that belt, but that isn’t saying much. I have showed my dominance over her already…if I have to do it again…I’ll retire her ass once and for all!
Then we come to you Evie…our Queen of the Ring. As for you…just rewind this program and listen to what I already said, but if you’re too embarrassed to do that or just too retarded to figure it out…here are the Cliff’s notes! You don’t deserve to be called the QotR…you’re a rookie as far as LAW is concerned…secretarial work suits you because wrestling is for professionals! I think that sums you up. You were the luckiest woman on the LAW roster…right up until you got booked against me!
Sister, I’m the best woman in this business…and when I beat you down in front of the entire world this weekend…you are going to have to acknowledge that everything I said was true! The entire roster is going to have to acknowledge what I said and they will have to admit that I run the ring in this company! I don’t have a gold belt or a fancy unearned title to call myself by. I am not on the cover of wrestling magazines. No…that is you Evie….that’s you enjoying your 15 minutes. As me me…I’m more than just a reality star…as far as you are concerned, I am reality personified!
This weekend your fantasy comes to an end Queen Evie, it’s going to be OFF WITH YOUR HEAD! The next time anyone mentions you…the hash tag is going to read…The Queen is Dead! Your 15 minutes of fame ends on Sunday night, and I suggest that you learn to deal with it…BITCH!
Sidney held her shoulder as blood streamed from between her fingers, running in red ribbons down her arm. Her hair hung around her head in a tangled and matted mess and dirt, blood, and grime caked her face. She breathed heavily as she lay on the ground staring up at Kenzi as she stood over her. “Well? Aren’t you gonna kill me too?” Tears streamed down her face, “WELL?! Go on, shoot! I don’t want to live anymore!”
Kenzi held a gun on her with one hand and a jar in the other. “I know…that’s the idea.” She tossed a jar to Sidney. “The rest of your man is in that jar, and I want you two to spend a whole lotta time together. Maybe then, you can feel some of what I feel.”
Sidney looked at the jar and then screamed as she realized that there was a severed penis floating in the jar. “STEVE!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Kenzi narrowed her eyes as she spoke through clenched teeth, “Death is too easy for you, bitch! I want you to SUFFER!!” She started to turn away, then she stopped and turned back. “On second thought!”
She pulled the trigger and the glass jar exploded and blood gushed from Sidney’s chest as she jerked to the ground.
“AND CUT!!” The director yelled as people on the set began to clap as they wrapped shooting for the day.
Sidney sat up, looking over at the director. “Mr. Rockwell…I don’t mean to be a pain, but if she kills me…what do I do for the rest of the movie…or the sequel?”
The director, Mr. Rockwell stared at Sidney. “You’re dead…that’s your part, there is no sequel for you!” He threw up his hands. “For Christ’s sake! You read the part…you knew that you died in the opening scene…I don’t see the problem here!”
Sidney got up as the special effects personnel followed her, trying the remove the expended squib from her chest. Sidney shooed them away from her. “Yes, I read the part and I am certainly grateful, but I was thinking last night…I know that this isn’t an exact remake here, but…”
He cut her off, “Oh, really?! What cued you in on that? The title of the film being “Foxy Brown 2099?!”
Kenzi tried to stop her, but Sidney swatted her hand away. “Yes! I got that…but look at this here.” She reached into her back pocket and pulled out a copy of the script with several rewrites that she had done herself in red ink. “My character, Katherine Wall, could come back as a cyborg! I could actually help Foxy…kinda like in the Terminator movies!”
The director snatched the script out of her hand and glanced at it. “Hummmmm? Ahhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhh!” He finally stopped his sarcastic retort and looked at Sidney squarely, “Ms. Grey…allow me to be frank. We offered you this part because you’re moderately famous…not well liked…but people have heard of you. You’re a terrible actress…but this all amounts to free advertising for us. People will pay good money to see you get killed in this movie! I have ZERO interest in having you in it one second longer than I need to!” He reached over and plucked the prosthetic penis off her shoulder. “Steve’s dick has a better shot at making it to the sequel than you!”
Mr. Rockwell turned to Kenzi and his demeanor changed as he gave her the thumbs up. “Good work out there today kid! We are going to shoot some exteriors the next few days and do some voiceovers, so we will see you next week. You’ll be working with Matt and his team on some fight scenes…are you good with that?”
Kenzi looked at her mother, but she wasn’t paying attention, she was still seething over the fact that her part in the movie was over. She nodded, despite the fact that the idea of fighting, even fake fighting terrified her. “I’ll be ready Mr. Rockwell.”
He nodded, “I know you will…and call me Jim.” He turned to the rest of the crew, “Take an hour, then meet me in the control room!”
Kenzi walked over to Sidney, putting her arm around her. “I’m sorry Mom. I liked your ideas about the cyborg.”
“Yeah? Well…I guess you’ll be fighting with a penis in the sequel instead!” She shrugged off Kenzi’s embrace and headed toward the trailer.
Kenzi followed her, “MOM! Wait up! Do you think you can help me with some fighting techniques? I mean…they are going to expect me to at least know how to throw a punch.”
Sidney threw up her hand, blowing Kenzi off. “EH!”
Kenzi grabbed her by her shoulder to stop her. “Come on! You’re claiming to be the REAL Queen of the Ring! Show me something!”
Sidney stared at her for a moment, angrily wiping the fake blood and grime from her face. “You want to see a punch? Watch me in this ring with Evie Taylor this weekend…FOXY!” She rolled her eyes and stomped off, leaving Kenzi standing there in surprise over her mother’s childish response…
Candid Moment: Kenzi Grey
I am SO fucking mad right now! I didn’t even want to do this stupid movie, but I agreed since Mom was so happy for me…in her own way. Of course, it didn’t hurt that she had a part in the thing as well. In the end, that really doesn’t matter. I know that she has high expectations for me as the daughter of the GREAT and WONDERFUL Sidney Grey!
My mother has led an incredible life, I would never dispute that. She started in the wrestling industry and she made a big splash before an injury sidelined her. She rehabbed and came back, but the injury had made her gun-shy and she just wasn’t the same. Fortunately, her looks made her a highly sought after commodity in modeling, so she made the transition. Fame came easy for her, but her demons always held her back from taking that next step. She thinks that I should want to follow in her footsteps…but I really don’t care about any of that.
As badly as she wants me to be that perfect daughter…I want her to be that perfect mother. She jokes about doing drugs and partying to excess when she was pregnant with me, and I seriously don’t doubt it. She was an absentee mother when I grew up…hell, I never even knew that she was my Mom until I was eleven. I thought she was just some crazy lady that visited my Gram’s house every few years for an hour or two, then split. It was hard to start a relationship with her and for a time…I wanted nothing to do with her.
Things change, and they changed between the two of us when I realized that she needed me…as much as I needed her when I was growing up. She’s a pain in the ass…she’s a horrible person…she’s selfish and childish…but at the end of the day, I care about her and I care about what she thinks of me. This movie was NOT on my list of things to do…but when I saw the way that she looked at me, I knew that she was proud.
These last few days of working together have been the best ever. There was no craziness…I didn’t have to worry about her wrestling feuds and who she was pissing off on twitter. It was nice…and I had almost forgotten about life beyond the two of us spending time together. Her meltdown today just brought everything crashing back.
I don’t know…maybe I should quit this movie thing and just go back to being me. That being said, if I do…it will be like none of this ever happened. It will be like I never connected with my Mom in that awesome way. For a few days…I got to experience a whole new side of things…and a new side of my mother.
If I quit…do we just go back to the way things were before? If I stay…will she resent me for not standing by her?
Fuck me, and fuck my life…
Kenzi and SoLo had spent the rest of the day looking for Sidney. Kenzi had hoped that they could patch things up between them. SoLo had come along and was merely concerned, as she was about everyone in her life. Sidney wasn’t in any of the usual places that she hung out in. The pair were on the verge of giving up when they finally spotted her car parked on the sidewalk with the front fender wrapped around a parking meter. The two girls looked at each other and gave a collective sigh as they knew what they were about to walk in to.
They parked and made their way to the bar nearest Sidney’s wreaked car. As they started to walk in, a large man with a tattoo of a teardrop on his cheek put his hand up. “Whoa! This is a bar…aint no little girls allowed in there. Gonna have to be 21 to get in.”
Kenzi smirked as she posted her hands on her hips. “Really?! That’s how it is?”
He shrugged, “No ID…no bar…got it?”
Kenzi was about to blow a gasket, but SoLo stepped in front of her, smiling broadly as she exposed all of her braced teeth. “I’m sorry sir, but…”
“FUCK!” The man exclaimed, “You look even younger than she does! Ya’ll need to get the fuck outta here!”
SoLo pulled out her ID and showed it to the man. “I think this is what you need to see. Now if you don’t mind…I believe my client is in there, Ms. Grey.”
The man’s expressions suddenly changed, “SID?!” He looked at the two girls again, then burst out laughing. “OH SHIT!! I should have recognized you!!” He held the door open, “Shit! When I was locked up, the guards thought they was being funny, telling all the homeboys that we could only watch ‘The World According to Sid.’ Man…that bitch was a crazy ass gangsta hoe!”
Kenzi cocked her head to the side as she glared at him. “That’s my mother you’re calling a hoe!”
The man held up his hands, “My bad! No offense…she cool…it’s all good!” He gestured for them to go inside. “Sorry I didn’t recognize ya’ll…it was a 19 inch black and white television.”
Kenzi and SoLo looked at one another, then shrugged as they headed inside. As the two girls walked into the dark and smoke-filled building, they saw Sidney perched on the bar surrounded by a crowd as she held court and entertained the masses.
“…no I wasn’t lying, it takes a lot of people to make Evie Taylor look presentable on television! She’s gross…so fucking gross! The girls in the back call her Taylor-Park because she’s so fucking trashy!”
The group laughed and she laughed right along with them. She raised her glass. “A TOAST! This weekend…I’m going to wipe all of the greasy caked-on make-up off that bitch’s face and then I am going to put my foot directly in her big flabby ass! Everyone is going to see how scummy and hideous she is!”
The group laughed and cheered as they drank. As Sidney polished off her beer, she looked out over the crowd and saw Kenzi and SoLo trying to make their way through the sea of humanity. She hopped down off the bar and started pushing people aside to get to the pair. She grabbed both their hands and pulled them back up to where she had been sitting.
Kenzi protested, “MOM!! What are you doing?!”
Sidney ignored her, “HEY EVERYBODY!! LOOK WHO’S HERE!!” She threw her arm over SoLo. “My COMPLETELY LOYAL business manager...SoLo!” She put a single finger to her lips and “shhhhhhh’ed” loudly. “Don’t tell anyone…but she’s a virgin! Never been touched! So I hear…that RARELY happens in their culture! For God’s sakes, they have vending machines over there with little girl’s dirty underwear in them! I think they come out of the womb looking to screw a bunch of guys for a chance at a green card!”
SoLo looked away, embarrassed by Sidney’s drunken rants. Kenzi grabbed her mother, trying again to pull her away. “MOM! We are going…NOW!”
Sidney wrapped her other hand around Kenzi, yanking her right back up to where she was standing. “And this…this is MY daughter…my pride and joy, despite being a product of a very humiliating and unwanted sexual encounter. She’s a big time movie star now…she’s going to be FOXY FUCKING BROWN!!”
A chorus of “ohhhhhs” and “ahhhhhhs” went up from the group, but Kenzi’s focus was on her mother right now and her rude jabs were too much. Kenzi pulled away from her mother’s grasp. “YOU’RE DRUNK AND YOU’RE BEING DISGUSTING!” She looked at SoLo and the girl seemed almost on the verge of tears. She pulled her friend away from Sidney. “All we have ever wanted to do was to help you, but you don’t want help…you just want to be Sidney Grey…SUPER FUCKING STAR!!”
Sidney’s face immediately flushed with anger, “Get it right kid…I AM A SUPER FUCKING STAR!” A cheer went up from the crowd that gathered around her. “You’re getting your 15 minutes of fame right now Kenzi…so GO! Enjoy it while it lasts! Without me…that is all you’re going to have! Before you know it…in order to keep that fun ride of yours going, you’ll have to be on your knees like Evie Taylor, sucking dic…”
The sound of the slap across Sidney’s face echoed through the bar and everyone fell into complete silence. Sidney staggered back holding her cheek in a daze. SoLo tried to hold her back, but Kenzi was angry beyond reason, with tears streaming down her face. “YOU CAN GO TO HELL!! SO STRAIGHT TO FUCKING HELL!!”
Sidney straightened herself, still rubbing her cheek where it was instantly bright red. “Okay…is this how it is? You’re going to be an ungrateful little brat?! I did my best with you…I gave you everything and this is how you treat me? No goddamn respect?!”
Kenzi recoiled from her mother, no longer certain of who she was. “Respect? Is that what you think you deserve? Is that why you’re acting like a fucking lunatic?! JESUS!! You think that EVERYONE should be kissing your ass? You think that everything is about you?” Kenzi got right in Sidney’s face. “IT’S NOT!! The sooner you learn that…” her demeanor cooled dramatically, but instead of finishing, she just walked away “…I’m done!” She grabbed SoLo and started pushing her way through the crowd.
Sidney screamed after her, “SO?! YOU JUST GONNA RUN AWAY?!”
Kenzi didn’t reply, merely raised her middle finger as she stormed out. For a moment the bar was almost completely silent, but Sidney was the first to break it. “Christ! You’d think that a rape baby would be grateful that you didn’t throw yourself down a flight of stairs or jam a clothes hanger up your cootch! I carried that ungrateful little shit-bird for 9-months, knowing that she was gonna ruin my fucking figure, but I STILL did it! I shit her out and left her in a good home…but somehow, now I’m the bad guy? I have been supremely tolerant and I have been incredibly generous!”
Sidney turned and slapped her hand on the bar, “HEY! DRINKS ALL AROUND, ON ME!!”
A tremendous cheer went up from the crowd as the open tab was renewed…
Candid Moment: Sidney Grey
Children do not understand what it takes to make it in the real world. Just because they don’t always get their way, they have this notion that their parents are monsters and they are being persecuted and abused. Nothing could be farther from the truth! As parents, we have an obligation to teach them how to survive in the real world and they have an obligation to learn those lessons; when they don’t…the world eats them alive.
They prance around as if the world is their oyster…or maybe they feel like they are entitled to this and that, but NOTHING in life is free! You think you are getting what’s owed to you…all the while you are being taken for a ride! You lose your dignity, your self-respect…everything that makes you something or someone. Then…only at the end when someone takes it all away do you finally realize that you had it all wrong…and you should have learned the lesson that they were trying to teach you!
I hope you don’t think I am only talking about my daughter…because this goes double for Evie Taylor! I have had to sit and listen to this bleeding cunt-rag cry to anyone who will listen about the abuse she suffered as a child and how it affected her! GIVE IT A REST SISTER! Your Daddy was just trying to teach you how to make it through life without blowing and fucking your way through it! If he went upside your fucking head, it is because you were a slow learner! Well, you should have listened to dear old Daddy because Sunday is going to be the day that you finally get the message loud and clear! All of the handouts stop and shit gets real for you sweetie!
This little ride that you are on in LAW comes to a fucking end! All your talk about what you’ve earned and what you deserve is going to be answered in the middle of that wrestling ring in the form of me, beating you fucking senseless! Whoring your way into your spot in The Queen of the Ring wasn’t your crime…but walking out of that farce claiming that you won it was! If you had been raised right…you would have known better than to walk around disrespecting everyone by laying claim to what was never yours to begin with.
So now, it comes to this Evie…it comes to you and me in the middle of the ring on Sunday night…your big chance at showing the masses that you belong where you are, that you earned being The Queen of the Ring. Well, I appreciate the sentiment…I appreciate the fact that you think that this is going to amount to some sort of validation for you. To tell the truth…that is the ONE and ONLY thing that you have been right about since the day you laced up boots in LAW! Sidney Grey is the measuring stick here and you…you’re just going to be coming up short darling.
Now…before I end this little verbal assassination and I get to physically destroying you tomorrow, allow me to address your little song and dance about being a victim of bullying. You claim that you are innocent in all of this and that I am the bully here! Well, if you can wear a fake label with pride, I guess I can do the same! You want to call yourself Queen of the Ring, then I will call myself a fucking bully, just to make you feel better about me kicking your ass and taking your goddamn lunch money!
That is the problem with this country today, people like you crying over being bullied! Its people like you that make America look like a fucking joke! Chew on this Evie…bullying is good for people like you…square-ass nerds! Since assholes like you have been running around whining about your hurt feelings and naming bullies as the cause, they have nearly been hunted into extinction, allowing nerds, their natural prey to run amok and overpopulate America!
Now, with all of your little nerdy brethren running around, you’d think that would great for you…but alas, you’re still pretty much all a lone. For someone who claims to have so much, it was truly pathetic to listen to you name off your very short list of friends and see that not a single name was someone here in LAW. Hummmmm? Wait…you did say that you were ‘friendly’ with some people here in LAW…by which I am sure you mean the officials you blew to keep me out of QotR and to hand you the win. So…really, you have NO friends here in LAW. Why is that, do you suppose? Could it be because everyone here knows that you are a piece of shit and you don’t deserve the accolade that you are throwing in everyone’s face? Could it be because you have to tell everyone every five minutes how you overcame a troubled childhood and now you’re the poster child for overcoming adversity?
News flash…you’re a cunt and no one here can stand you! Half the roster can’t wait for me to kick your teeth down your throat and the other half are waiting for a chance to beat Gabby Camacho’s fat fabby ass for her Marquee Title! You are a joke here and the punch line comes on Sunday when I add one more black mark to your record and prove to you and anyone else who doubts me that I sit atop the LAW mountain…regardless of who is wearing a title and who is prancing around like a jackass with their little crown and scepter!
Maybe…in another company…with lesser competition, you’re the Queen Bee. I’ll admit it…I took a few shots at you being in IWA…or whatever it’s called, but you brought it up…not me. You think anyone on the LAW roster cares that you beat out a bunch of other little sniveling douches to be the Idiotic Whore Association Champion?
HA! Sorry…no disrespect to IWA, I just guessed that it stood for something that would fit Evie!
So, you’re coming into LAW this weekend in a good mood after ‘taking out the trash’ in IWA? Well…I know that Lucas will disapprove, but I’m sure you can lick his ass and tickle his balls to get him to see things your way. Do me a favor and bring that little cardboard belt of yours to LAW on Sunday night and raise it up good and high…just like you do over there in IWA. I want you to get all of those good feelings out for the three retards in the arena who will cheer for you and the massive applause you will hear inside your mind that will make you think you stand a snowball’s chance in hell of winning. You see, after all of that cheering and glad-handing is over…you are going to wish you were right back in IWA…spearing rats into turnbuckles, because I am going to beat you so fucking badly that you’re going to need that fake ass title belt to remind you that you’re somebody somewhere…just not inside a LAW ring!
Don’t worry Evie…I know that QotR is over and done with and I can’t take that away from you. I know that you have a guaranteed shot at The LAW Championship…and I can’t take that away either. You are set Evie…no matter how badly I beat you…you get to keep all of those things. I heard you say it loud and clear…you want this to be over…and after Sunday, it will be. I will be done with YOU Evie Taylor…I will have beaten you left no doubt in your mind that all of those things you walk around bragging about are just lies you tell yourself and you hope the rest of us believe.
When I beat you…Queen Evie…I won’t have to hound you for any of your little toys. Your shiny little QotR plaque can hang on your wall for the rest of your days. You can get your shot at our absentee LAW Champion…maybe she’ll even show up for the match since it’s for the title…we can all dream I suppose. You can even walk around LAW with your IWA belt over your shoulder if you like…but the one thing that you will NEVER be able to do, is claim to be the best in this company. When you want to convince yourself or anyone else of that fact…you are going to have to come to me Evie…you are going to have to come to me and BEG me to fight you again. You are going to have to take that shiny little plaque off the wall…and you are going to have to put that title shot on the line…HELL, you might have to even put the Idiotic Whore Association title on the line as well if you want to entice me to give you another epic ass kicking!
YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO COME KNOCKING ON MY DOOR BITCH!!
You are not going to win tomorrow night…and everyone knows it, and now so do you! See you in Scottsdale…for the FIRST and probably LAST time skank!