Post by Miyoko Oshiro on Oct 3, 2014 12:00:09 GMT -5
Oh man am I ready to go out and kick your ass Mackenzie Roberts, I can’t wait to kick your ass just like I kicked Serizawa’s ass last week. Now usually I’m not the one to get confident in my ability to beat someone but I know for a fact that there is no way that you can beat because I know that you aren’t as good as Serizawa is. She came out and gave me everything that she had and I still made her tap out like the little bitch she is.
How did your match go last week Mackenzie? Oh that’s right it ended just like every date you have ever been on and that is with you laying on your back while someone else takes advantage of you. You couldn’t even do enough to stay out of your own way even with you have Former World Champion Kate Steele and Gabby Salinas. I mean even if I’m not on those two level I would at least be able to stay out of the way and not cost my team the match.
Now do I expect this week to be any different for you? No not really, I mean you will still end up losing but in a slightly different way, instead of being flat on your back I’ll lay you down gently on your toned stomach and at that point I will bend your leg in such a way that it will touch your shoulder blades and then I will very carefully try and crank your head off of your shoulders. You see when I want to beat someone I don’t just do a move and pin them, no I want to make them suffer and that is why I use submissions to finish my opponent in the most painful and demoralizing way that I can think of.
Now we can discuss your title shot that you feel that you deserve, well I hate to break it to you Mackenzie, you really don’t deserve it, did you forget about your match last week, you freaking sucked and cost your team the match. I know the Marquee title is a singles title but honestly if you can’t even help a team of superstars win a match what makes you think that you can beat a wrestler who was on the winning team. Hell I went out and I beat someone who is meaner and stronger than you and I actually beat her. If anyone deserves a shot at a title it’s me, I am actually capable of winning matches.
Now I just have a few more things I would like to bring up, if I was you I wouldn’t worry about Skye Sparks getting involved, I don’t need her to assist me in the ring. You see I like to go out and do things for myself, I don’t need someone coming down to the ring to sneak attack you because I know for a fact, that I can kick your silly blonde ass all over the ring all by myself. So no need to be during the match to be watching your back and not focusing on me, Skye won’t even be down there, you just need to focus on me and the beating that I am laying down on your stupid ass.
Now that I’m on the subject of stupid ass shit, let’s talk about this stupid ass nickname you have, Queen Bitch, who actually goes around calling themselves that? Don’t you have some God damn respect for yourself or do you just try and cling to the name that your douchey name that your ex-boyfriend who more than likely was the king of the frat house gave to you because it was the only time that a male actually gave you attention and probably it was attention that you didn’t deserve and probably wouldn’t have gotten if it was for the fact that you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
You aren’t the first person that I have faced that has claimed to be the queen of something or another, the other one was Serizawa who claimed she was the queen of whatever ring she wanted to be in, well guess what, I killed the queen and this week I’m going to end your reign as queen, you can continue being a bitch but you will no longer be royalty. Hell when I beat you this week that will be two pieces of royal shit that I will have defeated in two shows. Now Mackenzie I’m really looking forward to this match this week. I can’t wait to kick your teeth down your throat and then when you are on the ground, gasping for air and wishing for the sweet embrace of death, I will slap on the Evil Stretch and make your tap out like the little crybaby bitch that you are. If I was you I would avoid showing up to the show on Sunday unless you want to get hurt.
The scene opens up on Miyoko Oshiro and Skye Sparks eating breakfast at a restaurant.
Miyoko Oshiro: How is she doing in her training?
Skye Sparks: Not too badly, we are having to break some habits which does take time but she is picking new moved fairly quickly. She might be ready by Christmas.
Miyoko Oshiro: Really that far away?
Skye Sparks: Unfortunately yes, she is learning the moves but she also has a real bad attitude and it’s making the trainers mad because she doesn’t want to work as hard as the other trainees.
Miyoko Oshiro: Has Fergus been there? If anyone can get her to work it will be him, he was able to get you and me to work hard.
Skye Sparks: He hasn’t been around, he took some vacation time so he could go out to Portland and see the Dropkick Murphy’s play last night.
Miyoko Oshiro: Right, I forgot he was doing that. Does he plan to come back and train?
Skye Sparks: Yeah, I think he does. He said he wants to train you more too. Says he wants to teach you a new move set in case you have to try and slow the pace of a match down.
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah, I have been working on that a little bit without him but I know he was really good at that style of wrestling.
Skye Sparks: He wants you to be able to go to the top rope if you need to and also tear someone’s arm from its socket if need be also.
Miyoko Oshiro: That seems to be a smart strategy, oh I forgot to tell you and your dad congratulations on becoming majority owner of the Eagles.
Skye Sparks: Thanks, it’s been pretty good so far this year, it really sucked when we were without Foles and McCoy for basically four whole weeks since they both got hurt so early in the game week one. Now that we have them back we will be able to do more on offense than we were able to do with Mark Sanchez or Connor Shaw at QB.
Miyoko Oshiro: Good point, I still can’t believe they lost on that Hail Mary against the 49ers.
Skye Sparks: I know but we were able to see where we needed to improve and signed a new free safety who is more of a ball hawk.
Miyoko Oshiro: What is your brother up to now, is he still playing soccer?
Skye Sparks: Yeah, he signed last year with Karlsruhe and played there all last season and score I think eight goals and the team almost go promoted to the Bundesliga. Now he is at Sunderland of the Barclays Premier League and has sixteen goals so far. It’s really killing me because two of his best games this year so far have been against Chelsea.
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah that has got to be hard, does he plan on going and playing at Chelsea at some points?
Skye Sparks: I don’t think so, he was never a Chelsea fan like I was.
Miyoko Oshiro: Who did he root for?
Skye Sparks: Well my parents lived on the east side of London when he was born and my dad was born on that side too so both of them are West Ham United fans.
Miyoko Oshiro: Oh that really sucks having to root against your brother’s team and the team that they both root for.
Skye Sparks: Yeah, Shaun said that he would rather play at Liverpool or Manchester United than ever play at Chelsea and that really broke my heart.
Miyoko Oshiro: I can imagine, oh I forgot to tell you that my brother and mom are going to be in town for the November pay per view.
Skye Sparks: Oh that’s good news, I’m glad they are able to make the trip to see your wrestle in your adopted home country.
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah, the tickets for the flight and hotel and show tickets have all been purchased. I was able to even get them their own suite in the arena, it’s going to be an awesome time.
Skye Sparks: Let’s get out of here, I have something I need to show you.
Miyoko Oshiro: Oh….uh…okay.
Miyoko and Skye get up and pay for their meal and leave as the scene fades to black
How did your match go last week Mackenzie? Oh that’s right it ended just like every date you have ever been on and that is with you laying on your back while someone else takes advantage of you. You couldn’t even do enough to stay out of your own way even with you have Former World Champion Kate Steele and Gabby Salinas. I mean even if I’m not on those two level I would at least be able to stay out of the way and not cost my team the match.
Now do I expect this week to be any different for you? No not really, I mean you will still end up losing but in a slightly different way, instead of being flat on your back I’ll lay you down gently on your toned stomach and at that point I will bend your leg in such a way that it will touch your shoulder blades and then I will very carefully try and crank your head off of your shoulders. You see when I want to beat someone I don’t just do a move and pin them, no I want to make them suffer and that is why I use submissions to finish my opponent in the most painful and demoralizing way that I can think of.
Now we can discuss your title shot that you feel that you deserve, well I hate to break it to you Mackenzie, you really don’t deserve it, did you forget about your match last week, you freaking sucked and cost your team the match. I know the Marquee title is a singles title but honestly if you can’t even help a team of superstars win a match what makes you think that you can beat a wrestler who was on the winning team. Hell I went out and I beat someone who is meaner and stronger than you and I actually beat her. If anyone deserves a shot at a title it’s me, I am actually capable of winning matches.
Now I just have a few more things I would like to bring up, if I was you I wouldn’t worry about Skye Sparks getting involved, I don’t need her to assist me in the ring. You see I like to go out and do things for myself, I don’t need someone coming down to the ring to sneak attack you because I know for a fact, that I can kick your silly blonde ass all over the ring all by myself. So no need to be during the match to be watching your back and not focusing on me, Skye won’t even be down there, you just need to focus on me and the beating that I am laying down on your stupid ass.
Now that I’m on the subject of stupid ass shit, let’s talk about this stupid ass nickname you have, Queen Bitch, who actually goes around calling themselves that? Don’t you have some God damn respect for yourself or do you just try and cling to the name that your douchey name that your ex-boyfriend who more than likely was the king of the frat house gave to you because it was the only time that a male actually gave you attention and probably it was attention that you didn’t deserve and probably wouldn’t have gotten if it was for the fact that you could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
You aren’t the first person that I have faced that has claimed to be the queen of something or another, the other one was Serizawa who claimed she was the queen of whatever ring she wanted to be in, well guess what, I killed the queen and this week I’m going to end your reign as queen, you can continue being a bitch but you will no longer be royalty. Hell when I beat you this week that will be two pieces of royal shit that I will have defeated in two shows. Now Mackenzie I’m really looking forward to this match this week. I can’t wait to kick your teeth down your throat and then when you are on the ground, gasping for air and wishing for the sweet embrace of death, I will slap on the Evil Stretch and make your tap out like the little crybaby bitch that you are. If I was you I would avoid showing up to the show on Sunday unless you want to get hurt.
The scene opens up on Miyoko Oshiro and Skye Sparks eating breakfast at a restaurant.
Miyoko Oshiro: How is she doing in her training?
Skye Sparks: Not too badly, we are having to break some habits which does take time but she is picking new moved fairly quickly. She might be ready by Christmas.
Miyoko Oshiro: Really that far away?
Skye Sparks: Unfortunately yes, she is learning the moves but she also has a real bad attitude and it’s making the trainers mad because she doesn’t want to work as hard as the other trainees.
Miyoko Oshiro: Has Fergus been there? If anyone can get her to work it will be him, he was able to get you and me to work hard.
Skye Sparks: He hasn’t been around, he took some vacation time so he could go out to Portland and see the Dropkick Murphy’s play last night.
Miyoko Oshiro: Right, I forgot he was doing that. Does he plan to come back and train?
Skye Sparks: Yeah, I think he does. He said he wants to train you more too. Says he wants to teach you a new move set in case you have to try and slow the pace of a match down.
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah, I have been working on that a little bit without him but I know he was really good at that style of wrestling.
Skye Sparks: He wants you to be able to go to the top rope if you need to and also tear someone’s arm from its socket if need be also.
Miyoko Oshiro: That seems to be a smart strategy, oh I forgot to tell you and your dad congratulations on becoming majority owner of the Eagles.
Skye Sparks: Thanks, it’s been pretty good so far this year, it really sucked when we were without Foles and McCoy for basically four whole weeks since they both got hurt so early in the game week one. Now that we have them back we will be able to do more on offense than we were able to do with Mark Sanchez or Connor Shaw at QB.
Miyoko Oshiro: Good point, I still can’t believe they lost on that Hail Mary against the 49ers.
Skye Sparks: I know but we were able to see where we needed to improve and signed a new free safety who is more of a ball hawk.
Miyoko Oshiro: What is your brother up to now, is he still playing soccer?
Skye Sparks: Yeah, he signed last year with Karlsruhe and played there all last season and score I think eight goals and the team almost go promoted to the Bundesliga. Now he is at Sunderland of the Barclays Premier League and has sixteen goals so far. It’s really killing me because two of his best games this year so far have been against Chelsea.
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah that has got to be hard, does he plan on going and playing at Chelsea at some points?
Skye Sparks: I don’t think so, he was never a Chelsea fan like I was.
Miyoko Oshiro: Who did he root for?
Skye Sparks: Well my parents lived on the east side of London when he was born and my dad was born on that side too so both of them are West Ham United fans.
Miyoko Oshiro: Oh that really sucks having to root against your brother’s team and the team that they both root for.
Skye Sparks: Yeah, Shaun said that he would rather play at Liverpool or Manchester United than ever play at Chelsea and that really broke my heart.
Miyoko Oshiro: I can imagine, oh I forgot to tell you that my brother and mom are going to be in town for the November pay per view.
Skye Sparks: Oh that’s good news, I’m glad they are able to make the trip to see your wrestle in your adopted home country.
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah, the tickets for the flight and hotel and show tickets have all been purchased. I was able to even get them their own suite in the arena, it’s going to be an awesome time.
Skye Sparks: Let’s get out of here, I have something I need to show you.
Miyoko Oshiro: Oh….uh…okay.
Miyoko and Skye get up and pay for their meal and leave as the scene fades to black