Post by Miyoko Oshiro on Oct 4, 2014 16:03:13 GMT -5
The scene opens up with Miyoko Oshiro and Skye Sparks in a department store.
Skye Sparks: Aren’t you excited to be here?
Miyoko Oshiro: No, not really. I don’t like shopping really. It’s really not my thing.
Skye Sparks: Yeah but you don’t have to pay for anything, I’m picking up the tab for you.
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah, you said that like eight-hundred times on the twenty minute drive over here. It doesn’t matter if you are buying me stuff or not. I still don’t like shopping, Hell I remember Katie Callaghan trying to do the same thing when I first got into the business two years ago. I hated shopping than and I still hate it now.
Skye Sparks: Yeah that’s what they all say but eventually you will come around. So if you hate shopping what did you do as a kid in Japan?
Miyoko Oshiro: Homework mostly, I really took my education seriously.
Skye Sparks: So that’s all you would do during the weekend too? You never went to the mall with your friends or anything?
Miyoko Oshiro: I never really had friends.
Skye Sparks: You didn’t have friends?
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah, I was a lot smaller than a lot of the kids so they used to pick on me so I would beat them up. After I beat up a few of the popular kids, people stopped picking on me and then stopped interacting with me at all.
Skye Sparks: That’s really tragic, I can’t believe people would pick on such a great person.
Miyoko Oshiro: I wasn’t really that great back then, I kind of hated everyone.
Skye Sparks: Don’t say that…
Miyoko Oshiro: It was the truth, I was so much happier being alone with my own thoughts and feelings. I felt more alone when I was with people than I was by myself.
Skye Sparks: Do you still feel that way?
Miyoko Oshiro: No not really, I actually like hanging out with people now but I still get to have that feeling of being alone when I’m in the ring because it’s just me and my opponent. I get to think critically about what I need to do to beat my opponent. I think that’s really cool.
Skye Sparks: What do you think of United Sisters of Asia?
Miyoko Oshiro: I think they are pretty cool. It’s nice to see people with similar cultures getting together.
Skye Sparks: What would you do if they asked you to join them?
Miyoko Oshiro: I would probably join them, that’s the one thing I miss about be here and that is being away from people that look like me. It would be nice to be with people from that side of the world.
During this conversation Miyoko and Skye have been just wandering around the store and eventually Skye looks up and sees a sign for women’s athletic ware.
Skye Sparks: Oh good, this is the part of the store I wanted to bring you too, you have got to see these tank tops.
Skye rushes over to a rack and pulls off a white tank top that has a picture of Sailor Moon on it with the words “Training to be a Sailor Scout” on it.
Miyoko Oshiro: Is this the thing you brought me here to show me? I Sailor Moon shirt, I know this is a big deal for you because it is something I grew up watching but I have seen so many of those shirts where I come from that I’m kind of sick of seeing them.
Skye puts the Sailor Moon shirt away and pulls another shit off the rack.
Skye Sparks: They have Sailor Mars one.
Miyoko’s eyes get huge.
Miyoko Oshiro: They do?
Skye hands the tank top over to Miyoko
Miyoko Oshiro: This is what I want if you are so insistent on buying me something. Sailor Moon the show is huge in Japan but I never really cared for the Sailor Moon character. I always liked Sailor Mars better, I sort of identified as her more but shirts and collectables and stuff like that was really hard to come by in Sailor Mars. Thank you for finding this for me Skye.
Skye Sparks: I knew you would like it. Are you going to continue doing the super hero stuff?
Miyoko shushes Skye
Miyoko Oshiro: Keep it down, I don’t need people here knowing about that. Now to answer your question I don’t know honestly. I don’t think it’s really for me, if Fergus wants to keep going and doing it I wouldn’t blame him but honestly I don’t like doing it. Kiera Fisher and Roxi Johnson made it look way cooler than it actually is.
Skye Sparks: Good points, is there anything else I can get you besides this shirt?
Miyoko Oshiro: I can’t think of anything.
Skye Sparks: Okay….
Skye looks visibly upset.
Miyoko Oshiro: but we can keep looking.
Skye instantly perks up.
Skye Sparks: Okay good. You know I have this friend in New York who makes custom wrestling gear and I have a great idea for some gear that you can wear for the pay per view in November.
Miyoko Oshiro: What is it?
Skye Sparks: That’s a secret for now, I’ll take you to meet him next week and we can get it sized and stuff.
Miyoko Oshiro: Okay, that seems fair.
Miyoko and Skye continue to wander around the store as the scene fades to black.
I know it has only been a little over twenty-four hours since my promo went live over the airwaves but honestly I was expecting to have heard back from you after that tongue lashing I gave you yesterday. Maybe I knocked you down a peg or six and for once in your life you don’t know how to respond to what I said. Maybe you are still sitting in a dimly lit room, with three or four empty pints of Häagen-Dazs still balling your eyes out because you know that everything that I said was true. You know that being a bad bitch isn’t all it’s cracked up.
Maybe you finally realized that you claim to be the queen bitch but in reality you are not anything more than a soft pussy bitch. Now if I’m able to dethrone you from your seat on the royal bitch throne I have a few suggestions of other things that you can become queen of. I’m doing this because I’m looking out for you Mackenzie Roberts because I feel that maybe you aren’t cut out for the wrestling business.
The first thing you can become is queen of the trailer park, this is highly sought after title by people in the southern part of the United States. You get to marry a man who barely makes any money and drive a rusted out eighty-five Trans Am. You will be swept off your feet by a man who is sporting the same mullet that he had in high school and for all I know maybe still tries to hook up with High School seniors because it makes him feel younger than he actually is or maybe it makes him feel like he is still in high school and makes him feel super important. He will go to his shitty job and all you will have to do is take care of the seven bastard children he has had with five different women. Don’t worry Mackenzie, I’m sure he will want to knock you up just as soon as he can so you don’t feel left out of being another cum dumpster for him. Now here is the best part of being his trailer queen, you will get to smoke all the meth you want from his friend down the road. If I was you I wouldn’t pass up this opportunity. In fact I’m getting jealous of you right now Mackenzie and you haven’t even had your royal coronation with your toilet plunger scepter and hub cap tiara.
Now there is another place that you can become queen of, you can become queen of the rehabilitation center. Now I’m sure you are sitting there asking why you would need to go to the rehabilitation center and I’m here to answer that question for you too. It’s because after I get down with you Sunday night you will no longer be able to walk after I snap your toothpick spine with my Evil Stretch but don’t worry you won’t feel a thing, at least not below your waist. Picture this Mackenzie, you will be whisked away to the hospital on your own gurney, where you will be treated like the princess you are by the best medical care the state of Texas can provide for you. After that will be months if not years of excruciating physical therapy but if it doesn’t work out you will never have to walk again. You can just sit on your tiny little ass and get fat for the rest of your miserable life, you will be able to live out your fantasy of being a queen having people that resent you feeding you and dressing you and bathing you. Doesn’t that just sound like the ultimate dream?
Now Mackenzie I can really offer up you one piece of advice for our match this Sunday. Don’t show up, if you don’t want to end up getting the shit beat of your, don’t show up. If you don’t want to become a paraplegic, don’t show up. If you don’t want to be embarrassed in front of your fans, friends and family, I implore to you, DOOOOO NOOOOT SHOW UP. It will be better for everyone if you don’t show up. You won’t have to feel bad about yourself because you fucking suck at wrestling and I won’t have to feel bad about making you a vegetable for the rest of your natural born life. So once again I will say it slowly for you because I know you are blonde and that makes you a slow learner and I know you have to be told things a dozen times so you remember it, but DON’T SHOW UP SUNDAY. Do it for yourself, do it for your friends and do it for your family. There is absolutely no shame in not getting your face caved in by the superior wrestler.
Now after I beat you I will show to everyone in this company that I deserve a shot at the Marquee title and I will show everyone that you are nothing more than a pretender who doesn’t deserve to do anything for this company besides clean the toilets. All Hail the Queen Slayer.
Skye Sparks: Aren’t you excited to be here?
Miyoko Oshiro: No, not really. I don’t like shopping really. It’s really not my thing.
Skye Sparks: Yeah but you don’t have to pay for anything, I’m picking up the tab for you.
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah, you said that like eight-hundred times on the twenty minute drive over here. It doesn’t matter if you are buying me stuff or not. I still don’t like shopping, Hell I remember Katie Callaghan trying to do the same thing when I first got into the business two years ago. I hated shopping than and I still hate it now.
Skye Sparks: Yeah that’s what they all say but eventually you will come around. So if you hate shopping what did you do as a kid in Japan?
Miyoko Oshiro: Homework mostly, I really took my education seriously.
Skye Sparks: So that’s all you would do during the weekend too? You never went to the mall with your friends or anything?
Miyoko Oshiro: I never really had friends.
Skye Sparks: You didn’t have friends?
Miyoko Oshiro: Yeah, I was a lot smaller than a lot of the kids so they used to pick on me so I would beat them up. After I beat up a few of the popular kids, people stopped picking on me and then stopped interacting with me at all.
Skye Sparks: That’s really tragic, I can’t believe people would pick on such a great person.
Miyoko Oshiro: I wasn’t really that great back then, I kind of hated everyone.
Skye Sparks: Don’t say that…
Miyoko Oshiro: It was the truth, I was so much happier being alone with my own thoughts and feelings. I felt more alone when I was with people than I was by myself.
Skye Sparks: Do you still feel that way?
Miyoko Oshiro: No not really, I actually like hanging out with people now but I still get to have that feeling of being alone when I’m in the ring because it’s just me and my opponent. I get to think critically about what I need to do to beat my opponent. I think that’s really cool.
Skye Sparks: What do you think of United Sisters of Asia?
Miyoko Oshiro: I think they are pretty cool. It’s nice to see people with similar cultures getting together.
Skye Sparks: What would you do if they asked you to join them?
Miyoko Oshiro: I would probably join them, that’s the one thing I miss about be here and that is being away from people that look like me. It would be nice to be with people from that side of the world.
During this conversation Miyoko and Skye have been just wandering around the store and eventually Skye looks up and sees a sign for women’s athletic ware.
Skye Sparks: Oh good, this is the part of the store I wanted to bring you too, you have got to see these tank tops.
Skye rushes over to a rack and pulls off a white tank top that has a picture of Sailor Moon on it with the words “Training to be a Sailor Scout” on it.
Miyoko Oshiro: Is this the thing you brought me here to show me? I Sailor Moon shirt, I know this is a big deal for you because it is something I grew up watching but I have seen so many of those shirts where I come from that I’m kind of sick of seeing them.
Skye puts the Sailor Moon shirt away and pulls another shit off the rack.
Skye Sparks: They have Sailor Mars one.
Miyoko’s eyes get huge.
Miyoko Oshiro: They do?
Skye hands the tank top over to Miyoko
Miyoko Oshiro: This is what I want if you are so insistent on buying me something. Sailor Moon the show is huge in Japan but I never really cared for the Sailor Moon character. I always liked Sailor Mars better, I sort of identified as her more but shirts and collectables and stuff like that was really hard to come by in Sailor Mars. Thank you for finding this for me Skye.
Skye Sparks: I knew you would like it. Are you going to continue doing the super hero stuff?
Miyoko shushes Skye
Miyoko Oshiro: Keep it down, I don’t need people here knowing about that. Now to answer your question I don’t know honestly. I don’t think it’s really for me, if Fergus wants to keep going and doing it I wouldn’t blame him but honestly I don’t like doing it. Kiera Fisher and Roxi Johnson made it look way cooler than it actually is.
Skye Sparks: Good points, is there anything else I can get you besides this shirt?
Miyoko Oshiro: I can’t think of anything.
Skye Sparks: Okay….
Skye looks visibly upset.
Miyoko Oshiro: but we can keep looking.
Skye instantly perks up.
Skye Sparks: Okay good. You know I have this friend in New York who makes custom wrestling gear and I have a great idea for some gear that you can wear for the pay per view in November.
Miyoko Oshiro: What is it?
Skye Sparks: That’s a secret for now, I’ll take you to meet him next week and we can get it sized and stuff.
Miyoko Oshiro: Okay, that seems fair.
Miyoko and Skye continue to wander around the store as the scene fades to black.
I know it has only been a little over twenty-four hours since my promo went live over the airwaves but honestly I was expecting to have heard back from you after that tongue lashing I gave you yesterday. Maybe I knocked you down a peg or six and for once in your life you don’t know how to respond to what I said. Maybe you are still sitting in a dimly lit room, with three or four empty pints of Häagen-Dazs still balling your eyes out because you know that everything that I said was true. You know that being a bad bitch isn’t all it’s cracked up.
Maybe you finally realized that you claim to be the queen bitch but in reality you are not anything more than a soft pussy bitch. Now if I’m able to dethrone you from your seat on the royal bitch throne I have a few suggestions of other things that you can become queen of. I’m doing this because I’m looking out for you Mackenzie Roberts because I feel that maybe you aren’t cut out for the wrestling business.
The first thing you can become is queen of the trailer park, this is highly sought after title by people in the southern part of the United States. You get to marry a man who barely makes any money and drive a rusted out eighty-five Trans Am. You will be swept off your feet by a man who is sporting the same mullet that he had in high school and for all I know maybe still tries to hook up with High School seniors because it makes him feel younger than he actually is or maybe it makes him feel like he is still in high school and makes him feel super important. He will go to his shitty job and all you will have to do is take care of the seven bastard children he has had with five different women. Don’t worry Mackenzie, I’m sure he will want to knock you up just as soon as he can so you don’t feel left out of being another cum dumpster for him. Now here is the best part of being his trailer queen, you will get to smoke all the meth you want from his friend down the road. If I was you I wouldn’t pass up this opportunity. In fact I’m getting jealous of you right now Mackenzie and you haven’t even had your royal coronation with your toilet plunger scepter and hub cap tiara.
Now there is another place that you can become queen of, you can become queen of the rehabilitation center. Now I’m sure you are sitting there asking why you would need to go to the rehabilitation center and I’m here to answer that question for you too. It’s because after I get down with you Sunday night you will no longer be able to walk after I snap your toothpick spine with my Evil Stretch but don’t worry you won’t feel a thing, at least not below your waist. Picture this Mackenzie, you will be whisked away to the hospital on your own gurney, where you will be treated like the princess you are by the best medical care the state of Texas can provide for you. After that will be months if not years of excruciating physical therapy but if it doesn’t work out you will never have to walk again. You can just sit on your tiny little ass and get fat for the rest of your miserable life, you will be able to live out your fantasy of being a queen having people that resent you feeding you and dressing you and bathing you. Doesn’t that just sound like the ultimate dream?
Now Mackenzie I can really offer up you one piece of advice for our match this Sunday. Don’t show up, if you don’t want to end up getting the shit beat of your, don’t show up. If you don’t want to become a paraplegic, don’t show up. If you don’t want to be embarrassed in front of your fans, friends and family, I implore to you, DOOOOO NOOOOT SHOW UP. It will be better for everyone if you don’t show up. You won’t have to feel bad about yourself because you fucking suck at wrestling and I won’t have to feel bad about making you a vegetable for the rest of your natural born life. So once again I will say it slowly for you because I know you are blonde and that makes you a slow learner and I know you have to be told things a dozen times so you remember it, but DON’T SHOW UP SUNDAY. Do it for yourself, do it for your friends and do it for your family. There is absolutely no shame in not getting your face caved in by the superior wrestler.
Now after I beat you I will show to everyone in this company that I deserve a shot at the Marquee title and I will show everyone that you are nothing more than a pretender who doesn’t deserve to do anything for this company besides clean the toilets. All Hail the Queen Slayer.