Post by alexyin on Oct 18, 2014 6:52:21 GMT -5
We open on a lime green Converse high-top sneaker lightly kicking at a ring rope. As the camera pans up a pair of navy blue leggings, past a blue skirt and a green hooded top emblazoned "SHU", we finally see the face of Alex Yin sat on the top-most rope. Her hood is up and completely filled with her long black hair. With rounded features and a lightly tanned complexion, Alex's big brown eyes are magnified by the square glasses she's currently wearing and her small button nose wrinkles with excitement as she starts to speak.
Alex: Hiya out there, LAW fans! Allow me to say hello and to introduce myself. I'm Alex Yin, Super-Insano Megastar! Yaaaaay!
Alex waves her hands about, then wobbles as she almost loses her balance. Alex places her hands back around the ring ropes.
Alex: You may have already noticed all this "Game Of Thrones" talk. I'm a Yorkshire lass, from the north of England, although my family's Chinese. I hope you Americans find me understandable. Someone earlier thought I was Australian. I can't even attempt that accent! I mean...
Alex clears her throat.
Alex: *attempting a VERY bad Australian accent* G'day mate, let's throw another shrimp on the barb-
Alex starts coughing as she can't take speaking in the low voice she was using. She then stops and looks around.
Alex: Where was I? Oh, right. A little more about myself. Well, I went to Japan a couple of years ago for a summer job teaching English and I came back home a professional wrestler! I mean, I've loved wrestling for years and thought I'd give it a go, y'know? I see a few of the ladies here are from Japan so a hearty "konichiwa" to you.
Alex clasps her hands together and bows. As she does, her feet touch the ring apron and she rolls forwards, stretching her hands out and rolling gracefully to the floor. She then stands up.
Alex: Also, I'm a prize-winning gymnast. I competed at the national level in my teens. Also, not one to shy away from stereotypes, I study martial arts. A little karate here, a little taekwondo there...seriously my room back home is filled with trophies and medals and rosettes!
Alex then suddenly stops again as she smiles and puts a finger to her lips.
Alex: Sssssssssh! I almost forgot to introduce you to someone.
Alex walks over to a small box with grating on the front. Leaning forward, Alex opens the box.
Alex: *back to the camera* Now...say hello to my little friend!
Alex turns around and holds in her hands a small grey chinchilla.
Alex: This is Chewie! My grey chinchilla, my pet, my best friend in the whole wide world!
Alex kisses the animal on the head.
Alex: I named him after Chewbacca. Y'know, the Wookiee from Star Wars. Also because he chews a lot and Chewie the chinchilla sounds sooooooo cute! He usually comes with me to ringside and cheers me on.
Alex suddenly looks straight to camera, for the first time she looks deadly serious.
Alex: But I'm warning you, never make a move towards him. I'm an easy-going girl. I don't like hurting people when I don't need to. Truth be told, outside of the ring, I'm a pacifist. But in that ring, I'm a force to be reckoned with and I will show that.
Alex starts to smile again.
Alex: But I hope we don't come to that. If you girls are cool with me, I'll be cool with you. I'm here to wrestle, I'm here to win, but I'm also here to have fun! So let's have fun! Goooooo fun!
Alex hops a little in the air as she stretches out a free arm and smiles. Fade to black.
Alex: Hiya out there, LAW fans! Allow me to say hello and to introduce myself. I'm Alex Yin, Super-Insano Megastar! Yaaaaay!
Alex waves her hands about, then wobbles as she almost loses her balance. Alex places her hands back around the ring ropes.
Alex: You may have already noticed all this "Game Of Thrones" talk. I'm a Yorkshire lass, from the north of England, although my family's Chinese. I hope you Americans find me understandable. Someone earlier thought I was Australian. I can't even attempt that accent! I mean...
Alex clears her throat.
Alex: *attempting a VERY bad Australian accent* G'day mate, let's throw another shrimp on the barb-
Alex starts coughing as she can't take speaking in the low voice she was using. She then stops and looks around.
Alex: Where was I? Oh, right. A little more about myself. Well, I went to Japan a couple of years ago for a summer job teaching English and I came back home a professional wrestler! I mean, I've loved wrestling for years and thought I'd give it a go, y'know? I see a few of the ladies here are from Japan so a hearty "konichiwa" to you.
Alex clasps her hands together and bows. As she does, her feet touch the ring apron and she rolls forwards, stretching her hands out and rolling gracefully to the floor. She then stands up.
Alex: Also, I'm a prize-winning gymnast. I competed at the national level in my teens. Also, not one to shy away from stereotypes, I study martial arts. A little karate here, a little taekwondo there...seriously my room back home is filled with trophies and medals and rosettes!
Alex then suddenly stops again as she smiles and puts a finger to her lips.
Alex: Sssssssssh! I almost forgot to introduce you to someone.
Alex walks over to a small box with grating on the front. Leaning forward, Alex opens the box.
Alex: *back to the camera* Now...say hello to my little friend!
Alex turns around and holds in her hands a small grey chinchilla.
Alex: This is Chewie! My grey chinchilla, my pet, my best friend in the whole wide world!
Alex kisses the animal on the head.
Alex: I named him after Chewbacca. Y'know, the Wookiee from Star Wars. Also because he chews a lot and Chewie the chinchilla sounds sooooooo cute! He usually comes with me to ringside and cheers me on.
Alex suddenly looks straight to camera, for the first time she looks deadly serious.
Alex: But I'm warning you, never make a move towards him. I'm an easy-going girl. I don't like hurting people when I don't need to. Truth be told, outside of the ring, I'm a pacifist. But in that ring, I'm a force to be reckoned with and I will show that.
Alex starts to smile again.
Alex: But I hope we don't come to that. If you girls are cool with me, I'll be cool with you. I'm here to wrestle, I'm here to win, but I'm also here to have fun! So let's have fun! Goooooo fun!
Alex hops a little in the air as she stretches out a free arm and smiles. Fade to black.